Bill Nighy

Highest Rated: 100% Antonia & Jane (1991)

Lowest Rated: 5% I, Frankenstein (2014)

Birthday: Dec 12, 1949

Birthplace: Caterham, Surrey, England, UK

BAFTA-winning veteran actor Bill Nighy gained international recognition in 2003 thanks to his role as a Keith Richards-esque former rock star in the hit romantic comedy Love Actually. Nighy had remained a relatively obscure figure even in his native England until a memorable turn as a controversial politician in series three of the acclaimed television comedy drama Auf Wiedersehen, Pet found him finally thrust into the spotlight in 2002. A Caterham, Surrey native, Nighy excelled in English language and literature early on; however, even though his journalistic instincts were strong, his lack of education prevented him from a career in the media. Work as a bike messenger for Field Magazine helped the aspiring writer keep his toes in the business, and a suggestion by his girlfriend that Nighy try his hand at acting eventually prompted him to enroll in the Guildford School of Dance and Drama. As the gears began to turn and his career as an actor started to gain momentum, Nighy was encouraged to stick with the craft after landing a series of small roles. Though British television provided Nighy with most of his early exposure, supporting roles in such features as Curse of the Pink Panther (1983) and The Phantom of the Opera (1989) found the actor honing his skills and laying the groundwork for future feature success. Though Nighy stuck almost exclusively to the small screen in the early '90s, his supporting role in the 1993 Robin Williams film Being Human seemed to mark the beginning of a new stage in his career, focusing mainly on features. A part in the 1997 film Fairy Tale: A True Story found Nighy climbing the credits, and the following year he joined an impressive cast including Timothy Spall, Stephen Rea, and Billy Connolly in the rock comedy Still Crazy. It was his role in Still Crazy that gained Nighy his widest recognition to date -- earning the up-and-coming actor the Peter Sellers Evening Standard Award for Best Comedy Performance. Nighy's role as a conflicted husband who embarks on a heated extramarital affair in 2001's Lawless Heart continued his impressive career trajectory, and later that same year he would land a role in The Full Monty director Peter Cattaneo's jailbreak comedy Lucky Break. A role in the long-running U.K. television series Auf Wiedersehen, Pet finally found Nighy earning some deserved recognition in 2002, and after a winning performance as the patriarch of an eccentric family in I Capture the Castle (2003), he continued to earned even more accolades for his performance in Love Actually. His part as an ancient vampire in the gothic action horror hit Underworld found Nighy's recognition factor rising for mainstream audiences on the other side of the pond, and before jetting into the future with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in 2005, the increasingly busy actor would appear in three feature films in 2004, including the horror comedy Shaun of the Dead, Doogal, and Enduring Love. By the time Nighy received an Emmy nomination for his role as a loved-starved civil servant falling for an enigmatic younger woman in the 2005 made-for-television romantic comedy-drama The Girl in the Café, television fans in both the U.S. and the U.K. knew well of Nighy's impressive range as an actor. Yet another small-screen role in that same year's Gideon's Daughter allowed Nighy a chance to play a serious role once again. Playing a burned-out PR agent who is forced to reevaluate his life when his adult daughter threatens to cease all contact with him, Nighy gave a performance that moved critics and audiences alike, later earning him a Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie. Soon the actor was venturing into lands of fantasy once again, however, reprising his role as Viktor in Underworld: Evolution, and taking to the high seas as the legendary squid-faced sailor Davy Jones (captain of the Flying Dutchman) in director Gore Verbinski's big-budget summer extravaganza Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's

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Highest Rated Movies

Antonia & Jane
100%
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
96%
Page Eight
93%

Filmography

MOVIES

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	BOX OFFICE	YEAR
82%	Sometimes Always Never (Triple Word Score)	Executive Producer	—	2020
64%	Hope Gap	Edward	—	2020
87%	Emma.	Mr. Woodhouse	—	2020
17%	The Kindness of Strangers	Timofey	—	2020
61%	Minamata	Robert Hayes	—	2020
67%	Pokémon Detective Pikachu	Howard Clifford	—	2019
50%	StarDog and TurboCat	Actor	—	2019
56%	The Bookshop	Mr. Brundish	—	2018
74%	The Limehouse Golem	John Kildare	—	2017
90%	Their Finest	Ambrose Hilliard / Uncle Frank	$3.6M	2017
No Score Yet	Red Nose Day Actually	Actor	—	2017
31%	Dad's Army	Sergeant Wilson	$4.7M	2016
7%	Norm of the North	Socrate	$12.4M	2016
65%	The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel	Douglas Ainslie	$39M	2015
No Score Yet	Turks & Caicos	Johnny Worricker Executive Producer	—	2014
91%	Pride	Cliff	—	2014
No Score Yet	National Theatre Live: Skylight	Actor	—	2014
5%	I, Frankenstein	Naberius	$15.7M	2014
No Score Yet	Salting the Battlefield	Johnny Worricker	—	2014
69%	About Time	Tim's Father	$18.5M	2013
89%	London: The Modern Babylon	Actor	—	2013
52%	Jack the Giant Slayer	General Fallon	$65.2M	2013
No Score Yet	Great White Shark 3D	Actor	—	2013
31%	Total Recall	Mathias	$58.9M	2012
78%	The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel	Douglas Ainslie	$46.4M	2012
26%	Wrath of the Titans	Hephaestus	$83.7M	2012
No Score Yet	Dangerous Edge: A Life of Graham Greene	Graham Greene	—	2012
92%	Arthur Christmas	Grandsanta	$46.5M	2011
77%	Chalet Girl	Richard	$1.7k	2011
93%	Page Eight	Executive Producer Johnny Worricker	—	2011
96%	Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2	Rufus Scrimgeour	$381.1M	2011
88%	Rango	Rattlesnake Jake	$123.2M	2011
77%	Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1	Rufus Scrimgeour	$295M	2010
33%	Wild Target	Victor Maynard	$0.2M	2010
44%	Glorious 39	Sir Alexander Keyes	—	2009
59%	Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked)	Quentin	$8.1M	2009
50%	Astro Boy (AstroBoy)	Dr. Elefun/Robotsky	$19.6M	2009
22%	G-Force	Saber	$119.5M	2009
29%	Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans	Viktor	$45.9M	2009
62%	Valkyrie	General Friedrich Olbricht	$83M	2008
No Score Yet	The Little Fox 2 (Kis vuk)	Actor	—	2008
44%	Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End	Davy Jones	$309.5M	2007
91%	Hot Fuzz	Metropolitan Chief Inspector Kenneth	$23.7M	2007
87%	Notes on a Scandal	Richard Hart	$17.4M	2006
73%	Flushed Away	Whitey	$64.5M	2006
35%	Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker	Alan Blunt	$0.6M	2006
53%	Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest	Davy Jones	$423.1M	2006
8%	Doogal	Dylan (UK)	$7.4M	2006
17%	Underworld: Evolution	Viktor	$62.4M	2006
No Score Yet	Gideon's Daughter	Gideon Warner	—	2005
84%	The Constant Gardener	Sir Bernard Pellegrin	$33.6M	2005
60%	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy	Slartibartfast	$51.1M	2005
60%	The Magic Roundabout (Doogal)	Actor	—	2005
No Score Yet	The Girl in the Café (The Girl in the Cafe)	Lawrence	—	2005
59%	Enduring Love	Robin	$0.4M	2004
92%	Shaun of the Dead	Philip	$13.5M	2004
No Score Yet	He Knew He Was Right	Colonel Osborne	—	2004
No Score Yet	The Young Visiters	Earl of Clincham	—	2003
64%	Love Actually	Billy Mack	$59.4M	2003
31%	Underworld	Viktor	$51.5M	2003
79%	I Capture the Castle	James Mortmain	$1M	2003
71%	The Lost Prince	Actor	—	2003
87%	Lawless Heart	Dan	—	2002
48%	Lucky Break	Roger	—	2002
58%	AKA	Actor	—	2002
No Score Yet	Guest House Paradiso	Johnson	—	2001
19%	Blow Dry	Ray	—	2001
73%	Still Crazy	Ray Simms	—	1998
57%	Fairy Tale: A True Story	E.L. Gardner	—	1997
83%	Alive and Kicking	Tristan	—	1997
54%	Being Human	Julian	—	1994
100%	Antonia & Jane	Howard	—	1991
20%	Mack the Knife	Tiger Brown	—	1989
38%	The Phantom of the Opera	Barton	—	1989
No Score Yet	Agatha Christie's 'Thirteen at Dinner'	Ronald Marsh	—	1985
No Score Yet	Hitler's SS: Portrait in Evil	Helmut Hoffmann	—	1985
71%	The Little Drummer Girl	Al	—	1984
31%	Curse of the Pink Panther	ENT Doctor	—	1983
82%	Eye of the Needle	Squadron Leader Blenkinsop	—	1981

TV

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	YEAR
94%	Ordeal by Innocence 2018	Leo Argyll	2018
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2017 2014
No Score Yet	Sunday Morning 2011-2018	Appearing	2015
No Score Yet	Charlie Rose 2013-2017	Guest	2015 2014
No Score Yet	Masterpiece 1971-2014	Producer Colonel Osborne Johnny Worricker Lord Stamfordham Executive Producer	2014 2011 2005 2004
No Score Yet	Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014	Guest	2013
100%	State of Play 2004	Cameron Foster	2004
No Score Yet	Mystery! 1980-2007	Alan Lockwood	2003
No Score Yet	Meerkat Manor 2005-2013	Actor Narrator

Quotes from Bill Nighy's Characters

Adam:	Remember, I have no soul.
Naberius:	You have soul.

Tim's Father:

No, I never said we could fix things. I specifically never said that. Life's a mixed bag, no matter who you are. Look at Jesus: he was the son of a God, for God's sake and look how that turned out.

Tim's Father:

I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying. We're all quite similar in the end. We all get old and tell the same tales too many times. But try and marry someone kind. And this is a kind man with a good heart.

Naberius:	You cannot save the human race, nothing can stop their demise
Naberius:	You cannot save the human race, nothing can stop their demise.

Naberius:

A crass, contrived effort movie that's not even good to watch in a dentist chair!

Terra:	Where does life begin, and where does it end? Tonight's experiment represents the culmination of three years' research-
Wessex/Prince Naberius:	Dr. Wade, time is fleeting. I would ask that you not waste mine.

Wessex/Prince Naberius:	It's here!
Terra:	He, not it.

Wessex/Prince Naberius:

Just because something has yet to be found does not mean it does not exist.

Douglas Ainslie:	I invested our, well, my retirement money in our daughter's Internet company. She assured me that as soon as the startup actually, um, started up and the conversion from virtual to actual became sufficiently viable, then she'd be able to pay it all back.
Evelyn Greenslade:	I'm not sure I understand what most of those words mean.
Douglas Ainslie:	Well, it turns out neither did she.

Jean Ainslie:	Are you insane? Avoid all food not from a reputable vendor. It'll be washed in impure water.
Douglas Ainslie:	It's just a sandwich.
Jean Ainslie:	Oh, marvelous. Then I'll have ham, cheese, and streptococcus. Or perhaps bacteria, lettuce, and tomato.
Douglas Ainslie:	Would you like some of this? I believe it's called aloo ka paratha.
Muriel Donnelly:	No, if I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it.

Phillip:	You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day.
Shaun:	I was gonna.
Phillip:	And not a cheap posy from a garage forecourt.
Shaun:	I wasn't gonna
Shaun:	I wasn't gonna.

General Fallon:	I am now your king, now follow as I lead
General Fallon:	I am now your king, now follow as I lead.

Quentin:

Believe me, they'll find a way. Governments loathe people being free.

General Fallon:

Here comes the thunder.

Dan:	I once faked a broken heart, but I ran out of energy.

King Brahmwell:	Fee fi fo fum. Ask not whence the thunder comes. For between Heaven and Earth is a perilous place. Home to a fearsome giant race.
General Fallon:	Fee fi fo fum. Ask not whence the thunder comes. For between Heaven and Earth is a perilous place. Home to a fearsome giant race.

James Mortmain:

No man on earth should be so violently in love. It puts him at such a disadvantage.

Douglas Ainslie:	We get up in the morning and we do our best, and nothing else matter
Douglas Ainslie:	We get up in the morning and we do our best, and nothing else matters.

Kuato:	you blew my cover
Kuato:	You blew my cover!

Shaun:	I'm so sorry...
Phillip:	Sorry for what?
Shaun:	Er...nothing.

Lawrence:	I juh-I just wondered if you might like to come. To Reykjavik.
Gina:	Reykjavik?
Lawrence:	Yeah, I'm-I'm moderately senior and we're allowed to bring wi-ives...and um, such like.

Lawrence:

Isn't it wonderful the way there are absolutely no cabs in London at all nowadays? Perfect for dithering.

Lawrence:

Perhaps it's a place about which everyone knows only one fact.

Lawrence:

This is no place for coconutophobes.

Lawrence:

[Calling Gina] Oh, hello. Ah- It-It-It-It's me, Lawrence. We, uh- [Gina speaking, unheard] Well, of-of course you remember. It-It was only... six hours ago. Yes, quite. You'd have had to have some sort of aneurysm or something to forget.

Gina:	Was the pea soup disgusting?
Lawrence:	Inedible. I think there were at least two types of pea in there- one, the kind you don't usually put in food.

Lawrence:

Yes, well, I don't really scrub up. No matter how hard I try. The more I scrub, the more you see the horror beneath.

Lawrence:	Well, it was lovely, um, sitting directly opposite you.
Gina:	And you.
Lawrence:	I enjoyed the early diagonal bit as well, obviously.

Matthias:	That is not the only reason you are here.
Douglas Quaid:	I want to remember.
Matthias:	Why?
Douglas Quaid:	So I can be myself, be who I was.
Matthias:	It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.
Douglas Quaid:	But the past tells us who we've become.
Matthias:	The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.

Billy Mack:	Let's get drunk and watch porn!
Billy Mack:	Let's get pissed and watch porn.

Rose:	This hideous old bat in a wheelchair, she just tried to kill me, she had a knife this big! I swear!
Tony:	It was horrible!
Rose:	It's true!
Victor Maynard:	Mother!

Viktor:

Time to die.

Davy Jones:	Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner. Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow:	Do you? Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.
Davy Jones:	You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow:	Cruel is a matter of perspective.
Davy Jones:	Is it?

Davy Jones:

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you an escape.

Davy Jones:

You will not forestall my judgement!

Rufus Scrimgeour:

These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today.

Davy Jones:

Damn you Jack Sparrow!

Phillip:

I ran it under a cold tap!

Spike:	[To Whitey] Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
Spike:	[to Whitey] Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
Whitey:	I kept me legs straight, Spike. [Spike groans in pain]

Viktor:

Luke, I am your father.

Davy Jones:

There are no survivors.

Davy Jones:

You owe me your soul.

Gen. Friedrich Olbricht:	We've been discovered
Gen. Friedrich Olbricht:	We've been discovered.

Davy Jones:

I am the sea.

Davy Jones:	Tell me, William Turner: do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow:	Do you?

Davy Jones:	Tell me, Jack! Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow:	You have no idea!

Davy Jones:

Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

Nicholas Angel:	With all do respect sir. You can't just make people disappear
Nicholas Angel:	With all do respect sir. You can't just make people disappear.
Met Chief Inspector:	Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector
Met Chief Inspector:	Yes I can I'm the Chief inspector.

Phillip:	[Ed is driving Philip's Jaguar very fast, dodging other cars as he tries to escape the zombies] [pompously] You do realise this is a 20 mph zone?
Ed:	[grinning] Oh yeah!

Davy Jones:

One soul is not equal to another.

Rufus Scrimgeour:

The sword may present itself to any worthy Gryffindor, Miss Granger, that does not make it that wizard's property.

Grandsanta:	"I'll never forget the look on your dads face. Couldnt look me in the eye. 'Dad' he says. 'Steve thinks it's best if you don't fly anymore. Were scrapping the old slay'."
Grandsanta:	I'll never forget the look on your dads face. Couldnt look me in the eye. 'Dad' he says. 'Steve thinks it's best if you don't fly anymore. Were scrapping the old slay'.

Grandsanta:	"This is just like the last time!"
Grandsanta:	This is just like the last time!
Arthur:	"What last time?"
Arthur:	What last time?
Grandsanta:	"The last time I took Eve out on a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban missile crisis. I nearly started world war 3!"
Grandsanta:	The last time I took Eve out on a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban missile crisis. I nearly started world war 3!

Grandsanta:	"I always knew she would be needed one last time."
Grandsanta:	I always knew she would be needed one last time.

Grandsanta:	"I stuck that their for your father when he was a boy."
Grandsanta:	I stuck that their for your father when he was a boy.
Arthur:	"Dad sat here!"
Arthur:	Dad sat here!

Grandsanta:	"Oh look a beautiful young reindeer. Well then who am I?"
Grandsanta:	Oh look a beautiful young reindeer. Well then who am I?

Grandsanta:	"Get off you bag of fleas!"
Grandsanta:	Get off you bag of fleas!

Grandsanta:	"Go ahead festive Freddy. Sling your rock. Go on. I want my bed."
Grandsanta:	Go ahead festive Freddy. Sling your rock. Go on. I want my bed.
Arthur:	"It doesn't matter how she got the bike. Gwen would have never seen that."
Arthur:	It doesn't matter how she got the bike. Gwen would have never seen that.

Grandsanta:	"A cheat!"
Grandsanta:	A cheat!

Santa:	"Here's to me. To an even better job next year!"
Santa:	Here's to me. To an even better job next year!
Arthur:	"Your already perfect dad."
Arthur:	Your already perfect dad.
Grandsanta:	"Ha! That turkey did more than him."
Grandsanta:	Ha! That turkey did more than him.

Grandsanta:	"Take the elf!"
Grandsanta:	Take the elf!
Arthur:	"Grandsanta!"
Arthur:	Grandsanta!

Grandsanta:	"For the love of Lu-Lu."
Grandsanta:	For the love of Lu-Lu.

Grandsanta:	"That turkey did more than him."
Grandsanta:	That turkey did more than him.

Grandsanta:	"In Santa we believe!"
Grandsanta:	In Santa we believe!

Santa:	"How about you be the candle Steve. All those bright ideas."
Santa:	How about you be the candle Steve. All those bright ideas.
Steve:	"Fine I'm the candle. Arthur you can be the turkey. You of course dad are Santa." (Eye twitches) "And Grandsanta you can be this charming relic."
Steve:	Fine I'm the candle. Arthur you can be the turkey. You of course dad are Santa. [eye twitches] And Grandsanta you can be this charming relic.
Grandsanta:	"Relic? Relic! I did a whole Christmas in one of these! And I bet you I can do it again."
Grandsanta:	Relic? Relic! I did a whole Christmas in one of these! And I bet you I can do it again.
Steve:	"In a pile of sticks."
Steve:	In a pile of sticks.
Grandsanta:	"Let me at him! Let me at him!"
Grandsanta:	Let me at him! Let me at him!

Santa:	"Well I'm actually Santa so I think I should be Santa."
Santa:	Well I'm actually Santa so I think I should be Santa.
Steve:	"Yes well your the non-executive figure-head."
Steve:	Yes well your the non-executive figure-head.
Grandsanta:	"He's a fattie with a beard who fits the suit."
Grandsanta:	He's a fattie with a beard who fits the suit.

Grandsanta:	"I'm Santa! Give me that!"
Grandsanta:	I'm Santa! Give me that!
Steve:	"I'm Santa! This is ridiculous. You just took the piece out of my hand."
Steve:	I'm Santa! This is ridiculous. You just took the piece out of my hand.

Grandsanta:	"You. Up there. With this?"
Grandsanta:	You. Up there. With this?

Grandsanta:	"I always liked Toronto. No one lives here. It's nice and quite."
Grandsanta:	I always liked Toronto. No one lives here. It's nice and quite.

Grandsanta:	"They won't kill me! I'm Santa."
Grandsanta:	They won't kill me! I'm Santa.

Grandsanta:	"I'm too young to die! Do something Arthur! Arthur!"
Grandsanta:	I'm too young to die! Do something Arthur! Arthur!

Bryony:	"I can wrap anything with three slaps of sticky tap! Three!
Bryony:	I can wrap anything with three slaps of sticky tap! Three!
Grandsanta:	"Good. Wrap yourself a parachute!" (Throws Bryony off the sled)
Grandsanta:	Good. Wrap yourself a parachute! [throws Bryony off the sled]
Arthur:	"Grandsanta!"
Arthur:	Grandsanta!

Grandsanta:	"My camera!"
Grandsanta:	My camera!

Grandsanta:	"Whoopee doo."
Grandsanta:	Whoopee doo.

Grandsanta:	"You naughty children. Here have a Bon-Bon." (Hands Steve a rotting apple).
Grandsanta:	You naughty children. Here have a Bon-Bon. [hands Steve a rotting apple]

Grandsanta:	"He's a postman in a spaceship.''
Grandsanta:	He's a postman in a spaceship.

Grandsanta:	"I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth."
Grandsanta:	I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth.

Grandsanta:	"So what if the little nipper sees him. A wack on the head with a sock full of sand and a dab of whiskey on the lips and they dont remember a thing.''
Grandsanta:	So what if the little nipper sees him. A wack on the head with a sock full of sand and a dab of whiskey on the lips and they dont remember a thing.

Bryony:	"How do you thinks he's..."
Bryony:	How do you thinks he's...
Grandsanta:	"Fine. Fine."
Grandsanta:	Fine. Fine.
Arthur:	"AHHHH!!!"
Arthur:	AHHHH!

Bryony:	"So why didn't they scrap the old slay?"
Bryony:	So why didn't they scrap the old slay?
Grandsanta:	"I threatened the elfs. Told them I'd feed them to the polar bears."
Grandsanta:	I threatened the elfs. Told them I'd feed them to the polar bears.
Bryony:	"Oh."
Bryony:	Oh.

Grandsanta:	"Elf. You wouldn't mind telling his parents about this."
Grandsanta:	Elf. You wouldn't mind telling his parents about this.

Bryony:	"Premission to breath sir."
Bryony:	Permission to breath sir.
Grandsanta:	"Fine. One breathe."
Grandsanta:	Fine. One breathe.

Davy Jones:	Jack Sparrow, do you afraid of death?
Jack Sparrow:	You have no idea.

Quentin:	Spectacular Mistake.
Quentin:	Spectacular mistake.

Bryony:	"What do you want me to wrap?"
Bryony:	What do you want me to wrap?
Grandsanta:	"Wrap your head!"
Grandsanta:	Wrap your head!
Bryony:	"Yes sir."
Bryony:	Yes sir.

Grandsanta:	"They once said it was impossible to teach women to read."
Grandsanta:	They once said it was impossible to teach women to read.

Billy Mack:

Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.

Grandsanta:	Arthur, there is a way.
Arthur:	It's impossible.
Grandsanta:	They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.

Grandsanta:	At least have the decency to finish us off!
Grandsanta:	At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock.

Grandsanta:	Everyone got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark.
Grandsanta:	Every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark!

Grandsanta:	Dasher, Dancer, Prancer....erm, Bambi, John, the one with the white ear, you, you..not you, you big bag of fleas
Grandsanta:	Dasher, Dancer, Prancer....erm, Bambi, John, the one with the white ear, you, you..not you, you big bag of fleas.
Grandsanta:	Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Bambi, Dave, you with the white ear, you and you.

Grandsanta:

What happened to going down the chimney?

Spike:	Danger is my middle name!
Whitey:	I thought it was Leslie.

Whitey:

Nasty.

Whitey:

You wouldn't want the boss to catch you 'round here.

Rita:	Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
Whitey:	I'm upset now.

Whitey:

To find a rat, you got to think like a rat.

Marcus:	You know very well the consequences if you murder me... or William
Marcus:	You know well the consequences if your murder me. Or William.
Viktor:	If you so much as speak his name again, you will have chosen that future for him
Viktor:	If you so much as speak his name again you will have chosen that future for him.