Daniel Franzese

Damian:	Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye
Damian:	Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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Damian:	[guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!
Damian:	Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

Damian:	[driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!!
Damian:	I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

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Damian:	Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!
Janis Ian:	I 'hate' this song!
Cady Heron:	I 'know' this song!

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Cady Heron:	Oh, god.
Janis Ian:	You dirty little liar!
Cady Heron:	I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis Ian:	Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?
Damian:	Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady Heron:	You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis Ian:	Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!
Damian:	Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!
Janis Ian:	Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady Heron:	You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis Ian:	God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Janis Ian:	God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'
Cady Heron:	You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Janis Ian:	What?!
Damian:	Oh, no, she did not!
Janis Ian:	See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize!
Damian:	And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

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Cady Heron:	And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
Damian:	And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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Janis Ian:	That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian:	She asked me how to spell 'orange'.
Cady Heron:	*Smirks*.
Janis Ian:	That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.
Damian:	She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis Ian:	Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian:	That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis Ian:	And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian:	She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

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Damian:

She doesn't even go here!

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Damian:

Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!

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Damian:

She doesn't even go here!

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Janis Ian:	That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English glass last year.
Damian:	She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis Ian:	And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. She's in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian:	That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

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Damian:	[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
Damian:	[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?
Cady Heron:	It's Cady.
Damian:	Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

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Damian:	I want my pink shirt back!
Damian:	And I want my pink shirt back!

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Damian:	Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco! You GO Glenn Coco.
Damian:	[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

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Damian:	My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk..
Damian:	My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury:	Your nanna and I have that in common.
Ms. Norbury:	Your grandmother and I have that in common.

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Janis Ian:	That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian:	She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis Ian:	That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian:	She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis Ian:	Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian:	That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis Ian:	And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian:	She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

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Damian:	Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!
Damian:	Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

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Damian:

Danny Devito! I love your work!

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