Jack Black
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Actor, musician, and cult idol ascendant, Jack Black is known for both the characters he portrays on the screen and as one of the forces behind Tenacious D, a rock band/standup routine that Black has described as "a Smothers Brothers for the Dungeons and Dragons misfits set."A native of Santa Monica, CA, Black attended the University of California at Los Angeles. He got his professional start on the stage, appearing in Tim Robbins' production of Carnage at the 1989 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He would go on to collaborate with Robbins throughout his career, making his screen debut in the director's 1992 political satire Bob Roberts and appearing in Robbins' Dead Man Walking (1995) and Cradle Will Rock (1999). Black spent the '90s playing supporting and lead roles in a variety of films, including Demolition Man (1993), The Cable Guy (1996), which cast him as the best friend of Matthew Broderick's character, and Jesus' Son (1999), in which Black had a small but extremely memorable role as a pill-popping hospital orderly.In 2000, Black had one of his most recognizable and enthusiastically received screen roles to date in High Fidelity. Stephen Frears' popular adaptation of Nick Hornby's novel of the same name, it featured Black as Barry, a thoroughly obnoxious record-store employee. The part allowed the actor to do some of his own singing, a talent that he had previously inflicted on numerous audience members during his years with the aforementioned Tenacious D. The band, comprised of Black and fellow holy terror Kyle Gass, had existed since 1994, and it had been featured on the TV comedy series Mr. Show and as the subject of their own HBO series entitled (tongue firmly in cheek) Tenacious D: The Greatest Band on Earth. It was only a matter of time before Black stepped up from supporting character to leading man, and with the Farrelly brother's Shallow Hal Black may just have found the ideal vehicle for the successful transition. As a superficial man who falls in love with a 300-pound woman after being hypnotized to see only the "inner beauty" of the opposite sex, Black co-starred alongside Gwyneth Paltrow and Jason Alexander in what promised to be a charmingly offensive addition to the Farrelly canon.Though MTV Films' heavily marketed Orange County (2002) was not a huge commercial success, Black's supporting role as the lead character's slacker brother was well received by critics and long-time fans alike, and the once obscure figure began appearing on media outlets including Saturday Night Live, Primetime Glick, commercials for The Osbournes, and various MTV music and film awards. In 2003, Black starred in his first big hit -- director Richard Linklater's musical comedy School of Rock, which featured Black as a disgruntled heavy metal-guitarist doing a substitute teaching gig for extra cash. Critics were so taken by his performance that he was honored with a Golden Globe nomination.2004 saw Black turn in a cameo in the Will Ferrell vehicle Anchorman, after starring opposite Ben Stiller in director Barry Levinson's black comedy Envy. While the film was a box-office bomb after having its release pushed back several times, Black still had much to celebrate when it was announced he would be taking the lead in Peter Jackson's highly anticipated 2005 remake of King Kong. The epic film helped transition Black from a cult hero to a traditional movie star, though he was still careful to keep his original fans happy. In 2006, he starred in Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess' comedy Nacho Libre. The part of a disgruntled monk turned Lucha Libre idol was a perfect fit for the bombastic star, and he followed the performance up with another comic offering for his serious fans as he and Kyle Gass, his partner in Tenacious D, starred in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. This big screen telling of the band's mythical history promised to be full of the over-the-top laughs that rocked fans of the group's HBO series, and also included appearan
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | Feeding America Comedy Festival |
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— | 2020 |
No Score Yet | One World: Together at Home |
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— | 2020 |
47% | Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween |
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— | 2018 |
65% | The House with a Clock in Its Walls |
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— | 2018 |
No Score Yet | O mistério do relógio na parede |
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— | 2018 |
77% | Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot |
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— | 2018 |
No Score Yet | The Insufferable Groo |
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— | 2018 |
60% | The Insufferable Groo |
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— | 2018 |
76% | Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle |
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$393.3M | 2017 |
66% | The Polka King |
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— | 2017 |
No Score Yet | The Words That Built America |
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— | 2017 |
94% | Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny |
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— | 2016 |
87% | Kung Fu Panda 3 |
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$128.4M | 2016 |
No Score Yet | Kung Fu Panda : Les secrets des maîtres |
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— | 2016 |
82% | Entertainment |
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$56k | 2015 |
78% | Goosebumps |
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$76.1M | 2015 |
53% | The D Train |
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— | 2015 |
No Score Yet | Frank or Francis |
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— | 2015 |
40% | 21 Years: Richard Linklater |
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— | 2014 |
73% | Harmontown |
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— | 2014 |
No Score Yet | The Sheik |
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— | 2014 |
88% | Bernie |
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$6M | 2012 |
No Score Yet | Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters |
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— | 2011 |
42% | The Big Year |
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$7.2M | 2011 |
81% | Kung Fu Panda 2 |
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$165.3M | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Fight For Your Right Revisited |
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— | 2011 |
20% | Gulliver's Travels |
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$42.8M | 2010 |
No Score Yet | Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special |
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— | 2010 |
90% | Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage |
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— | 2010 |
14% | Year One |
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$43.4M | 2009 |
No Score Yet | Branson |
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— | 2009 |
No Score Yet | Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five |
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— | 2008 |
No Score Yet | Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Scroll |
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82% | Tropic Thunder |
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$110.5M | 2008 |
No Score Yet | Rain of Madness |
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— | 2008 |
87% | Kung Fu Panda |
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$215.4M | 2008 |
65% | Be Kind Rewind |
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$11.2M | 2008 |
No Score Yet | Tenacious D - The Complete Masterworks 2 |
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— | 2008 |
74% | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
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$18.4M | 2007 |
52% | Margot at the Wedding |
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$2M | 2007 |
69% | Year of the Dog |
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$1.5M | 2007 |
49% | The Holiday |
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$63.3M | 2006 |
52% | Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny |
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$8.2M | 2006 |
40% | Nacho Libre |
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$80.2M | 2006 |
No Score Yet | Danny Roane: First Time Director |
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— | 2006 |
84% | King Kong |
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$218.2M | 2005 |
No Score Yet | King Kong: Peter Jackson's Production Diaries |
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— | 2005 |
36% | Shark Tale |
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$160.8M | 2004 |
8% | Envy |
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$12.2M | 2004 |
No Score Yet | Late Night With Conan O'Brien - 10th Anniversary Special |
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— | 2004 |
100% | Melvin Goes to Dinner |
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— | 2003 |
91% | School of Rock |
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$81.2M | 2003 |
No Score Yet | Computerman |
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— | 2003 |
No Score Yet | Tenacious D - The Complete Masterworks |
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— | 2003 |
77% | Ice Age |
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$176.4M | 2002 |
46% | Orange County |
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$41.1M | 2002 |
71% | Run Ronnie Run! |
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— | 2002 |
49% | Shallow Hal |
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$70.8M | 2001 |
19% | Saving Silverman |
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$19M | 2001 |
91% | High Fidelity |
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No Score Yet | Marked for Murder |
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— | 2000 |
64% | Cradle Will Rock |
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— | 1999 |
80% | Jesus' Son |
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— | 1999 |
72% | Enemy of the State |
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— | 1998 |
7% | I Still Know What You Did Last Summer |
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— | 1998 |
17% | Bongwater |
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— | 1998 |
No Score Yet | Johnny Skidmarks |
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— | 1998 |
23% | The Jackal |
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— | 1997 |
54% | Mars Attacks! |
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— | 1996 |
53% | The Cable Guy |
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— | 1996 |
37% | The Fan |
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— | 1996 |
No Score Yet | The NeverEnding Story III |
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— | 1996 |
4% | Bio-Dome |
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— | 1996 |
20% | Crossworlds |
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— | 1996 |
95% | Dead Man Walking |
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— | 1995 |
47% | Waterworld |
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— | 1995 |
19% | Bye Bye, Love |
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— | 1994 |
No Score Yet | Blind Justice |
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— | 1994 |
60% | Demolition Man |
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— | 1993 |
21% | Airborne |
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— | 1993 |
95% | Bob Roberts |
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— | 1992 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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95% |
Waffles + Mochi
2021
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No Score Yet |
Eli Roth's History of Horror
2018
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No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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No Score Yet |
Hollywood Game Night
2013
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No Score Yet |
Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto
2018
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83% |
The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale
2018
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No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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No Score Yet |
Drunk History
2013
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No Score Yet |
The Carbonaro Effect
2014
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82% |
The Gong Show
2017-2018
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No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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No Score Yet |
The Graham Norton Show
2007
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No Score Yet |
The Eric Andre Show
2012
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No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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75% |
Another Period
2015-2018
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29% |
Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris
2015
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No Score Yet |
Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
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94% |
Documentary Now!
2015-2019
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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55% |
The Brink
2015
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No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
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79% |
Welcome to Sweden
2014-2015
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No Score Yet |
@midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
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100% |
The Birthday Boys
2013-2014
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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No Score Yet |
Everyday Health
2011-2017
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No Score Yet |
Sunday Morning
2011-2018
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No Score Yet |
Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
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68% |
American Idol
2002-2016
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88% |
Community
2009-2015
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No Score Yet |
iCarly
2007-2012
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31% |
The Jay Leno Show
2009-2010
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81% |
The Office
2005-2013
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No Score Yet |
Yo Gabba Gabba!
2007-2015
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85% |
The Simpsons
1989
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No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
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No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live
1975
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100% |
Clone High
2003
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No Score Yet |
Will & Grace
1998-2006
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100% |
Tenacious D
1997-2000
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100% |
Mr. Show With Bob and David
1995-1998
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82% |
Picket Fences
1992-1996
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74% |
The X-Files
1993-2018
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No Score Yet |
Touched by an Angel
1994-2003
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No Score Yet |
Northern Exposure
1990-1995
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100% |
Losers
2019
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Quotes from Jack Black's Characters
Po: | I think I just peed a little! |
R.L. Stine: | my name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist. |
R.L. Stine: | My name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist. |
Po: | Listen closely because I'm only going to repeat this ten times. |
R.L. Stine: | Now you listen to me, Steve King wishes he could write like me! |
Hannah: | Dad, your face is doing the red thing again. |
Po: | So like, Oogway, was just a crazy old turtle after all? |
Po: | Cut the chit-chat! |
Po: | Your real strength comes from being your best you. |
Po: | I'm going to turn you into kung fu masters. |
Po: | You're just like me be old. |
Po: | You look just like me, but a baby. |
R.L. Stine: | Not a day goes by that I don't think of he, but she'll always be in here... |
R.L. Stine: | Does anyone else want to drive 'cause I'll pull us over right now! |
R.L. Stine: | You've just released every monster I've ever created! |
R.L. Stine: | Hannah, get away from the window now! |
Po: | But I just got kung fu |
Master Shifu: | Now you have to protect it! |
Carl Denham: | Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. |
Po: | Skadoosh |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax. |
Carl Denham: | Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. |
Lenny: | Curse You Sharkslayer! |
Lenny: | Curse you Sharkslayer! |
George Harrison: | I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers. |
Paul McCartney: | Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up! |
Ringo Starr: | I've got a song about an octopus. |
John Lennon: | Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums! |
Paul McCartney: | We're nothing but... grains of sand. |
Dewey Cox: | That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon? |
John Lennon: | Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*. |
Paul McCartney: | [to John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it! |
Paul McCartney: | [To John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it! |
Po: | No, master! Don't die! |
Master Shifu: | *closes eyes* |
Po: | NO! |
Master Shifu: | I'm not dying you idiot! I'm relaxing! |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Listen, I know that the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, but my life is good: reeeaally good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 am, make some soup! It's the beeeest! I lav it. I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic. Look. Go awaay! Read some books. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books! |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | But Sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles. |
JB: | (Singing) Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off! |
JB: | [singing] Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off! |
Satan: | Fuck! Fuck! (Singing) Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch? |
Satan: | Fuck! Fuck! [singing] Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch? |
JB: | (Singing) If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent! |
JB: | [singing] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent! |
Satan: | (Singing) And what if I win? |
Satan: | [singing] And what if I win? |
JB: | (Singing) The you can take Kage back to hell. |
JB: | [singing] The you can take Kage back to hell. |
KG: | What? |
JB: | Trust me, Kage, it's the only way. |
KG: | What are you talking about? |
JB: | (Singing) To be your little bitch! |
JB: | [singing] To be your little bitch! |
Po: | Oooooh... My Tenders! |
Po: | Oooooh... My tenders! |
Mr. Ping: | Once I had a dream that I ran away to make tofu. |
Po: | Then why didn't you! |
Mr. Ping: | Because it was a stupid dream. |
Po: | Wow, all of you look bigger than the action figure! Accept for you Mantis. |
JB: | Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan! |
Po: | Ah, thanks for picking me up. |
Wolf Boss: | No problem [drops Po]. |
Wolf Boss: | No problem. [drops Po] |
Po: | By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up? |
Po: | By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up? |
Jeff Portnoy: | You grew hands! |
Ned Schneebly: | I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something? |
Dewey Finn: | What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars? |
Dewey Finn: | What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars? |
Dewey Finn: | What do you like to do? |
Freddy: | I don't know, burn stuff. |
KG: | We've been through so much shit. |
JB: | Deactivated lasers with my dick! |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening..... for some toast. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening... for some toast. |
KG: | There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece. |
JB: | Listen to me-- |
JB: | Listen to me... |
KG: | He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man! |
KG: | I said that they all use the same guitar pick... |
JB: | Holy shitballs. |
Freddy: | Go to hell Sneebly! |
Dewey Finn: | That's it Freddy! That's it! |
Summer: | Your a joke! Your the worst teacher I ever had! |
Dewey Finn: | Summer that is great! I liked it cause I felt your anger. |
Summer: | Thank you. |
Lawrence: | Your fat and have body odor. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Where are the cheeps? |
Dewey Finn: | What, you guys? This project is called "Rock Band." I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!......Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the "Led" out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motorhead? Ah, what do they teach in this place. Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board. |
Summer: | Factotum. |
Dewey Finn: | 'Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation & theory. And then band practice till the end of the day. |
Lenny: | [To Oscar] You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear. Here's what we're gonna do... |
Jerry: | When you're walking down the street, and you see a little ghost. What'cha gonna do, you call Ghostbustasssssss! |
Mike: | What's that? |
Jerry: | Its the Ghostbusters theme song. |
Mike: | No, it's not. |
Jerry: | I'm pretty sure it is. |
Jeff Portnoy: | Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your cock. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this! |
Carl Denham: | Fay's a size four. |
Preston: | Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO. |
Carl Denham: | Cooper, huh? I might've known. |
Carl Denham: | Bring the tripod and all of the film. |
Herbert: | Want to switch to the six-inch lens? |
Carl Denham: | [considering Kong, who only he has seen] The wide-angle will do just fine. |
Oogway: | The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior! |
Po: | What?! |
Miles: | Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes. |
Dewey Finn: | AH! what do they teach in this place!? |
Dewey Finn: | AH! What do they teach in this place!? |
Po: | Skadoosh. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead.... Then they died. |
Carl Denham: | I keep telling you, Jack, thereâ??s no money in theater. Thatâ??s why you should stick with film. |
Carl Denham: | I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film. |
Jack Driscoll: | No Carl, itâ??s not about the money. I love theater. |
Jack Driscoll: | No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater. |
Carl Denham: | No you donâ??t. If you really loved it, you wouldâ??ve jumped. |
Carl Denham: | No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
Jerry: | This calls for Robocop. |
Mike: | This calls for Robocop to get shot!!! |
Mike: | This calls for Robocop to get shot! |
Barry: | Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store? |
Barry: | Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall. |
Barry: | Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. |
Lenny: | "You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do..." |
Lenny: | You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do... |
Hal Larsen: | so what are you in... the army?? |
Hal Larsen: | So what are you in... the army? |
Rosemary Shanahan: | peace corps. |
Rosemary Shanahan: | Peace corps. |
Hal Larsen: | peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you... |
Hal Larsen: | Peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you. |
Rosemary Shanahan: | ultradocious? thats not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right? :) |
Rosemary Shanahan: | Ultradocious? That's not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right? |
JB: | Can I be a Sasquatch too? |
Sasquatch [Uncredited]: | You already are. You're my son, JB. My little baby Sass. |
Dewey Finn: | I will see you cats on the flip flop later |
Dewey Finn: | I will see you cats on the flip flop later. |
Bernie Tiede: | Can I tell you? I am not fond of cremations. |
Brad Harris: | There is going to be a major fallout in a few hours! |
Bill Clemont: | Nuclear fallout? |
Brad Harris: | Bird fallout. |
Jerry: | i will shoot you and i know robot karate |
Jerry: | I will shoot you, and I know robot karate. |
Dewey Finn: | now lets get out there and melt some faces |
Dewey Finn: | Now let's get out there and melt some faces. |
Zed: | i told you to fetch me more wine |
Zed: | I told you to fetch me more wine. |
Dewey Finn: | It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too. |
J.D. McNugent: | hey what did you say i didn't really here you |
J.D. McNugent: | Hey what did you say I didn't really here you. |
Jeff Portnoy: | your just because i'm skinny |
Jeff Portnoy: | Your just because I'm skinny. |
Dewey Finn: | in the words of ac/dc we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock i salute you |
Dewey Finn: | In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you. |
Billy Glenn Norris: | i surrender |
Billy Glenn Norris: | I surrender. |
Jerry: | anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop |
Jerry: | Anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop. |
Lance: | do you want me to get naked and start the revolution |
Lance: | Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution. |
Pilot: | don't shoot the girl |
Pilot: | Don't shoot the girl. |
JB: | i did not mean to blow your mind |
JB: | I did not mean to blow your mind. |
Nick Vanderpark: | one spray problem solved it's the miracle spray |
Nick Vanderpark: | One spray problem solved it's the miracle spray. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | i don't want to get paid to lose i want to win |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | I don't want to get paid to lose, I want to win. |
Dewey Finn: | you know what you don't have to worry about me because i'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line i got no problem smacking him in the head |
Dewey Finn: | You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head. |
J.D. McNugent: | dude if you get the nachos stuck together thats one nacho |
J.D. McNugent: | Dude if you get the nachos stuck together that's one nacho. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | eagle powers come to me please |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | Eagle powers come to me please. |
Esqueleto: | Surprise. |
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': | GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE! |
JB: | Ah...Ah...Jesus KG.If you where with me. you would low down a rope instead of me following your cock! |
KG: | JB, this is KG do you read me? |
JB: | Yeah,your saying balls before rolls. But that is not I roll asshole! |
KG: | JB, this is KG do you read me. |
JB: | What do you want, non-rocker, this line is for rockers only. So I can't talk to you right now. |
Tai Lung: | Who are you? |
Po: | Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior! |
Tai Lung: | You? |
Tai Lung: | He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? |
Po: | Don't tempt me. |
Po: | You wanna get something to eat? |
Master Shifu: | [sighing] ... Yeah. |
Po: | I love you, Dad. |
Po: | ANSWERS! |
Carl Denham: | I'm real good at crappin' the crappers. |
Brad Harris: | Of all courtship rituals in the animal kingdom, the most spectacular by far is that of the bald eagle. The male and female climb to dizzying heights and then ...join in free fall, plummeting toward earth, locked in each others embrace, separating only at the very last moment. |
Stu Preissler: | God, I miss Edith. |
Kenny Bostick: | Yeah, I kind of miss Jess. |
Po: | Now.. answers! |
Po: | No more running, Shen! |
Po: | I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking-in |
Kenny Bostick: | "Cookie?" |
Kenny Bostick: | Cookie? |
Brad Harris: | "Yeah ok." |
Brad Harris: | Yeah okay. |
Brad Harris: | "Sucks for him." |
Brad Harris: | Sucks for him. |
Brad Harris: | "I'm gonna make my mark.'' |
Brad Harris: | I'm gonna make my mark. |
Brad Harris: | "This is my year." |
Brad Harris: | This is my year. |
Brad Harris: | "I just want to do something big." |
Brad Harris: | I just want to do something big. |
Brad Harris: | "I'm doing a big year." |
Brad Harris: | I'm doing a big year. |
Brad Harris: | ''There is going to be major fall out." |
Brad Harris: | There is going to be major fall out. |
Bill Clemens: | "Neuclear fallout?" |
Bill Clemens: | Nuclear fallout? |
Brad Harris: | "Bird fallout." |
Brad Harris: | Bird fallout. |