Jack Black

Po:	I think I just peed a little!

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R.L. Stine:	my name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist.
R.L. Stine:	My name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist.

Po:	Listen closely because I'm only going to repeat this ten times.

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R.L. Stine:	Now you listen to me, Steve King wishes he could write like me!
Hannah:	Dad, your face is doing the red thing again.

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Po:	So like, Oogway, was just a crazy old turtle after all?

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Po:	Cut the chit-chat!

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Po:	Your real strength comes from being your best you.

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Po:	I'm going to turn you into kung fu masters.

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Po:	You're just like me be old.

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Po:	You look just like me, but a baby.

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R.L. Stine:

Not a day goes by that I don't think of he, but she'll always be in here...

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R.L. Stine:

Does anyone else want to drive 'cause I'll pull us over right now!

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R.L. Stine:

You've just released every monster I've ever created!

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R.L. Stine:

Hannah, get away from the window now!

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Po:	But I just got kung fu
Master Shifu:	Now you have to protect it!

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Carl Denham:

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

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Po:

Skadoosh

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.

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Carl Denham:

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

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Lenny:	Curse You Sharkslayer!
Lenny:	Curse you Sharkslayer!

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George Harrison:	I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney:	Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr:	I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon:	Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

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Paul McCartney:	We're nothing but... grains of sand.
Dewey Cox:	That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
John Lennon:	Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*.

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Paul McCartney:	[to John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!
Paul McCartney:	[To John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!

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Po:	No, master! Don't die!
Master Shifu:	*closes eyes*
Po:	NO!
Master Shifu:	I'm not dying you idiot! I'm relaxing!

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Listen, I know that the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, but my life is good: reeeaally good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 am, make some soup! It's the beeeest! I lav it. I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic. Look. Go awaay! Read some books.
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

But Sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.

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JB:	(Singing) Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
JB:	[singing] Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
Satan:	Fuck! Fuck! (Singing) Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?
Satan:	Fuck! Fuck! [singing] Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?
JB:	(Singing) If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!
JB:	[singing] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!
Satan:	(Singing) And what if I win?
Satan:	[singing] And what if I win?
JB:	(Singing) The you can take Kage back to hell.
JB:	[singing] The you can take Kage back to hell.
KG:	What?
JB:	Trust me, Kage, it's the only way.
KG:	What are you talking about?
JB:	(Singing) To be your little bitch!
JB:	[singing] To be your little bitch!

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Po:	Oooooh... My Tenders!
Po:	Oooooh... My tenders!

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Mr. Ping:	Once I had a dream that I ran away to make tofu.
Po:	Then why didn't you!
Mr. Ping:	Because it was a stupid dream.

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Po:	Wow, all of you look bigger than the action figure! Accept for you Mantis.

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JB:	Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!

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Po:	Ah, thanks for picking me up.
Wolf Boss:	No problem [drops Po].
Wolf Boss:	No problem. [drops Po]
Po:	By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up?
Po:	By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?

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Jeff Portnoy:

You grew hands!

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Ned Schneebly:	I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?
Dewey Finn:	What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

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Dewey Finn:

What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

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Dewey Finn:	What do you like to do?
Freddy:	I don't know, burn stuff.

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KG:	We've been through so much shit.
JB:	Deactivated lasers with my dick!

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening..... for some toast.
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening... for some toast.

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KG:	There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
JB:	Listen to me--
JB:	Listen to me...
KG:	He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!

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KG:	I said that they all use the same guitar pick...
JB:	Holy shitballs.

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Freddy:	Go to hell Sneebly!
Dewey Finn:	That's it Freddy! That's it!
Summer:	Your a joke! Your the worst teacher I ever had!
Dewey Finn:	Summer that is great! I liked it cause I felt your anger.
Summer:	Thank you.
Lawrence:	Your fat and have body odor.

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

Where are the cheeps?

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Dewey Finn:	What, you guys? This project is called "Rock Band." I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!......Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the "Led" out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motorhead? Ah, what do they teach in this place. Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board.
Summer:	Factotum.
Dewey Finn:	'Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation & theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.

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Lenny:

[To Oscar] You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear. Here's what we're gonna do...

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Jerry:	When you're walking down the street, and you see a little ghost. What'cha gonna do, you call Ghostbustasssssss!
Mike:	What's that?
Jerry:	Its the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike:	No, it's not.
Jerry:	I'm pretty sure it is.

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Jeff Portnoy:

Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your cock. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this!

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Carl Denham:	Fay's a size four.
Preston:	Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO.
Carl Denham:	Cooper, huh? I might've known.

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Carl Denham:	Bring the tripod and all of the film.
Herbert:	Want to switch to the six-inch lens?
Carl Denham:	[considering Kong, who only he has seen] The wide-angle will do just fine.

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Oogway:	The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Po:	What?!

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Miles:

Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.

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Dewey Finn:	AH! what do they teach in this place!?
Dewey Finn:	AH! What do they teach in this place!?

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Po:

Skadoosh.

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead.... Then they died.

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Carl Denham:	I keep telling you, Jack, thereâ??s no money in theater. Thatâ??s why you should stick with film.
Carl Denham:	I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film.
Jack Driscoll:	No Carl, itâ??s not about the money. I love theater.
Jack Driscoll:	No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater.
Carl Denham:	No you donâ??t. If you really loved it, you wouldâ??ve jumped.
Carl Denham:	No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped.

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Jerry:	This calls for Robocop.
Mike:	This calls for Robocop to get shot!!!
Mike:	This calls for Robocop to get shot!

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Barry:

Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?

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Barry:

Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.

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Barry:

Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

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Lenny:	"You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do..."
Lenny:	You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do...

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Hal Larsen:	so what are you in... the army??
Hal Larsen:	So what are you in... the army?
Rosemary Shanahan:	peace corps.
Rosemary Shanahan:	Peace corps.
Hal Larsen:	peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you...
Hal Larsen:	Peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you.
Rosemary Shanahan:	ultradocious? thats not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right? :)
Rosemary Shanahan:	Ultradocious? That's not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right?

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JB:	Can I be a Sasquatch too?
Sasquatch [Uncredited]:	You already are. You're my son, JB. My little baby Sass.

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Dewey Finn:	I will see you cats on the flip flop later
Dewey Finn:	I will see you cats on the flip flop later.

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Bernie Tiede:

Can I tell you? I am not fond of cremations.

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Brad Harris:	There is going to be a major fallout in a few hours!
Bill Clemont:	Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris:	Bird fallout.

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Jerry:	i will shoot you and i know robot karate
Jerry:	I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.

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Dewey Finn:	now lets get out there and melt some faces
Dewey Finn:	Now let's get out there and melt some faces.

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Zed:	i told you to fetch me more wine
Zed:	I told you to fetch me more wine.

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Dewey Finn:

It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too.

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J.D. McNugent:	hey what did you say i didn't really here you
J.D. McNugent:	Hey what did you say I didn't really here you.

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Jeff Portnoy:	your just because i'm skinny
Jeff Portnoy:	Your just because I'm skinny.

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Dewey Finn:	in the words of ac/dc we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock i salute you
Dewey Finn:	In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you.

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Billy Glenn Norris:	i surrender
Billy Glenn Norris:	I surrender.

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Jerry:	anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop
Jerry:	Anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop.

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Lance:	do you want me to get naked and start the revolution
Lance:	Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution.

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Pilot:	don't shoot the girl
Pilot:	Don't shoot the girl.

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JB:	i did not mean to blow your mind
JB:	I did not mean to blow your mind.

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Nick Vanderpark:	one spray problem solved it's the miracle spray
Nick Vanderpark:	One spray problem solved it's the miracle spray.

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	i don't want to get paid to lose i want to win
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	I don't want to get paid to lose, I want to win.

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Dewey Finn:	you know what you don't have to worry about me because i'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line i got no problem smacking him in the head
Dewey Finn:	You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head.

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J.D. McNugent:	dude if you get the nachos stuck together thats one nacho
J.D. McNugent:	Dude if you get the nachos stuck together that's one nacho.

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Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	eagle powers come to me please
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Eagle powers come to me please.

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Esqueleto:	Surprise.
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!

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JB:	Ah...Ah...Jesus KG.If you where with me. you would low down a rope instead of me following your cock!
KG:	JB, this is KG do you read me?
JB:	Yeah,your saying balls before rolls. But that is not I roll asshole!
KG:	JB, this is KG do you read me.
JB:	What do you want, non-rocker, this line is for rockers only. So I can't talk to you right now.

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Tai Lung:	Who are you?
Po:	Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior!
Tai Lung:	You?
Tai Lung:	He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po:	Don't tempt me.

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Po:	You wanna get something to eat?
Master Shifu:	[sighing] ... Yeah.

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Po:	I love you, Dad.

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Po:

ANSWERS!

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Carl Denham:

I'm real good at crappin' the crappers.

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Brad Harris:	Of all courtship rituals in the animal kingdom, the most spectacular by far is that of the bald eagle. The male and female climb to dizzying heights and then ...join in free fall, plummeting toward earth, locked in each others embrace, separating only at the very last moment.
Stu Preissler:	God, I miss Edith.
Kenny Bostick:	Yeah, I kind of miss Jess.

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Po:	Now.. answers!

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Po:	No more running, Shen!

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Po:	I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking-in

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Kenny Bostick:	"Cookie?"
Kenny Bostick:	Cookie?
Brad Harris:	"Yeah ok."
Brad Harris:	Yeah okay.

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Brad Harris:	"Sucks for him."
Brad Harris:	Sucks for him.

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Brad Harris:	"I'm gonna make my mark.''
Brad Harris:	I'm gonna make my mark.

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Brad Harris:	"This is my year."
Brad Harris:	This is my year.

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Brad Harris:	"I just want to do something big."
Brad Harris:	I just want to do something big.

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Brad Harris:	"I'm doing a big year."
Brad Harris:	I'm doing a big year.

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Brad Harris:	''There is going to be major fall out."
Brad Harris:	There is going to be major fall out.
Bill Clemens:	"Neuclear fallout?"
Bill Clemens:	Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris:	"Bird fallout."
Brad Harris:	Bird fallout.

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