Jack Black

Highest Rated: 100% Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003)

Lowest Rated: 4% Bio-Dome (1996)

Birthday: Aug 28, 1969

Birthplace: Redondo Beach, Califonia

Actor, musician, and cult idol ascendant, Jack Black is known for both the characters he portrays on the screen and as one of the forces behind Tenacious D, a rock band/standup routine that Black has described as "a Smothers Brothers for the Dungeons and Dragons misfits set."A native of Santa Monica, CA, Black attended the University of California at Los Angeles. He got his professional start on the stage, appearing in Tim Robbins' production of Carnage at the 1989 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He would go on to collaborate with Robbins throughout his career, making his screen debut in the director's 1992 political satire Bob Roberts and appearing in Robbins' Dead Man Walking (1995) and Cradle Will Rock (1999). Black spent the '90s playing supporting and lead roles in a variety of films, including Demolition Man (1993), The Cable Guy (1996), which cast him as the best friend of Matthew Broderick's character, and Jesus' Son (1999), in which Black had a small but extremely memorable role as a pill-popping hospital orderly.In 2000, Black had one of his most recognizable and enthusiastically received screen roles to date in High Fidelity. Stephen Frears' popular adaptation of Nick Hornby's novel of the same name, it featured Black as Barry, a thoroughly obnoxious record-store employee. The part allowed the actor to do some of his own singing, a talent that he had previously inflicted on numerous audience members during his years with the aforementioned Tenacious D. The band, comprised of Black and fellow holy terror Kyle Gass, had existed since 1994, and it had been featured on the TV comedy series Mr. Show and as the subject of their own HBO series entitled (tongue firmly in cheek) Tenacious D: The Greatest Band on Earth. It was only a matter of time before Black stepped up from supporting character to leading man, and with the Farrelly brother's Shallow Hal Black may just have found the ideal vehicle for the successful transition. As a superficial man who falls in love with a 300-pound woman after being hypnotized to see only the "inner beauty" of the opposite sex, Black co-starred alongside Gwyneth Paltrow and Jason Alexander in what promised to be a charmingly offensive addition to the Farrelly canon.Though MTV Films' heavily marketed Orange County (2002) was not a huge commercial success, Black's supporting role as the lead character's slacker brother was well received by critics and long-time fans alike, and the once obscure figure began appearing on media outlets including Saturday Night Live, Primetime Glick, commercials for The Osbournes, and various MTV music and film awards. In 2003, Black starred in his first big hit -- director Richard Linklater's musical comedy School of Rock, which featured Black as a disgruntled heavy metal-guitarist doing a substitute teaching gig for extra cash. Critics were so taken by his performance that he was honored with a Golden Globe nomination.2004 saw Black turn in a cameo in the Will Ferrell vehicle Anchorman, after starring opposite Ben Stiller in director Barry Levinson's black comedy Envy. While the film was a box-office bomb after having its release pushed back several times, Black still had much to celebrate when it was announced he would be taking the lead in Peter Jackson's highly anticipated 2005 remake of King Kong. The epic film helped transition Black from a cult hero to a traditional movie star, though he was still careful to keep his original fans happy. In 2006, he starred in Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess' comedy Nacho Libre. The part of a disgruntled monk turned Lucha Libre idol was a perfect fit for the bombastic star, and he followed the performance up with another comic offering for his serious fans as he and Kyle Gass, his partner in Tenacious D, starred in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. This big screen telling of the band's mythical history promised to be full of the over-the-top laughs that rocked fans of the group's HBO series, and also included appearan

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

MOVIES

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	BOX OFFICE	YEAR
No Score Yet	Borderlands	Actor	—	2022
No Score Yet	Feeding America Comedy Festival	Actor	—	2020
No Score Yet	One World: Together at Home	Actor	—	2020
47%	Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween	R.L Stine	—	2018
65%	The House with a Clock in Its Walls	Jonathan Barnavelt	—	2018
No Score Yet	O mistério do relógio na parede	Jonathan Barnavelt	—	2018
77%	Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot	Dexter	—	2018
No Score Yet	The Insufferable Groo	Actor	—	2018
60%	The Insufferable Groo	Actor	—	2018
76%	Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle	Bethany	$393.3M	2017
66%	The Polka King	Jan Lewan Producer	—	2017
No Score Yet	The Words That Built America	Actor	—	2017
94%	Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny	Actor	—	2016
87%	Kung Fu Panda 3	Po	$128.4M	2016
No Score Yet	Kung Fu Panda : Les secrets des maîtres	Actor	—	2016
82%	Entertainment	Executive Producer	$56k	2015
78%	Goosebumps	R.L. Stine	$76.1M	2015
53%	The D Train	Dan Landsman Producer	—	2015
No Score Yet	Frank or Francis	Francis	—	2015
40%	21 Years: Richard Linklater	Actor	—	2014
73%	Harmontown	Actor	—	2014
No Score Yet	The Sheik	Actor	—	2014
88%	Bernie	Bernie Tiede	$6M	2012
No Score Yet	Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters	Po	—	2011
42%	The Big Year	Brad Harris	$7.2M	2011
81%	Kung Fu Panda 2	Po	$165.3M	2011
No Score Yet	Fight For Your Right Revisited	MCA (B-Boys 2)	—	2011
20%	Gulliver's Travels	Lemuel Gulliver Executive Producer	$42.8M	2010
No Score Yet	Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special	Actor	—	2010
90%	Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage	Actor	—	2010
14%	Year One	Zed	$43.4M	2009
No Score Yet	Branson	Producer	—	2009
No Score Yet	Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five	Po	—	2008
No Score Yet	Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Scroll	Po	—	2008
82%	Tropic Thunder	Jeff 'Fats' Portnoy	$110.5M	2008
No Score Yet	Rain of Madness	Jeff Portnoy	—	2008
87%	Kung Fu Panda	Po	$215.4M	2008
65%	Be Kind Rewind	Jerry	$11.2M	2008
No Score Yet	Tenacious D - The Complete Masterworks 2	Actor	—	2008
74%	Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story	Paul McCartney -- uncredited	$18.4M	2007
52%	Margot at the Wedding	Malcolm	$2M	2007
69%	Year of the Dog	Producer	$1.5M	2007
49%	The Holiday	Miles	$63.3M	2006
52%	Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny	Screenwriter Producer JB	$8.2M	2006
40%	Nacho Libre	Nacho Producer	$80.2M	2006
No Score Yet	Danny Roane: First Time Director	Himself	—	2006
84%	King Kong	Carl Denham	$218.2M	2005
No Score Yet	King Kong: Peter Jackson's Production Diaries	Actor	—	2005
36%	Shark Tale	Lenny	$160.8M	2004
8%	Envy	Nick Vanderpark	$12.2M	2004
No Score Yet	Late Night With Conan O'Brien - 10th Anniversary Special	Actor	—	2004
100%	Melvin Goes to Dinner	Mental Patient	—	2003
92%	School of Rock	Dewey Finn	$81.2M	2003
No Score Yet	Computerman	Actor	—	2003
No Score Yet	Tenacious D - The Complete Masterworks	Actor	—	2003
77%	Ice Age	Zeke	$176.4M	2002
46%	Orange County	Lance	$41.1M	2002
71%	Run Ronnie Run!	Lead Chimney Sweep	—	2002
49%	Shallow Hal	Hal Larson	$70.8M	2001
19%	Saving Silverman	J.D. McNugent	$19M	2001
91%	High Fidelity	Barry	—	2000
No Score Yet	Marked for Murder	Car Thief	—	2000
65%	Cradle Will Rock	Sid	—	1999
80%	Jesus' Son	Georgie	—	1999
72%	Enemy of the State	Fielder	—	1998
7%	I Still Know What You Did Last Summer	Actor	—	1998
17%	Bongwater	Devlin	—	1998
No Score Yet	Johnny Skidmarks	Jerry	—	1998
23%	The Jackal	Lamont	—	1997
55%	Mars Attacks!	Billy Glenn Norris	—	1996
54%	The Cable Guy	Rick	—	1996
37%	The Fan	Broadcast Technician	—	1996
No Score Yet	The NeverEnding Story III	Slip	—	1996
4%	Bio-Dome	Tenacious D	—	1996
20%	Crossworlds	Steve	—	1996
95%	Dead Man Walking	Craig Poncelet	—	1995
48%	Waterworld	Pilot	—	1995
19%	Bye Bye, Love	DJ at Party	—	1994
No Score Yet	Blind Justice	Private	—	1994
60%	Demolition Man	Wasteland Scrap	—	1993
21%	Airborne	Augie	—	1993
95%	Bob Roberts	Roger	—	1992

TV

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	YEAR
95%	Waffles + Mochi 2021	Actor	2021
No Score Yet	Eli Roth's History of Horror 2018	Appearing	2021 2020 2018
No Score Yet	Conan 2010	Guest	2021 2017 2016 2015 2012 2011 2010
No Score Yet	Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003	Guest	2019 2017 2016 2015 2014 2012
No Score Yet	Hollywood Game Night 2013-2020	Guest	2018
No Score Yet	Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto 2018	Creator	2018
83%	The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale 2018	Guest	2018
No Score Yet	The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2015	Performer Guest	2018 2015
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014	Guest	2018 2015 2014
No Score Yet	Drunk History 2013	Appearing Orson Welles	2018 2015 2014 2013
No Score Yet	The Carbonaro Effect 2014-2020	Guest	2017
82%	The Gong Show 2017-2018	Judge	2017
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015	Guest	2017 2015
No Score Yet	The Graham Norton Show 2007	Guest	2017 2016 2010
No Score Yet	The Eric Andre Show 2012-2020	Guest	2016
No Score Yet	The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003	Guest	2016 2013 2012 2011
75%	Another Period 2015-2018	Actor	2015
29%	Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris 2015	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	Comedy Bang! Bang! 2012-2016	Guest	2015
94%	Documentary Now! 2015-2019	Actor	2015
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2015
55%	The Brink 2015	Producer Alex Talbot	2015
No Score Yet	The Daily Show With Trevor Noah 2015	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	The Talk 2010	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen 2009	Guest	2015
79%	Welcome to Sweden 2014-2015	Himself	2015 2014
No Score Yet	@midnight With Chris Hardwick 2014-2017	Appearing	2014
100%	The Birthday Boys 2013-2014	Guest	2014 2013
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014	Guest	2013 2012 2011
No Score Yet	Everyday Health 2011-2017	Appearing	2012
No Score Yet	Sunday Morning 2011-2018	Appearing	2012 2011
No Score Yet	Lopez Tonight 2009-2011	Guest	2011 2010
68%	American Idol 2002-2016	Performer Appearing	2011 2008 2007
88%	Community 2009-2015	Buddy	2010
No Score Yet	iCarly (2007) 2007-2012	Aspartamay	2010
31%	The Jay Leno Show 2009-2010	Performer	2009
81%	The Office 2005-2013	Actor	2009
No Score Yet	Yo Gabba Gabba! 2007-2015	Himself	2009 2007
85%	The Simpsons 1989	Voice	2007
No Score Yet	The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 2015	Guest	2006 2004
No Score Yet	Saturday Night Live 1975	Performer Guest Host	2005 2003 2002
100%	Clone High 2003	Voice	2003
No Score Yet	Will & Grace 1998-2006	Dr. Hershberg	2003
100%	Tenacious D 1997-2000	Performer Executive Producer	2000 1999 1997
100%	Mr. Show With Bob and David 1995-1998	Performer	1997 1996
82%	Picket Fences 1992-1996	Curtis Williams	1996 1995 1992
74%	The X-Files 1993-2018	Zero	1995
No Score Yet	Touched by an Angel 1994-2003	Monte	1995
No Score Yet	Northern Exposure 1990-1995	Kevin	1993
100%	Losers 2019	Appearing

Quotes from Jack Black's Characters

Po:	I think I just peed a little!

R.L. Stine:	my name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist.
R.L. Stine:	My name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist.

Po:	Listen closely because I'm only going to repeat this ten times.

R.L. Stine:	Now you listen to me, Steve King wishes he could write like me!
Hannah:	Dad, your face is doing the red thing again.

Po:	So like, Oogway, was just a crazy old turtle after all?

Po:	Cut the chit-chat!

Po:	Your real strength comes from being your best you.

Po:	I'm going to turn you into kung fu masters.

Po:	You're just like me be old.

Po:	You look just like me, but a baby.

R.L. Stine:

Not a day goes by that I don't think of he, but she'll always be in here...

R.L. Stine:

Does anyone else want to drive 'cause I'll pull us over right now!

R.L. Stine:

You've just released every monster I've ever created!

R.L. Stine:

Hannah, get away from the window now!

Po:	But I just got kung fu
Master Shifu:	Now you have to protect it!

Carl Denham:

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Po:

Skadoosh

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.

Carl Denham:

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Lenny:	Curse You Sharkslayer!
Lenny:	Curse you Sharkslayer!

George Harrison:	I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney:	Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr:	I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon:	Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Paul McCartney:	We're nothing but... grains of sand.
Dewey Cox:	That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
John Lennon:	Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] imagine.

Paul McCartney:	[to John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!
Paul McCartney:	[To John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!

Po:	No, master! Don't die!
Master Shifu:	closes eyes
Po:	NO!
Master Shifu:	I'm not dying you idiot! I'm relaxing!

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Listen, I know that the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, but my life is good: reeeaally good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 am, make some soup! It's the beeeest! I lav it. I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic. Look. Go awaay! Read some books.
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

But Sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.

JB:	(Singing) Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
JB:	[singing] Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
Satan:	Fuck! Fuck! (Singing) Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?
Satan:	Fuck! Fuck! [singing] Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?
JB:	(Singing) If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!
JB:	[singing] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!
Satan:	(Singing) And what if I win?
Satan:	[singing] And what if I win?
JB:	(Singing) The you can take Kage back to hell.
JB:	[singing] The you can take Kage back to hell.
KG:	What?
JB:	Trust me, Kage, it's the only way.
KG:	What are you talking about?
JB:	(Singing) To be your little bitch!
JB:	[singing] To be your little bitch!

Po:	Oooooh... My Tenders!
Po:	Oooooh... My tenders!

Mr. Ping:	Once I had a dream that I ran away to make tofu.
Po:	Then why didn't you!
Mr. Ping:	Because it was a stupid dream.

Po:	Wow, all of you look bigger than the action figure! Accept for you Mantis.

JB:	Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!

Po:	Ah, thanks for picking me up.
Wolf Boss:	No problem [drops Po].
Wolf Boss:	No problem. [drops Po]
Po:	By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up?
Po:	By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?

Jeff Portnoy:

You grew hands!

Ned Schneebly:	I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?
Dewey Finn:	What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn:

What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn:	What do you like to do?
Freddy:	I don't know, burn stuff.

KG:	We've been through so much shit.
JB:	Deactivated lasers with my dick!

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening..... for some toast.
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening... for some toast.

KG:	There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
JB:	Listen to me--
JB:	Listen to me...
KG:	He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!

KG:	I said that they all use the same guitar pick...
JB:	Holy shitballs.

Freddy:	Go to hell Sneebly!
Dewey Finn:	That's it Freddy! That's it!
Summer:	Your a joke! Your the worst teacher I ever had!
Dewey Finn:	Summer that is great! I liked it cause I felt your anger.
Summer:	Thank you.
Lawrence:	Your fat and have body odor.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

Where are the cheeps?

Dewey Finn:	What, you guys? This project is called "Rock Band." I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!......Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the "Led" out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motorhead? Ah, what do they teach in this place. Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board.
Summer:	Factotum.
Dewey Finn:	'Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation & theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.

Lenny:

[To Oscar] You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear. Here's what we're gonna do...

Jerry:	When you're walking down the street, and you see a little ghost. What'cha gonna do, you call Ghostbustasssssss!
Mike:	What's that?
Jerry:	Its the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike:	No, it's not.
Jerry:	I'm pretty sure it is.

Jeff Portnoy:

Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your cock. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this!

Carl Denham:	Fay's a size four.
Preston:	Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO.
Carl Denham:	Cooper, huh? I might've known.

Carl Denham:	Bring the tripod and all of the film.
Herbert:	Want to switch to the six-inch lens?
Carl Denham:	[considering Kong, who only he has seen] The wide-angle will do just fine.

Oogway:	The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Po:	What?!

Miles:

Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.

Dewey Finn:	AH! what do they teach in this place!?
Dewey Finn:	AH! What do they teach in this place!?

Po:

Skadoosh.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead.... Then they died.

Carl Denham:	I keep telling you, Jack, thereâ??s no money in theater. Thatâ??s why you should stick with film.
Carl Denham:	I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film.
Jack Driscoll:	No Carl, itâ??s not about the money. I love theater.
Jack Driscoll:	No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater.
Carl Denham:	No you donâ??t. If you really loved it, you wouldâ??ve jumped.
Carl Denham:	No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jerry:	This calls for Robocop.
Mike:	This calls for Robocop to get shot!!!
Mike:	This calls for Robocop to get shot!

Barry:

Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?

Barry:

Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.

Barry:

Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

Lenny:	"You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do..."
Lenny:	You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do...

Hal Larsen:	so what are you in... the army??
Hal Larsen:	So what are you in... the army?
Rosemary Shanahan:	peace corps.
Rosemary Shanahan:	Peace corps.
Hal Larsen:	peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you...
Hal Larsen:	Peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you.
Rosemary Shanahan:	ultradocious? thats not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right? :)
Rosemary Shanahan:	Ultradocious? That's not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right?

JB:	Can I be a Sasquatch too?
Sasquatch [Uncredited]:	You already are. You're my son, JB. My little baby Sass.

Dewey Finn:	I will see you cats on the flip flop later
Dewey Finn:	I will see you cats on the flip flop later.

Bernie Tiede:

Can I tell you? I am not fond of cremations.

Brad Harris:	There is going to be a major fallout in a few hours!
Bill Clemont:	Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris:	Bird fallout.

Jerry:	i will shoot you and i know robot karate
Jerry:	I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.

Dewey Finn:	now lets get out there and melt some faces
Dewey Finn:	Now let's get out there and melt some faces.

Zed:	i told you to fetch me more wine
Zed:	I told you to fetch me more wine.

Dewey Finn:

It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too.

J.D. McNugent:	hey what did you say i didn't really here you
J.D. McNugent:	Hey what did you say I didn't really here you.

Jeff Portnoy:	your just because i'm skinny
Jeff Portnoy:	Your just because I'm skinny.

Dewey Finn:	in the words of ac/dc we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock i salute you
Dewey Finn:	In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you.

Billy Glenn Norris:	i surrender
Billy Glenn Norris:	I surrender.

Jerry:	anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop
Jerry:	Anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop.

Lance:	do you want me to get naked and start the revolution
Lance:	Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution.

Pilot:	don't shoot the girl
Pilot:	Don't shoot the girl.

JB:	i did not mean to blow your mind
JB:	I did not mean to blow your mind.

Nick Vanderpark:	one spray problem solved it's the miracle spray
Nick Vanderpark:	One spray problem solved it's the miracle spray.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	i don't want to get paid to lose i want to win
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	I don't want to get paid to lose, I want to win.

Dewey Finn:	you know what you don't have to worry about me because i'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line i got no problem smacking him in the head
Dewey Finn:	You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head.

J.D. McNugent:	dude if you get the nachos stuck together thats one nacho
J.D. McNugent:	Dude if you get the nachos stuck together that's one nacho.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	eagle powers come to me please
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	Eagle powers come to me please.

Esqueleto:	Surprise.
Ignacio 'Nacho Libre':	GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!

JB:	Ah...Ah...Jesus KG.If you where with me. you would low down a rope instead of me following your cock!
KG:	JB, this is KG do you read me?
JB:	Yeah,your saying balls before rolls. But that is not I roll asshole!
KG:	JB, this is KG do you read me.
JB:	What do you want, non-rocker, this line is for rockers only. So I can't talk to you right now.

Tai Lung:	Who are you?
Po:	Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior!
Tai Lung:	You?
Tai Lung:	He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po:	Don't tempt me.

Po:	You wanna get something to eat?
Master Shifu:	[sighing] ... Yeah.

Po:	I love you, Dad.

Po:

ANSWERS!

Carl Denham:

I'm real good at crappin' the crappers.

Brad Harris:	Of all courtship rituals in the animal kingdom, the most spectacular by far is that of the bald eagle. The male and female climb to dizzying heights and then ...join in free fall, plummeting toward earth, locked in each others embrace, separating only at the very last moment.
Stu Preissler:	God, I miss Edith.
Kenny Bostick:	Yeah, I kind of miss Jess.

Po:	Now.. answers!

Po:	No more running, Shen!

Po:	I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking-in

Kenny Bostick:	"Cookie?"
Kenny Bostick:	Cookie?
Brad Harris:	"Yeah ok."
Brad Harris:	Yeah okay.

Brad Harris:	"Sucks for him."
Brad Harris:	Sucks for him.

Brad Harris:	"I'm gonna make my mark.''
Brad Harris:	I'm gonna make my mark.

Brad Harris:	"This is my year."
Brad Harris:	This is my year.

Brad Harris:	"I just want to do something big."
Brad Harris:	I just want to do something big.

Brad Harris:	"I'm doing a big year."
Brad Harris:	I'm doing a big year.

Brad Harris:	''There is going to be major fall out."
Brad Harris:	There is going to be major fall out.
Bill Clemens:	"Neuclear fallout?"
Bill Clemens:	Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris:	"Bird fallout."
Brad Harris:	Bird fallout.