Jason Schwartzman
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Los Angeles, California, USA
Relatives of famous people rarely have the chops to overcome nepotism cries, but Jason Schwartzman, nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, is one actor who does.Schwartzman was born June 26, 1980, to producer Jack Schwartzman and actress Talia Shire, the latter best known as Rocky Balboa's love interest Adrian. He graduated from the Windwood School in 1999 and continued to live with his mom and two brothers at their home in the Los Angeles area.Chosen at the tail end of an exhausting casting search, Schwartzman burst into the film industry with his deft, hilarious portrayal of chronic overachiever Max Fischer in Wes Anderson's critically acclaimed Rushmore (1998). Since then, the young actor kept a low profile, opting to spend time with his band Phantom Planet, which recorded an album for Epic Records. Keeping with his geek-chic nature, he also chose small, quirky roles in television, such as his guest appearance as a slimy fake-ID dealer on NBC's tragically short-lived series Freaks and Geeks or his work in spoofs for the 1999 MTV Movie Awards.He maintained his credibility in the independent scene during the next couple of years, appearing in Spun, and acting in his cousin Roman Coppola's CQ. After a role on the short-lived, though critically acclaimed, Fox sitcom Cracking Up in 2003, Schwartzman began kicking his film career into high gear. After a role in the quirky 2004 David O. Russell ensemble comedy I Heart Huckabees, the young actor appeared in 2005's big-screen version of Bewitched with Will Ferrell. He then played a lovable slacker in the intimate, critically acclaimed dramedy Shopgirl, appearing with Claire Danes and Steve Martin, who wrote the novella that the script was adapted from. In 2006, Schwartzman joined the cast of his cousin Sophia Coppola's biopic Marie Antoinette, playing French king Louis XVI opposite star Kirsten Dunst. Then in 2007, he re-teamed with Wes Anderson, starring in and co-writing The Darjeeling Limited, a film about three brothers taking a soul-searching train ride through India. The film got mixed reviews, but reception to it was positive overall, setting Schwartzman up nicely for his next film, The Marc Pease Experience, in which he played the title role of a former high-school musical star who's stuck living in the past.He voiced the role of Ash in Fantastic Mr. Fox in 2009 which turned out to be a busy year for him as he co-starred in Funny People, and became the star of the HBO comedy Bored to Death. He had a brief but memorable turn in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in 2010, and two years later he teamed up with Anderson yet again in Moonrise Kingdom.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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100% | Other Music |
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— | 2020 |
66% | Wine Country |
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— | 2019 |
74% | Between Two Ferns: The Movie |
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— | 2019 |
67% | Golden Exits |
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— | 2018 |
85% | My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea |
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$65.8k | 2017 |
66% | The Polka King |
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— | 2017 |
67% | Dreamland |
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— | 2016 |
68% | A Very Murray Christmas |
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— | 2015 |
78% | 7 Chinese Brothers |
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— | 2015 |
82% | The Overnight |
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$1.2M | 2015 |
72% | Big Eyes |
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$8.1M | 2014 |
82% | Listen Up Philip |
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— | 2014 |
77% | Teenage |
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$20k | 2014 |
92% | The Grand Budapest Hotel |
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$57M | 2014 |
79% | Saving Mr. Banks |
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$53.3M | 2013 |
16% | A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III |
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$34.3k | 2013 |
No Score Yet | The Adventurer's Handbook |
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— | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Catch My Disease (Ben Lee: Catch My Disease) |
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— | 2012 |
93% | Moonrise Kingdom |
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$45.6M | 2012 |
No Score Yet | Fight For Your Right Revisited |
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— | 2011 |
82% | Scott Pilgrim vs. the World |
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$31.5M | 2010 |
93% | Fantastic Mr. Fox |
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$21.1M | 2009 |
18% | The Marc Pease Experience |
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— | 2009 |
69% | Funny People |
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$51.9M | 2009 |
No Score Yet | The Heart Is a Drum Machine |
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— | 2009 |
74% | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
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$18.4M | 2007 |
69% | The Darjeeling Limited |
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$11.9M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | Hotel Chevalier |
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— | 2007 |
57% | Marie Antoinette |
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$16M | 2006 |
60% | Shopgirl |
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$10.1M | 2005 |
24% | Bewitched |
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$62.3M | 2005 |
63% | I Heart Huckabees |
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$12.8M | 2004 |
37% | Spun |
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$0.3M | 2003 |
10% | Slackers |
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$4.9M | 2002 |
50% | Simone |
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$9.5M | 2002 |
66% | CQ |
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$0.4M | 2002 |
89% | Rushmore |
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TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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93% |
Fargo
2014-2020
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No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
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76% |
Neo Yokio
2017-2018
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94% |
Mozart in the Jungle
2014-2018
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No Score Yet |
Sesame Street
1969-2020
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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No Score Yet |
The View
1997
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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No Score Yet |
Last Call With Carson Daly
2007-2019
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No Score Yet |
Sesame Street
2014-2019
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No Score Yet |
Drunk History
2013
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67% |
Out There
2013
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93% |
Parks and Recreation
2009-2020
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No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
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No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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79% |
Bored to Death
2009-2011
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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No Score Yet |
It's On With Alexa Chung
2009
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No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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No Score Yet |
The X's
2005-2006
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No Score Yet |
Cribs
2000-2009
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Quotes from Jason Schwartzman's Characters
Max Fischer: | I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself? |
Ash: | Wheres my bandit hat! |
Larry: | Usually I don't like my work, I tend not to, but I like my boss, so that gives me something to look forward to. |
Larry: | Never a good idea. Keying someones car. |
Larry: | This is my impersonation of a person from the south upset. |
Larry: | You literally sleep all day. It's not good for you to get that much sleep. |
Max Fischer: | I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore. |
Max Fischer: | Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. |
P.L. Travers: | What is wrong with his leg? |
Richard Morton Sherman: | He got shot. |
P.L. Travers: | That's hardly surprising. Can I expect anymore drama from anyone else? |
Max Fischer: | Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. |
Max Fischer: | A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals. |
Max Fischer: | Hello Magnus. I'd have shot you in the other ear, but it got blown off a long time ago. |
Max Fischer: | Piranha's are a very tricky species. |
Rosemary Cross: | Although, I will say... that Edward has more spark and character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body. |
Rosemary Cross: | Although, I will say that Edward has more spark, character, and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body. |
Max Fischer: | One dead fingernail. |
Rosemary Cross: | Right. .. One dead fingernail. |
Rosemary Cross: | Right. One dead fingernail. |
Max Fischer: | [to Rosemary]: Rushmore was my life, now you are. |
Max Fischer: | Rushmore was my life, now you are. |
George Harrison: | I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers. |
Paul McCartney: | Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up! |
Ringo Starr: | I've got a song about an octopus. |
John Lennon: | Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums! |
Ash: | I weight less than a slice of bread. |
Albert Markovski: | Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need. |
Cousin Ben: | "I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other" |
Cousin Ben: | I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important moral weight within yourselves - you can't enter into this lightly. Look into my eyes - do you love each other? |
Max Fischer: | I like your nurses uniform, guy. |
Dr. Peter Flynn: | These are OR scrubs. |
Max Fischer: | 'Oh, are' they? |
Cousin Ben: | "You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money." |
Cousin Ben: | You want pop? You want candy? You want a snake-bite kit? Get some money. |
Cousin Ben: | Take the carbon. Leave the bible. |
Cousin Ben: | I'm keeping the nickels! |
Mrs. Fox: | Ash! Let's get cracking! |
Ash: | I'm sick. |
Mrs. Fox: | Your not sick. |
Ash: | I have a temperature. |
Mrs. Fox: | You don't have a temperature. |
Ash: | I don't wanna go. |
Mrs. Fox: | Hurry up, your gonna be late. (Ash walks to get ready) |
Mrs. Fox: | Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready] |
Ash: | I can fight my own fights. |
Kristofferson: | No you can`t. |
Max Fischer: | I saved Latin. What did YOU ever do? |
Francis Whitman: | You don't love me! |
Peter Whitman: | Yes, I do! |
Jack Whitman: | I love you, too, but I'm going to mace you in the face! |
Max Fischer: | You were in Vietnam, right? |
Herman Blume: | Yeah. |
Max Fischer: | Were you in the shit? |
Herman Blume: | Yeah, I was in the shit. |
Max Fischer: | Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. |
Rosemary Cross: | Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me? |
Max Fischer: | It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah. |
Max Fischer: | i don't give a shit about the baracuda |
Max Fischer: | I don't give a shit about the barracuda. |
Ringo Starr: | I wrote a song about an octopus |
Ringo Starr: | I wrote a song about an octopus. |
John Lennon: | Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums |
John Lennon: | Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums. |
John Lennon: | Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums! |
Mrs. Fox: | I know what it's like to feel different. |
Ash: | I'm not different, am I? |
Mrs. Fox: | We all are -- him especially -- but thereâ??s something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there? |
Mrs. Fox: | We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there? |
Ash: | What's the 'K' for? |
Agnes: | It's for pep. |
Ash: | Pep? It's a 'K'! |
Agnes: | We're going steady. |
Ash: | I'm here to rescue you. |
Kristofferson: | I've got mixed feelings about that. |
Ash: | Am I getting better, Coach? |
Coach Skip: | Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse. |
Ash: | What's that stand for? |
Agnes: | Huh? Uh, it for...it's for "Pep." |
Agnes: | Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.' |
Ash: | Pep? It's a "K." |
Ash: | Pep? It's a 'K.' |
Agnes: | ...we're going steady. |
Agnes: | We're going steady. |
Max Fischer: | I saved Latin. What did you ever do? |
Max Fischer: | Harvard is my safety. |
Max Fischer: | My safety's Harvard. |
Herman Blume: | She's my Rushmore. |
Max Fischer: | I know. She was mine too. |
Gideon Graves: | Hey buddy! |
Scott Pilgrim: | Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it. |
Scott Pilgrim: | Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it. |
Gideon Graves: | Scotty, you can cheat on all the ladies you like... but you can't cheat death. |
Ash: | He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You guys think I can never do anything! Well, maybe you're right. |
Ash: | He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks! |
Ash: | You're supposed to be my lab partner. |
Agnes: | I am your lab partner. |
Ash: | No you're not. You're disloyal. |
Gideon Graves: | You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years! |
Ramona Flowers: | (Walks up to Gideon) |
Gideon Graves: | Oh yeah, that's my girl. |
Ramona Flowers: | (Leans in towards Gideon) Let's both be girls. (Knees him in the crotch) |
Dr. Peter Flynn: | These are O.R. scrubs. |
Max Fischer: | O.R. they? |
Max Fischer: | O, R they? |
Gideon Graves: | Game Over! |
Gideon Graves: | Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death |
Gideon Graves: | Scotty you can cheat on these ladies all you like, but you can't cheat death. |
Jack Whitman: | I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people. |
Ash: | There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one. |
Kristofferson: | It's just- |
Ash: | Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears? |
Kristofferson: | Never mind. |
Ash: | Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine! |