Jason Segel
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Born January 18th, 1980, the first decade or so of Jason Segel's career as a Hollywood actor, he spent his time earning cult-favorite status -- beginning with the jet-black comedy Dead Man on Campus (1998), then the NBC comedy drama Freaks and Geeks (1999). Segel subsuquently achieved broader recognition for his long-running performance as Marshall on the beloved sitcom How I Met Your Mother. He also played Jason in the big-screen feature Knocked Up (2007), Judd Apatow's uproarious follow-up to The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Fresh off his success in Knocked Up, Segel parlayed his newfound wide-scale popularity into the ultimate chance to showcase his skills, writing and starring in the side splitting romantic comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), alongside Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, and Russell Brand.The massively succesful film also featured a supporting performance by funnyman Paul Rudd, who reteamed with Segal for 2009's buddy comedy I Love You, Man. Having found a niche with audiences, the actor next picked up another tonally similar comedy, appearing with Cameron Diaz in the sharp witted, hard-R rated Bad Teacher in 2011. Later that same year, Segal showcased his talents on both sides of the camera yet again, writing the script for a reboot of Jim Henson's beloved Muppets, and starring in the film alongside the furry stars as well. As Segal geared up for 2012, he signed on to star alongside Emily Blunt in the romantic comedy A Five Year Engagement.
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Highest Rated Movies
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95%
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92%
Filmography
MOVIES
| RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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| No Score Yet | One World: Together at Home |
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— | 2020 |
| 85% | Our Friend |
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— | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | The Billion Brick Race |
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— | 2019 |
| 68% | Come Sunday |
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— | 2018 |
| 92% | The End Of The Tour |
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— | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | Despicable Me 2: 3 Mini-Movie Collection |
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— | 2015 |
| 16% | Sex Tape |
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$34.3M | 2014 |
| 51% | This Is 40 |
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$65.2M | 2012 |
| 64% | The Five-Year Engagement |
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$28.7M | 2012 |
| 77% | Jeff Who Lives at Home |
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$4.3M | 2012 |
| 95% | The Muppets |
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$88.7M | 2011 |
| 45% | Bad Teacher |
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$100.3M | 2011 |
| 20% | Gulliver's Travels |
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$42.8M | 2010 |
| 81% | Despicable Me |
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$251.5M | 2010 |
| 72% | Get Him to the Greek |
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$61M | 2010 |
| 83% | I Love You, Man |
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$71.3M | 2009 |
| 83% | Forgetting Sarah Marshall |
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$63M | 2008 |
| 89% | Knocked Up |
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$148.8M | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | The Good Humor Man |
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— | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | LolliLove |
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— | 2004 |
| 65% | Die Mommie Die! |
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— | 2003 |
| 92% | 11:14 |
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— | 2003 |
| 10% | Slackers |
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$4.9M | 2002 |
| 15% | Dead Man on Campus |
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— | 1998 |
| 41% | Can't Hardly Wait |
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— | 1998 |
| 63% | SLC Punk |
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— | 1998 |
TV
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Conan
2010-2021
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| 87% |
Dispatches from Elsewhere
2020
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| No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
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| 84% |
How I Met Your Mother
2005-2014
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| No Score Yet |
The View
1997-2020
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| No Score Yet |
Today
2017-2019
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| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2021
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| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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| No Score Yet |
Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015-2019
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| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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| No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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| No Score Yet |
Charlie Rose
2013-2017
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| No Score Yet |
Inside the Actors Studio
1994-2019
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| No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
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| No Score Yet |
The Talk
2010
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| No Score Yet |
Comment je l'ai rencontrée
2005-2013
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| No Score Yet |
CBS This Morning
2012
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| No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
2015
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| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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| No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live
1975
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| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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| No Score Yet |
Family Guy
1999
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| No Score Yet |
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
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| 93% |
Undeclared
2001-2002
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| 100% |
Freaks and Geeks
1999-2000
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| No Score Yet |
How I Met Your Mother
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Quotes from Jason Segel's Characters
| Jay: | It's a game.. Called breaking in and entering |
| Jay: | It's a game..called breaking in and entering. |
| Vector: | Oh poop. |
| Jay: | Siri, how do you give CPR, to a dog? |
| Gary: | So you guys aren't getting back together? |
| Kermit: | [sadly] No. |
| Kermit: | No. |
| Mary: | This is going to be a really short movie. |
| Jeff: | I watched signs again last night. |
| Vector: | Curse you tiny toilet! |
| Jay: | I'm going to be there to rear your child. |
| Jason: | You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child! |
| Jason: | I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it. |
| Ben Stone: | We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes. |
| Jason: | It's not herpes if it's everywhere. |
| Jason: | You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head. |
| Surfing Instructor: | If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? |
| Peter Bretter: | Yeah, probably. |
| Jason: | What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The Smell. |
| Jason: | What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell. |
| Edith: | What are you warming up for? |
| Vector: | Stuff. |
| Margo: | What sort of stuff? |
| Vector: | Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand. |
| Agnes: | Like sleeping? |
| Vector: | They are not pyjamas! |
| Agnes: | Why are you wearing pyjamas? |
| Vector: | This aren't pyjamas! Is a warm up suit. |
| Peter Klaven: | She was pretty hot. |
| Sydney Fife: | Ya, I fucked her. |
| Vector: | You wanted to see me dad. |
| Mr. Perkins: | Oh yes, come in Victor. |
| Vector: | Actually, Victor was my nerd name. [Stands up] Now its Vector! |
| Mr. Perkins: | Sit down! |
| Tom: | I want to be alone, but I want you here. |
| Jeff: | I told you I dont believe in fighting. |
| Pat: | Oh yeah, because your a pussy. |
| Jeff: | Was Gandhi a pussy? |
| Jeff: | Everyone and Everything is interconnected in the universe. Stay pure of heart and you will see the signs. Follow the signs and you will find your destiny. |
| Walter: | Wow Gary, I think it's so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles! I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years! |
| Gary: | Well, yeah, Mary wanted to do something really special for our 10th anniversary, and she's always wanted to go to Los Angeles! |
| Walter: | Make sure and send me a postcard from the muppet studios! |
| Vector: | Curse you, tiny toilet! |
| Jeff: | This Porsche is tiny. |
| Pat: | The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch. |
| Jeff: | Are those workout gloves? |
| Pat: | Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so... |
| Jeff: | Shit is alive! |
| Gary: | Life's a fillet o' fish. |
| Gary: | Yes it is! |
| Jeff: | You ever feel like you were waiting for ever to figure out what your destiny is? |
| Gary: | "I'm a muppety man" |
| Gary: | I'm a muppety man. |
| Gary: | Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at...[realizes she's gone]...me. |
| Gary: | Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at... [realizes she's gone] ...me. |
| Peter Bretter: | Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original! |
| Gary: | "It's time to light the lights." |
| Gary: | It's time to light the lights. |
| Gary: | Growing up is becoming who you want to be. |
| Gary: | Am I a man or a muppet? |
| Gary: | I'm a Muppet of a Man |
| Gary: | I'm a muppet of a man. |
| Gary: | Sooner or later you have to believe in yourself |
| Gary: | Sooner or later you're going to have to believe in yourself.. |
| Brian: | YOU SHALL NOT PASS! |
| Peter Bretter: | You shall not pass! |
| Russell Gettis: | It's the only argument I need Shawn! |
| Russell Gettis: | Twilight, What did we talk about in class? Don?t throw at her. Throw through her. |
| Russell Gettis: | Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Don't throw it at her, throw it through her. |
| Russell Gettis: | Hey do want to go out some time? |
| Elizabeth: | Are you still a gym teacher? |
| Russell Gettis: | Yeah. |
| Elizabeth: | Then fuck off. |
| Russell Gettis: | Okay. That went awesome. |
| Elizabeth: | Sign my yearbook? |
| Russell Gettis: | Hold my balls. |
| Russell Gettis: | Hold my ball sack. |
| Sydney Fife: | HI. |
| Sydney Fife: | Hi. |
| Hailey: | I'm good. I know you didn't ask but I'm good. |
| Sydney Fife: | Okay. |
| Hailey: | Just in case you were going to ask. |
| Sydney Fife: | I will see you there, or I will see you on another time |
| Sydney Fife: | I will see you there, or I will see you on another time. |
| Peter Klaven: | I will see you there, or I will see you on another time. |
| Peter Klaven: | Okay...now I'm confused. I don't know whether you're coming or not. |
| Peter Klaven: | That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not. |
| Sydney Fife: | That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not. |
| Sydney Fife: | No, I'll be there. |
| Peter Klaven: | No, I'll be there. |
| Sydney Fife: | This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake. |
| Jason: | She looks really... smart. |
| Jason: | She looks really, smart. |
| Pete: | You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth |
| Pete: | You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth |
| Sydney Fife: | I love you bro Montana. |
| Vector: | When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy! |