Joan Sims
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Mischievious blonde British actress Joan Sims spent most of her formative film days playing cameo roles as brash cockneys. Often her characters had cultural pretensions, making her East End accent all the more amusing. Sims came to films from the stage and television in the early '50s. As her roles increased in size, so did her waistline, allowing her to play a wider variety (no pun intended) of comedy character parts. She joined up with the looney Carry On gang in 1960, remaining with the troupe for all but five of its films. She remained a regular with the comedy aggregation right through its tawdriest days in such non-epics as Carry on Emmanuelle (1978). When the Carry-On'ers packed it in after this film, so did Joan Sims, who for all her chumminess on camera was in reality a lonely and retiring person.
Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | The Last of the Blonde Bombshells |
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— | 2000 |
No Score Yet | The Canterville Ghost |
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— | 1996 |
No Score Yet | Deceptions |
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— | 1985 |
No Score Yet | Carry on Matron |
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— | 1979 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Emmanuelle |
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— | 1978 |
No Score Yet | Carry on England |
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— | 1976 |
No Score Yet | Not Now Darling |
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— | 1976 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Behind |
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— | 1975 |
No Score Yet | One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing |
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— | 1975 |
No Score Yet | Love Among the Ruins |
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— | 1975 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Laughing |
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— | 1975 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Dick |
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— | 1974 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Girls |
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— | 1973 |
No Score Yet | Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! |
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— | 1973 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Abroad |
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— | 1972 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Doctor |
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— | 1972 |
No Score Yet | Carry on Henry VIII |
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— | 1972 |
No Score Yet | Carry on at Your Convenience |
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— | 1971 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Henry |
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— | 1971 |
No Score Yet | The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins |
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— | 1971 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Loving |
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— | 1970 |
No Score Yet | Doctor in Trouble |
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— | 1970 |
No Score Yet | Carry on Again Doctor |
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— | 1970 |
No Score Yet | Carry On up the Jungle |
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— | 1970 |
40% | Carry On Camping |
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— | 1969 |
No Score Yet | Carry On...Up the Khyber |
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— | 1968 |
No Score Yet | Carry On... Follow That Camel (Carry on in the Legion) |
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— | 1967 |
No Score Yet | Don't Lose Your Head |
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— | 1966 |
No Score Yet | Doctor in Clover |
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— | 1966 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Cowboy |
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— | 1966 |
71% | Carry On Screaming! |
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— | 1966 |
No Score Yet | The Big Job |
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— | 1965 |
No Score Yet | Carry on Cleo (Caligula: Funniest Home Videos) |
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— | 1964 |
No Score Yet | Nurse on Wheels |
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— | 1964 |
43% | I Like Money (Mr. Topaze) |
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— | 1962 |
No Score Yet | Twice Round the Daffodils |
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— | 1962 |
No Score Yet | Please Turn Over! |
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— | 1961 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Regardless |
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— | 1961 |
No Score Yet | Watch Your Stern |
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— | 1961 |
No Score Yet | No My Darling Daughter |
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— | 1961 |
No Score Yet | Doctor in Love |
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— | 1960 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Nurse |
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— | 1960 |
No Score Yet | Carry On Constable |
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— | 1960 |
No Score Yet | Captain's Table |
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— | 1960 |
No Score Yet | Carry on Teacher |
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— | 1959 |
No Score Yet | Room 43 |
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— | 1958 |
No Score Yet | Carry on Admiral (The Ship Was Loaded) |
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— | 1957 |
No Score Yet | No Time for Tears |
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— | 1957 |
No Score Yet | The Naked Truth |
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— | 1957 |
No Score Yet | Just My Luck |
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— | 1957 |
No Score Yet | Keep It Clean |
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— | 1956 |
No Score Yet | Doctor At Sea |
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— | 1955 |
83% | Doctor in the House |
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— | 1955 |
No Score Yet | Lost (Tears for Simon) |
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— | 1955 |
No Score Yet | The Sea Shall Not Have Them |
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— | 1954 |
No Score Yet | Will Any Gentleman? |
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— | 1953 |
No Score Yet | The Square Ring |
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— | 1953 |
No Score Yet | Trouble in Store |
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— | 1953 |
67% | The Belles of St. Trinian's |
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— | 1953 |
No Score Yet | Meet Mr. Lucifer |
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— | 1953 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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No Score Yet |
As Time Goes By
1992-2020
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No Score Yet |
Mystery!
1980-2007
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68% |
Doctor Who
1963-1989
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No Score Yet |
Hetty Wainthropp Investigates
1998
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No Score Yet |
Miss Marple
2004-2013
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No Score Yet |
Pie in the Sky
1997
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Quotes from Joan Sims' Characters
Captain Desmond Fancey: | [Madame Desiree passes him on the stairs carrying a sword] I wouldnâ??t fancy a poke with that. |
Captain Desmond Fancey: | [Madame Desiree passes him on the stairs carrying a sword] I wouldn't fancy a poke with that. |
Madame Desiree: | What did you say? |
Captain Desmond Fancey: | Your blade, ma'am. |
Madame Desiree: | I shouldn't worry [pointing the blade at his crotch] |
Madame Desiree: | You donâ??t look as if youâ??ve got much to lose. |
Madame Desiree: | You don't look as if you've got much to lose. |