Michael Cera
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Birthplace:
Brampton, Ontario, Canada
Baby-faced Michael Cera first gained fame as the hilariously named George Michael Bluth, son of Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman), and the youngest member of a dysfunctional family of land-tract developers, on the riotous Fox sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006). No stranger to "difficult" or "awkward" roles, Cera made one of his first marks in 2002, as the sexually overactive "younger version" of game show host Chuck Barris, in George Clooney's biopic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. A short time after that, he signed for the Arrested part -- which required him to project a deep-seated amorous yen for his character's cousin. Cera's mostly comedic resumé also includes a multi-season turn as the voice of Josh Spitz in the animated series Braceface. In 2007, he co-starred in two highly successful big-screen comedies: SuperBad, opposite Jonah Hill, and Juno (which re-teamed him with Jason Bateman), alongside fellow rising star Ellen Page. In 2008 he starred in the indie-minded romantic comedy Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist opposite Kat Dennings. 2009 found him in the lead of two comedies, Youth in Revolt and Year One, both of which fell far short of the box office total taken in by his previous work. He took the title role in Edgar Wright's adaptation of the graphic novel Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
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Highest Rated Movies
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94%
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91%
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90%
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88%
Filmography
MOVIES
| RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 71% | Cryptozoo |
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— | 2021 |
| 91% | Gloria Bell |
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— | 2019 |
| 60% | Tyrel |
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— | 2018 |
| 82% | Molly's Game |
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$28.8M | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | Blazing Samurai |
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— | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | Spivak |
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— | 2018 |
| 55% | Lemon |
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$29.6k | 2017 |
| 52% | Person to Person |
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$48.8k | 2017 |
| 39% | How to Be a Latin Lover |
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$32.1M | 2017 |
| 90% | The Lego Batman Movie |
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$175.7M | 2017 |
| 82% | Sausage Party |
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$97.7M | 2016 |
| 68% | A Very Murray Christmas |
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— | 2015 |
| 82% | Entertainment |
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$56k | 2015 |
| 35% | Hits |
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$15.7k | 2015 |
| 83% | Crystal Fairy |
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$0.2M | 2013 |
| 83% | This Is the End |
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$96.2M | 2013 |
| 59% | The End of Love |
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$8.8k | 2013 |
| 68% | Magic Magic |
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— | 2013 |
| No Score Yet | Brazzaville Teen-Ager |
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— | 2013 |
| No Score Yet | Bright Day! |
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— | 2012 |
| 82% | Scott Pilgrim vs. the World |
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$31.5M | 2010 |
| 66% | Youth in Revolt |
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$15.2M | 2010 |
| 60% | Paper Heart |
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$1.2M | 2009 |
| 14% | Year One |
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$43.4M | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | Extreme Movie |
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— | 2008 |
| 74% | Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist |
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$31.5M | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | Berenstain Bears - Kindness, Caring And Sharing |
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— | 2008 |
| 94% | Juno |
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$143.4M | 2007 |
| 88% | Superbad |
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$121.5M | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | Berenstain Bears - Get Organized! |
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— | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | Berenstain Bears- Always Look on the Bright Side |
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— | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | Clark and Michael |
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— | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | Wayside School |
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— | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | The Berenstain Bears: The Bears Take a Car Trip |
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— | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | What Katy Did |
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— | 2004 |
| 79% | Confessions of a Dangerous Mind |
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— | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | Berenstain Bears - Bears Mind Their Manners |
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— | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | My Louisiana Sky |
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— | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | Stolen Miracle |
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— | 2001 |
| No Score Yet | Walter and Henry |
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— | 2001 |
| No Score Yet | Braceface |
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— | 2001 |
| No Score Yet | My Husband's Double Life |
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— | 2001 |
| 70% | Frequency |
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— | 2000 |
| 51% | Steal This Movie |
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— | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | Ultimate G's |
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— | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | Parental Guidance Suggested |
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TV
| RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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| 100% |
At Home With Amy Sedaris
2017-2020
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| No Score Yet |
The Shivering Truth
2019-2020
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| No Score Yet |
Braceface
2001-2004
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| 84% |
Weird City
2019
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| 74% |
Arrested Development
2003-2019
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| No Score Yet |
Drunk History
2013-2020
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| No Score Yet |
Children's Hospital
2010-2016
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| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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| No Score Yet |
Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
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| No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
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| No Score Yet |
Burning Love
2012-2013
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| 85% |
The Simpsons
1989
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| No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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| No Score Yet |
Conan
2010-2021
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| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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| No Score Yet |
The Berenstain Bears
2003-2008
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| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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| No Score Yet |
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
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| 92% |
Veronica Mars
2004-2007
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| No Score Yet |
MADtv
1995-2009
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| No Score Yet |
La Femme Nikita
1997-2001
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Quotes from Michael Cera's Characters
| Michael Cera: | Everybody listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin, empty your pockets! |
| Martin Starr: | What? |
| Michael Cera: | I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Unbelievable! Unacceptable, after coke I wasted on you people, thrown away! |
| Seth Rogen: | *Street light starts falling* Whoa, whoa! |
| Seth Rogen: | Whoa, whoa! |
| Michael Cera: | *Street light impales Micheal and lifts him up* *He pulls out his ringing phone* Shit, that's embarrassing |
| Michael Cera: | Shit, that's embarrassing |
| Todd: | You're not going to hit me are you!? |
| Todd: | You're not going to hit me are you? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Dude, what do you know about Romana Flowers?? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Dude, what do you know about Romana Flowers? |
| Comeau: | All I know is that she's American. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | *sigh* Americann... |
| Scott Pilgrim: | American... |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What is the website for Amazon.ca ? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What is the website for Amazon.ca? |
| Wallace Wells: | Amazon.ca.. |
| Wallace Wells: | Amazon.ca. |
| Nick Twisp/Francois: | I do all my hiking free form. Like John Muir, I enter the wilderness with nothing more than my journal and a child-like sense of wonder. |
| Seth: | I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. |
| Evan: | Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick. |
| Evan: | I heard she got breast reduction surgery. |
| Seth: | What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift. |
| Evan: | She had back problems, man. |
| Fogell: | You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? |
| Evan: | Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You know what sucks? |
| Wallace Wells: | What? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | EVERYTHING. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | (to Knives) Ciao, Knives! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | [to Knives] Ciao, Knives! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I kind of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs. Then I do drugs all the time, every drug. |
| Evan: | These Eyes... |
| Ramona Flowers: | Dude, I'm changing |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Ah! [covers his eyes] Sorry. It's just cold. |
| Ramona Flowers: | Here. Does that help? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Yeah, that's very warm. What is that? [Scott's hands are pulled away to reveal Ramona] Okay... |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! |
| Nick Twisp/Francois: | "Trent, I don't want to hurt you. Now I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door." |
| Nick Twisp/Francois: | Trent, I don't want to hurt you. Now I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone! |
| Todd Ingram: | Ve-gone? |
| Nick Twisp/Francois: | Now half as bad as the nasty things I wanna do to you right now with my tongue. I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Wait! We're fighting over Ramona? |
| Matthew Patel: | Didn't you get my E-mail explaining the situation? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I skimmed it. |
| Party Teen: | Becca's been looking for you. She said something about blowing you. |
| Evan: | Isn't she drunk? Isn't that illegal if she's drunk? |
| Party Teen: | Not if you're drunk too. |
| Seth: | He (Fogell) doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin! |
| Seth: | He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin! |
| Evan: | One name? One name? Who are you, Seal? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Are you a pirate? |
| Matthew Patel: | ....Pirates are in this year! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You know what sucks the most? |
| Wallace Wells: | What? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Everything... |
| Matthew Patel: | This is impossible, how can this be? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Open your eyes, maybe you'll see. |
| Seth: | I used to sit around all day, drawing pictures of dicks. |
| Evan: | A dick, like a man dick? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Hey! You totally came! |
| Ramona Flowers: | Yes. I did totally come. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | This sucks. I'm gonna pee due to boredom. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Hi, I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | So do you wanna go out sometime? |
| Seth: | I'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag! |
| Evan: | Can you just get out of here and we'll talk about this later? |
| Greg the Soccer Player: | What the fuck Evan! We're down two points! |
| Evan: | Fuckin calm down Greg it's soccer. It's soccer. |
| Greg the Soccer Player: | Fuck you man! |
| Seth: | Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again? |
| Greg the Soccer Player: | That was like 8 years ago, asshole! |
| Seth: | People don't forget! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | "If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?" |
| Scott Pilgrim: | If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain? |
| Kim Pine: | Where's Knives? Not comin' tonight? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Naw, we broke up .. hey, check it out, I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II [plays] |
| Kim Pine: | [into mike] Scott, you are the salt of the earth. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Thanks! |
| Kim Pine: | [into mike] I meant scum of the earth. |
| Young Neil: | You broke up with Knives? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Yeah, but don't worry, maybe soon you'll meet my "new-new" girlfriend. |
| Young Neil: | New .. new .. |
| Stephen Stills: | OK, from here on out, no girlfriends, nor girlfriend talk at practice, wether they're old, new, or 'new-new' .. we were lucky to survive the last round, it's sudden death now! OK!? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | OK! [starts playing] [doorbell rings] That's for me! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You once were a veg-on but now you will be gone |
| Todd Ingram: | ve-gon? [Scott Headbutts Todd][Todd Explodes] |
| Todd Ingram: | Ve-gon? [Scott Headbutts Todd] [Todd Explodes] |
| Oh: | rub it in with my hand? |
| Oh: | Rub it in with my hand? |
| High Priest: | no your ball sack, yes your hand! |
| High Priest: | No your ball sack, yes your hand! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Sweet, coins! |
| Wallace Wells: | [refers to Matthew Patel] Hey. What's with his outfit? |
| Some Guy: | Yeah, is he a pirate? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | [genuinely curious] Are you a pirate? |
| Matthew Patel: | Pirates are in this year! |
| Matthew Patel: | [crashing into the concert] Mister Pilgrim! It is I, Matthew Patel! Consider our fight begun! [lunges in slow motion at Scott] |
| Scott Pilgrim: | [dumb-founded] What did I do?! What do I do? |
| Wallace Wells: | Fight! |
| Todd Ingram: | [to Scott after sending him flying through some walls] I can read your thoughts. Your will is broken. You're through. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | [holds up two cups of coffee] Say we drink to my memory. Fair-trade blend with soy milk? |
| Envy Adams: | Oh, please. But that's pathetic. |
| Todd Ingram: | Dude. I saw into your mind's eye. You put half-and-half in one of those coffees in attempt to make me break vegan edge. I'll take the one with soy. [takes one of the coffees via telekenesis] Thanks, tool. [and he drinks from it] |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Actually, mucacho, I put the coffee in this cup. But I thought really hard to put it in that one, 'in my mind's eye' or whatever. |
| Todd Ingram: | [disbelief] What are you talking about? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You just drank half-and-half, baby. |
| Lucas Lee: | Prepare the feel the wrath of the League of Evil Ex's! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | The what? |
| Lucas Lee: | You seriously don't know about the League? Seven evil ex's? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | No...? |
| Lucas Lee: | Really? [offers his hand to Scott] Hey, man, don't worry about it. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Really? |
| Lucas Lee: | Yeah! Let's go grab a beer. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | That's awesome! |
| Lucas Lee: | [punches Scott as he gets up, laughing with glee] |
| Todd Ingram: | Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What? |
| Todd Ingram: | Because you will be dust by Monday. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Um.... |
| Todd Ingram: | Because you will pulverized in two seconds, and the cleaning lady, she cleans up....dust, *imitates a dusting movement with his hand*...she dusts. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I'm in lesbians with you. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Woooowwwwww, girl number! |
| Nick O'Leary: | If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | This is, this is, this is... |
| Wallace Wells: | What?! |
| Lucas Lee: | This is boring. |
| Paulie Bleeker: | I still have your underwear. |
| Juno MacGuff: | I still have your virginity. |
| Evan: | I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, "Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay, so what's it gonna be? |
| Evan: | I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be? |
| Fogell: | I am McLovin'. |
| Seth: | No, you're not. No one's McLovin'. McLovin's never existed, because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairytale name, you fuck! |
| Knives Chau: | I've never kissed a guy, |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Hey, neither have I. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be-gone. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I am in lesbians with you. |
| Stephen Stills: | We shouldn't even be here. We shouldn't even BE HERE!!! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Come on man!*slap* I put my promises aside for the music!*slap* If I can do that we can do anything. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | 2 gin and tonics please. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Two Gin & Tonics, please. |
| Ramona Flowers: | I thought you didn't drink. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Gideon's here? Where? |
| Kim Pine: | That geeky guy next to your girlfriend. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | That's Gideon!? Gideon is G-Man!? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You are blowing up.....RIGHT NOW! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You are blowing up... RIGHT NOW! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I gotta pee on her |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I gotta pee on her. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Bread makes you fat!? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I'm in lesbians with you |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I'm in lesbians with you. |
| Paulie Bleeker: | Wizard. |
| Paulie Bleeker: | [exhales] Wizard. |
| Fogell: | You still haven't told him we're moving in together? |
| Evan: | Fogell shut the fuck up. |
| Knives Chau: | (after coin explosion) wooooooooooooow |
| Knives Chau: | [after coin explosion] Wow! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | yea.....woooooooooooooow |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Yea... Wow. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I'm in lesbians with you. |
| Oh: | Im not following,I'v just been leading from the rear. |
| Oh: | Im not following, I'v just been leading from the rear. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I love garlic bread. I could honestly eat it all the time nonstop. |
| Ramona Flowers: | Then you'd get fat. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Why would I get fat? |
| Ramona Flowers: | Bread makes you fat. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Bread makes you fat!? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Your kidding. Anyone can be vegan. |
| Todd Ingram: | Ovo-lacto vegetarian maybe |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Ovo what? |
| Todd Ingram: | I partake not in the meat nor the breast milk nor the ovum of any creature with a face |
| Todd Ingram: | I partake not in the meat nor the breast milk nor the ovum of any creature with a face. |
| Envy Adams: | Short answer, being vegan just makes you better than most people |
| Envy Adams: | Short answer, being vegan just makes you better than most people. |
| Todd Ingram: | Bingo |
| Todd Ingram: | Bingo. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You and Her? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You know her? |
| Ramona Flowers: | It was a phase... |
| Ramona Flowers: | It was just a phase. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You had a sexy phase? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You had a sexy phase? |
| Roxy Richter: | Next time I'll be deadly serious next time! |
| Roxy Richter: | Because next time, I'll be deadly serious next time. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What? |
| Gideon Graves: | Hey buddy! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You know your hair? |
| Ramona Flowers: | I know of it. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | It's all blue. |
| Lollipop Hipster: | What's the password? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Ughh, whatever! |
| Lollipop Hipster: | Cool. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a 17 year old. |
| Wallace Wells: | Awww, is he cute? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Oh ha ha. |
| Wallace Wells: | Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You see another bed in here? |
| Wallace Wells: | Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Hey, so can this not be a one night stand? For one thing, I didn't even get any... that was a joke. |
| Ramona Flowers: | We all have baggage. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Yeah, well my baggage doesn't try to kill me every five minutes. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You once were a ve-gone, but now... you will be gone. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone. |
| Todd Ingram: | "Ve-gone"...? |
| Todd Ingram: | Ve-gone? |
| Knives Chau: | You should come over to my house for dinner! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Like, Chinese food? |
| Wallace Wells: | If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Lesbian? |
| Wallace Wells: | The other L-word. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | ...lesbians? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Lesbians? |
| Wallace Wells: | It's "love", Scott. |
| Wallace Wells: | It's 'love', Scott. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case... I do them all the time. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain? |
| Ramona Flowers: | It's not raining. |
| Knives Chau: | I've never even kissed a guy before! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Hey... me neither. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What's the website for Amazon.ca? |
| Wallace Wells: | ...Amazon.ca. |
| Wallace Wells: | Amazon.ca. |
| Juno MacGuff: | You're one of the coolest people I've ever met and you don't even have to try. |
| Juno MacGuff: | 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know. |
| Paulie Bleeker: | I try really hard, actually. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... NEEIILLL!! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... NEIL! |
| Kim Pine: | Scott, not that I care, you should go talk to her before she's gone. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Thanks Kim. |
| Kim Pine: | And I really don't care! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Not only do I wanna take part, I wanna take them apart! |
| Stephen Stills: | ...I want her to geek out on us. |
| Stephen Stills: | I want her to geek out on us. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What's the website for Amazon.ca? |
| Wallace Wells: | Amazon.ca |
| Scott Pilgrim: | If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain? |
| Ramona Flowers: | Its not raining |
| Ramona Flowers: | It's not raining. |
| Wallace Wells: | If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word. |
| Wallace Wells: | If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Lesbian? |
| Wallace Wells: | The other L-word. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | ...Lesbians? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Lesbians? |
| Todd Ingram: | Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What? |
| Todd Ingram: | Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | So, what's on Monday? |
| Todd Ingram: | 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?" |
| Todd Ingram: | 'Cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday, right? |
| Ramona Flowers: | It was just a phase! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | You hade a sexy phase? |
| Ramona Flowers: | I was just a little bi-curious! |
| Roxy Richter: | Well honey, I'm a little bi-furious! |
| Ramona Flowers: | You're not dead, your just having some idiotic dream. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Ohh, does that mean we can make out? |
| Ramona Flowers: | How'd you meet Knives? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Uhh, (Dial appears on his head, it lands between "Who her", and "I've got to pee".) I've got to pee on her, uhh, I mean I've got to pee. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Uhh, (Dial appears on his head, it lands between 'Who her', and 'I've got to pee'.) I've got to pee on her, uhh, I mean I've got to pee. |
| Stacey Pilgrim: | Dating a high schooler?! Scandalous! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Am not! Who told you? |
| Stacey Pilgrim: | Wallace. Duh. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | That gossipy bitch. |
| Wallace Wells: | You know me. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Wallace! |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Oh god, so alone. |
| Ramona Flowers: | Your not alone. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What? |
| Ramona Flowers: | Your just having some idiotic dream. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Does that mean we can make out?! |
| Wallace Wells: | Guess who's drunk!? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I guess Wallace. |
| Wallace Wells: | You guess right. |
| Wallace Wells: | If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Lesbian? |
| Wallace Wells: | The other L-word. |
| Lucas Lee: | ...Lesbians? |
| Lucas Lee: | Lesbians? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Lesbians? |
| Todd Ingram: | Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | What? |
| Todd Ingram: | Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. |
| Todd Ingram: | Because you'll be dust by Monday because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | So, what's on Monday? |
| Todd Ingram: | Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right? |
| Todd Ingram: | Cause it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so Monday, right? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Okay, let’s start with Launchpad McQuack. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack. |
| Stephen Stills: | That’s not the actual title of the song. |
| Stephen Stills: | That's not the actual title of the song. |
| Paulie Bleeker: | My mom uses color safe bleach. |
| Juno MacGuff: | You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort. |
| Paulie Bleeker: | No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup. |
| Kim Pine: | Scott if your life had a face I would punch it. |
| Scott Pilgrim: | yeah... wait what? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Yeah. Wait what? |
| Kim Pine: | I mean, are you really happy or are you really evil? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Kim. |
| Kim Pine: | Wounded even? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | Hurt, Kim. |
| Evan: | You changed your name to McLovin? |
| Seth: | It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin! |
| Seth: | It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin! |
| Evan: | The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. |
| Fogell: | I am McLovin. |
| Norah: | The world has fallen to pieces, it's our job to put it back together. |
| Nick O'Leary: | Or maybe we're the ones who need to be put together. |