Philip Tanzini

Judy:	(after an evil entity enters the room) - My God it's freezing.
Judy:	(after an evil entity enters the room) My God it's freezing.
Max:	Never mind the draft man...who cut the cheese?
Max:	Never mind the draft man, who cut the cheese?
Fran:	Pee-u, that is strange.
Sal:	Stooge must be wearing his mom's dirty panties again.
Stooge:	Hey man, at least my old lady wears panties. Yours just wears a quad chain with sailors all around it.

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Sal:	(after scaring Jay) Lighten up Jay-bo! It's Halloween (in Dracula's voice) Good evening, allow me to introduce myself.
Max:	Yeah, Count Dingleberry - the flaming a**hole of Transylvania.
Max:	Yeah, Count Dingleberry, the flaming a**hole of Transylvania.

Stooge:	Oh Jay, buddy. You got here just in time dude!
Max:	(leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) - You guys need a hand?
Max:	(leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) You guys need a hand?
Roger:	We sure do.
Max:	(everyone in the car starts clapping) - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA!! - (they drive away)
Max:	(everyone in the car starts clapping) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA! (they drive away)

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