Seann William Scott

Highest Rated: 81% Goon (2012)

Lowest Rated: 4% Movie 43 (2013)

Birthday: Oct 3, 1976

Birthplace: Cottage Grove, Minnesota, USA

Known in the halls of history as the smirking Stifler from the 1999 teen sex comedy American Pie, Seann William Scott found his niche in show business due in no small part to that very iconic, wisecracking character. Born on October 3rd, 1976 in Cottage Grove, MN, Scott finished high school early and moved to L.A., where he soon caught a break with a prominent role in the music video for "A Hole in My Soul" by Aerosmith. Within a couple of years of moving to the West Coast, Scott had an impressive list of appearances on his resumé -- though it would be the role of Stifler that would cement his place in Hollywood.He reprised the character for American Pie's two sequels in 2001 and 2003, but in the meantime, Scott found no shortage of work in movies geared toward a similar audience, starring in 2000s Road Trip and Dude, Where's My Car? He even appeared alongside martial arts legend Chow Yun-Fat in the tongue-in-cheek tribute to the kung-fu genre with 2003's Bulletproof Monk, and played the beloved character of Bo Duke in the feature film adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard in 2005. The comedian also proved that his keen comic timing didn't always depend on the smarmy jackass characters that served as his bread-and-butter, playing a touchy-feely self-help book author (and former miserable nerd) in 2007's Mr. Woodcock. But Scott was never reluctant to do what he does best, and in 2008 he found a new, endearingly crude fast talker to play, starring alongside Paul Rudd in the super-sarcastic comedy Role Models. After taking several voice roles in the late 2000s, Scott joined the original cast of American Pie for 2012's American Reunion.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

MOVIES

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	BOX OFFICE	YEAR
53%	Bloodline	Evan	—	2019
No Score Yet	Already Gone	Martin	—	2019
No Score Yet	Already Gone	Actor	—	2019
42%	Goon: Last of the Enforcers	Doug "the Thug" Glatt	—	2017
No Score Yet	Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade	Crash	—	2016
No Score Yet	Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach	Producer Gary	—	2015
10%	Just Before I Go	Ted	$8.6k	2015
4%	Movie 43	Brian	$8.8M	2013
No Score Yet	Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas	Actor	—	2013
37%	Ice Age: Continental Drift	Crash	$161.4M	2012
45%	American Reunion	Executive Producer Steve Stifler	$55.4M	2012
81%	Goon	Doug Glatt	$0.9M	2012
19%	Cop Out	Dave	$44.1M	2010
23%	Planet 51	Skiff	$42.2M	2009
77%	Role Models	Wheeler	$67.3M	2008
54%	The Promotion	Doug Stauber	$0.4M	2008
No Score Yet	The Undeniable Charm of Sloppy Unruh	Actor	—	2008
39%	Southland Tales	Roland Taverner/Ronald Taverner	$0.3M	2007
14%	Mr. Woodcock	John Farley	$25.8M	2007
No Score Yet	American Loser	Jeff	—	2007
57%	Ice Age 2: The Meltdown	Crash	$195.3M	2006
14%	The Dukes of Hazzard	Bo Duke	$80.3M	2005
69%	The Rundown	Travis	$47.6M	2003
54%	American Wedding	Steve Stifler	$104.4M	2003
23%	Bulletproof Monk	Kar	$23.1M	2003
60%	Old School	Animal Caretaker	$74.7M	2003
20%	Stark Raving Mad	Ben McGewen	—	2002
53%	Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back	Brent	$29.9M	2001
52%	American Pie 2	Stifler	$144.1M	2001
43%	Evolution	Wayne	$37.6M	2001
17%	Dude, Where's My Car?	Chester Greenburg	$45M	2000
57%	Road Trip	E.L.	—	2000
35%	Final Destination	Billy Hitchcock	—	2000
61%	American Pie	Stifler	—	1999
No Score Yet	Born into Exile	Derek	—	1997

TV

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	YEAR
89%	Lethal Weapon 2016-2019	Wesley Cole	2019 2018 2017
No Score Yet	The Talk 2010	Guest	2019 2015 2011
No Score Yet	Conan 2010	Guest	2017 2012
No Score Yet	Last Call With Carson Daly 2007-2019	Guest	2017 2012 2011
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2015 2014
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014	Guest	2013 2002 2001 2000
No Score Yet	Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003	Guest	2012
No Score Yet	The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003	Guest	2012 2008 2003
No Score Yet	Lopez Tonight 2009-2011	Guest	2010
No Score Yet	Chelsea Lately 2007-2014	Guest	2010 2008
No Score Yet	Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014	Guest	2009
No Score Yet	Saturday Night Live 1975	Host Guest	2001

Quotes from Seann William Scott's Characters

Jesse:	Dude you got a tattoo.
Chester:	So do you dude!
Chester:	So then what does mine say?
Jesse:	Sweet! What does mine say?
Chester:	Dude! What does mine say?

Eva:	You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Doug Glatt:	That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Doug Glatt:	Pat: 69! Take the number 69 it's hilarious
Doug Glatt:	69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious
Doug Glatt:	69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
Pat:	69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.

Doug Glatt:

I think I nailed him.

Ronnie Shields:	Fucking asshole.
Wheeler:	Punk bitch.

Peppers:	You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.
Frank "The Tank":	[laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.

Peppers:

You just took one in the jugular, man.

Peppers:

It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?

E.L.:

Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!

E.L.:

You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.

E.L.:

It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.

E.L.:

Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.

E.L.:

Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.

Ronnie Hortense:	Good skills.. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up
Ronnie Hortense:	Good skills. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up.
Doug Glatt:	Oh sorry
Doug Glatt:	Oh sorry.
Ronnie Hortense:	On the bright side.. Those were your own guys you just fucked up
Ronnie Hortense:	On the bright side. Those were your own guys you just fucked up.

Eva:	I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you
Eva:	I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you.
Doug Glatt:	This is awkward (reveals present)
Doug Glatt:	This is awkward. [reveals present]

Doug Glatt:	(in commerical) Old cars make me angry (punches car)
Doug Glatt:	[in commercial] Old cars make me angry. [punches car]

Doug Glatt:

YESSSSS!

Mr. Woodcock:	I don't do sorry.
John Farley:	What?
Mr. Woodcock:	Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and i'm neither one.
Mr. Woodcock:	Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and I'm neither one.

Doug Glatt:

Why are you crying? Did you just watch Rudy?

Doug Glatt:

What's so fuckin funny gigglybits?!

Doug Glatt:

Eva, that's a pretty name. Like your face. Your face is pretty.

Doug Glatt:

My brother's GAY!

Dr. Ron:	You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got
Dr. Ron:	You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got.
Steve Stifler:	(Hits Ron) I don't own a goddamn penny
Steve Stifler:	[hits Ron] I don't own a goddamn penny.

Wheeler:	thanks for everything guess what i did last night
Wheeler:	Thanks for everything. Guess what I did last night.

Oz:	you ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit
Oz:	You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Steve Stifler:	i dunno man that sounds like a lot of work
Steve Stifler:	I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.

Steve Stifler:	what did you cocks do to him
Steve Stifler:	[at choir practice] What did you cocks do to him?
Oz:	you came to see me in action
Oz:	You came to see me in action?
Jim Levinstein:	yeah man i thought you sounded really good
Jim Levinstein:	Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler:	yeah man i think you need your balls reattached
Steve Stifler:	Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!

Steve Stifler:	i say why dont you guys locate your dicks remove the shrink rap and fucking use them
Steve Stifler:	I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them!

Steve Stifler:	she called me and asked for my number
Steve Stifler:	She called me and asked for my number.

Steve Stifler:	i can taste the bubbles
Steve Stifler:	Oh, I can taste the bubbles!

Steve Stifler:	jim your dad is so much cooler than you
Steve Stifler:	Your Dad is so much cooler than you!

Doug Glatt:

Garbage blows in my face sometimes.

Steve Stifler:

Stifler Clause is here!

Paul Finch:	Grandmother-fucker.
Steve Stifler:	Mother fucker.
Paul Finch:	Yes I am.
Steve Stifler:	Oh, you son of a bitch.

Steve Stifler:

It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.

Steve Stifler:

If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.

Steve Stifler:

Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

Steve Stifler:

I got peed on!

Steve Stifler:	I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?
Steve Stifler:	I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No Fucking Section', right?

Doug Glatt:	" What is the matter Jerry ? " , Jerry : " I didn't win anything " , Glatt : " That's because it's a juke-box Jerry "
Doug Glatt:	That's because it's a juke-box Jerry.

AJ:	Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever
AJ:	Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever.
Steve Stifler:	I'm going to fucking kill you
Steve Stifler:	I'm going to fucking kill you.

Crash:	[Falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Crash:	[falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Eddie:	[Falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Eddie:	[falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Steve Stifler:

Find your nuts and return them to your sack.

Oz:	You completely destroyed their jetskis!
Steve Stifler:	They splashed us. So...

Steve Stifler:	"last time i did this cell phones didn't exist"
Steve Stifler:	Last time I did this cell phones didn't exist.

Steve Stifler:

I ain't worth jack shit!

Steve Stifler:

Be her Daddy!

Steve Stifler:

Vagina shark!

Doug Glatt:

Only beer and soup for me thanks.

Xavier LaFlamme:	You're a crazy mother fucker. Tabernac BAM! You fucking beat him.
Doug Glatt:	Really?
Xavier LaFlamme:	Yea.
Doug Glatt:	Thank you!

Doug Glatt:

It's not the first time the wind blew garbage in my face.

Doug Glatt:	I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together
Doug Glatt:	I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.

Ronnie Hortense:	Gay porn hard!
Doug Glatt:	Gay porn hard!

Wheeler:	Were not gona Butt Fuck these kids
Wheeler:	Were not gonna butt fuck these kids.

Wheeler:	I sorta have a boner
Wheeler:	I sorta have a boner.

Steve Stifler:	time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades finch fucker cause im gonna hang out with my wang...and im gonna rock out with my cock out
Steve Stifler:	Time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades Finch fucker, cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang... and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.

Steve Stifler:	thanks for inviteing me to the graduation fucker
Steve Stifler:	Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker.

Steve Stifler:	heya fuckface
Steve Stifler:	Heya, fuckface.

Steve Stifler:	Drink it! Drink it drink it drinkitdrinkitdrinkitdrinkit
Steve Stifler:	Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!

Steve Stifler:	Let's make this Reunion our bitch.
Steve Stifler:	Let's make this reunion our bitch!

Billy Hitchcock:	(watching the plane take off and the plane exploses) Here they go and here we stay!.
Billy Hitchcock:	There they go, here we stay. [as he watches the plane take off and then explode]

Wheeler:

It wasn't a blowjob. We fucked!

Ronnie Shields:	Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Ronnie Shields:	Suck it, 'Reindeer Games'!
Danny Donahue:	I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie Shields:	You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler:	You are white.
Danny Donahue:	That's true, I am white.