Seann William Scott
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Cottage Grove, Minnesota, USA
Known in the halls of history as the smirking Stifler from the 1999 teen sex comedy American Pie, Seann William Scott found his niche in show business due in no small part to that very iconic, wisecracking character. Born on October 3rd, 1976 in Cottage Grove, MN, Scott finished high school early and moved to L.A., where he soon caught a break with a prominent role in the music video for "A Hole in My Soul" by Aerosmith. Within a couple of years of moving to the West Coast, Scott had an impressive list of appearances on his resumé -- though it would be the role of Stifler that would cement his place in Hollywood.He reprised the character for American Pie's two sequels in 2001 and 2003, but in the meantime, Scott found no shortage of work in movies geared toward a similar audience, starring in 2000s Road Trip and Dude, Where's My Car? He even appeared alongside martial arts legend Chow Yun-Fat in the tongue-in-cheek tribute to the kung-fu genre with 2003's Bulletproof Monk, and played the beloved character of Bo Duke in the feature film adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard in 2005. The comedian also proved that his keen comic timing didn't always depend on the smarmy jackass characters that served as his bread-and-butter, playing a touchy-feely self-help book author (and former miserable nerd) in 2007's Mr. Woodcock. But Scott was never reluctant to do what he does best, and in 2008 he found a new, endearingly crude fast talker to play, starring alongside Paul Rudd in the super-sarcastic comedy Role Models. After taking several voice roles in the late 2000s, Scott joined the original cast of American Pie for 2012's American Reunion.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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53% | Bloodline |
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— | 2019 |
No Score Yet | Already Gone |
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— | 2019 |
No Score Yet | Already Gone |
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— | 2019 |
42% | Goon: Last of the Enforcers |
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— | 2017 |
No Score Yet | Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade |
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— | 2016 |
No Score Yet | Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach |
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— | 2015 |
10% | Just Before I Go |
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$8.6k | 2015 |
4% | Movie 43 |
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$8.8M | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas |
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— | 2013 |
37% | Ice Age: Continental Drift |
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$161.4M | 2012 |
45% | American Reunion |
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$55.4M | 2012 |
81% | Goon |
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$0.9M | 2012 |
19% | Cop Out |
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$44.1M | 2010 |
23% | Planet 51 |
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$42.2M | 2009 |
77% | Role Models |
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$67.3M | 2008 |
54% | The Promotion |
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$0.4M | 2008 |
No Score Yet | The Undeniable Charm of Sloppy Unruh |
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— | 2008 |
39% | Southland Tales |
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$0.3M | 2007 |
14% | Mr. Woodcock |
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$25.8M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | American Loser |
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— | 2007 |
57% | Ice Age 2: The Meltdown |
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$195.3M | 2006 |
14% | The Dukes of Hazzard |
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$80.3M | 2005 |
69% | The Rundown |
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$47.6M | 2003 |
54% | American Wedding |
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$104.4M | 2003 |
23% | Bulletproof Monk |
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$23.1M | 2003 |
60% | Old School |
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$74.7M | 2003 |
20% | Stark Raving Mad |
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— | 2002 |
53% | Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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$29.9M | 2001 |
52% | American Pie 2 |
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$144.1M | 2001 |
43% | Evolution |
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$37.6M | 2001 |
17% | Dude, Where's My Car? |
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$45M | 2000 |
57% | Road Trip |
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— | 2000 |
35% | Final Destination |
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— | 2000 |
61% | American Pie |
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— | 1999 |
No Score Yet | Born into Exile |
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— | 1997 |
TV
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89% |
Lethal Weapon
2016-2019
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No Score Yet |
The Talk
2010
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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No Score Yet |
Last Call With Carson Daly
2007-2019
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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No Score Yet |
Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
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No Score Yet |
Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live
1975
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Quotes from Seann William Scott's Characters
Jesse: | Dude you got a tattoo. |
Chester: | So do you dude! |
Chester: | So then what does mine say? |
Jesse: | Sweet! What does mine say? |
Chester: | Dude! What does mine say? |
Eva: | You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys. |
Doug Glatt: | That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. |
Doug Glatt: | Pat: 69! Take the number 69 it's hilarious |
Doug Glatt: | 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious |
Doug Glatt: | 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious. |
Pat: | 69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious. |
Doug Glatt: | I think I nailed him. |
Ronnie Shields: | Fucking asshole. |
Wheeler: | Punk bitch. |
Peppers: | You got a fucking dart in your neck, man. |
Frank "The Tank": | [laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy. |
Peppers: | You just took one in the jugular, man. |
Peppers: | It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right? |
E.L.: | Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time! |
E.L.: | You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself. |
E.L.: | It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave. |
E.L.: | Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping. |
E.L.: | Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day. |
Ronnie Hortense: | Good skills.. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up |
Ronnie Hortense: | Good skills. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up. |
Doug Glatt: | Oh sorry |
Doug Glatt: | Oh sorry. |
Ronnie Hortense: | On the bright side.. Those were your own guys you just fucked up |
Ronnie Hortense: | On the bright side. Those were your own guys you just fucked up. |
Eva: | I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you |
Eva: | I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you. |
Doug Glatt: | This is awkward (reveals present) |
Doug Glatt: | This is awkward. [reveals present] |
Doug Glatt: | (in commerical) Old cars make me angry (punches car) |
Doug Glatt: | [in commercial] Old cars make me angry. [punches car] |
Doug Glatt: | YESSSSS! |
Mr. Woodcock: | I don't do sorry. |
John Farley: | What? |
Mr. Woodcock: | Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and i'm neither one. |
Mr. Woodcock: | Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and I'm neither one. |
Doug Glatt: | Why are you crying? Did you just watch Rudy? |
Doug Glatt: | What's so fuckin funny gigglybits?! |
Doug Glatt: | Eva, that's a pretty name. Like your face. Your face is pretty. |
Doug Glatt: | My brother's GAY! |
Dr. Ron: | You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got |
Dr. Ron: | You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got. |
Steve Stifler: | (Hits Ron) I don't own a goddamn penny |
Steve Stifler: | [hits Ron] I don't own a goddamn penny. |
Wheeler: | thanks for everything guess what i did last night |
Wheeler: | Thanks for everything. Guess what I did last night. |
Oz: | you ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit |
Oz: | You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. |
Steve Stifler: | i dunno man that sounds like a lot of work |
Steve Stifler: | I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work. |
Steve Stifler: | what did you cocks do to him |
Steve Stifler: | [at choir practice] What did you cocks do to him? |
Oz: | you came to see me in action |
Oz: | You came to see me in action? |
Jim Levinstein: | yeah man i thought you sounded really good |
Jim Levinstein: | Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good! |
Steve Stifler: | yeah man i think you need your balls reattached |
Steve Stifler: | Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached! |
Steve Stifler: | i say why dont you guys locate your dicks remove the shrink rap and fucking use them |
Steve Stifler: | I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them! |
Steve Stifler: | she called me and asked for my number |
Steve Stifler: | She called me and asked for my number. |
Steve Stifler: | i can taste the bubbles |
Steve Stifler: | Oh, I can taste the bubbles! |
Steve Stifler: | jim your dad is so much cooler than you |
Steve Stifler: | Your Dad is so much cooler than you! |
Doug Glatt: | Garbage blows in my face sometimes. |
Steve Stifler: | Stifler Clause is here! |
Paul Finch: | Grandmother-fucker. |
Steve Stifler: | Mother fucker. |
Paul Finch: | Yes I am. |
Steve Stifler: | Oh, you son of a bitch. |
Steve Stifler: | It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch. |
Steve Stifler: | If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to. |
Steve Stifler: | Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you. |
Steve Stifler: | I got peed on! |
Steve Stifler: | I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right? |
Steve Stifler: | I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No Fucking Section', right? |
Doug Glatt: | " What is the matter Jerry ? " , Jerry : " I didn't win anything " , Glatt : " That's because it's a juke-box Jerry " |
Doug Glatt: | That's because it's a juke-box Jerry. |
AJ: | Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever |
AJ: | Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever. |
Steve Stifler: | I'm going to fucking kill you |
Steve Stifler: | I'm going to fucking kill you. |
Crash: | [Falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! |
Crash: | [falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! |
Eddie: | [Falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! |
Eddie: | [falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! |
Steve Stifler: | Find your nuts and return them to your sack. |
Oz: | You completely destroyed their jetskis! |
Steve Stifler: | They splashed us. So... |
Steve Stifler: | "last time i did this cell phones didn't exist" |
Steve Stifler: | Last time I did this cell phones didn't exist. |
Steve Stifler: | I ain't worth jack shit! |
Steve Stifler: | Be her Daddy! |
Steve Stifler: | Vagina shark! |
Doug Glatt: | Only beer and soup for me thanks. |
Xavier LaFlamme: | You're a crazy mother fucker. Tabernac BAM! You fucking beat him. |
Doug Glatt: | Really? |
Xavier LaFlamme: | Yea. |
Doug Glatt: | Thank you! |
Doug Glatt: | It's not the first time the wind blew garbage in my face. |
Doug Glatt: | I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together |
Doug Glatt: | I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together. |
Ronnie Hortense: | Gay porn hard! |
Doug Glatt: | Gay porn hard! |
Wheeler: | Were not gona Butt Fuck these kids |
Wheeler: | Were not gonna butt fuck these kids. |
Wheeler: | I sorta have a boner |
Wheeler: | I sorta have a boner. |
Steve Stifler: | time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades finch fucker cause im gonna hang out with my wang...and im gonna rock out with my cock out |
Steve Stifler: | Time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades Finch fucker, cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang... and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out. |
Steve Stifler: | thanks for inviteing me to the graduation fucker |
Steve Stifler: | Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker. |
Steve Stifler: | heya fuckface |
Steve Stifler: | Heya, fuckface. |
Steve Stifler: | Drink it! Drink it drink it drinkitdrinkitdrinkitdrinkit |
Steve Stifler: | Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! |
Steve Stifler: | Let's make this Reunion our bitch. |
Steve Stifler: | Let's make this reunion our bitch! |
Billy Hitchcock: | (watching the plane take off and the plane exploses) Here they go and here we stay!. |
Billy Hitchcock: | There they go, here we stay. [as he watches the plane take off and then explode] |
Wheeler: | It wasn't a blowjob. We fucked! |
Ronnie Shields: | Suck it, "Reindeer Games"! |
Ronnie Shields: | Suck it, 'Reindeer Games'! |
Danny Donahue: | I'm not Ben Affleck. |
Ronnie Shields: | You white, then you Ben Affleck. |
Wheeler: | You *are* white. |
Danny Donahue: | That's true, I am white. |
Crash: | crash i love you |
Crash: | Crash I love you. |
Ellie: | i love you |
Ellie: | I love you. |
Steve Stifler: | Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake. |
Steve Stifler: | Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake. |
Wheeler: | You sexy like a chocolate strawberry. |