Tucker Albrizzi

Alvin:	Don't get your bra in a twist, fat boy. This has nothing to do with you, so keep out of my way.
Neil:	Or what?
Alvin:	Or, uh... I'll punch you in boobs.
Alvin:	Or, uh, I'll punch you in boobs.
Neil:	I don't have boobs. These are pectorals.
Alvin:	[Punches Neil in the chest and goes after Norman.]
Neil:	Ow! My boobs!

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Neil:	So what do we do now?
Norman Babcock:	I... uh... I-I really don't know.
Courtney:	Yes you do, Norman. You've got to get to that witch's grave!
Norman Babcock:	But-
Courtney:	But nothing, you listen to me, buster! We didn't turn away when Daleridge High was slaughtering our volleyball team, did we?
Norman Babcock:	I thought we did.
Courtney:	No we didn't! I've cheered the uncheerable, Norman, and I'm NOT letting you give up now!

Norman Babcock:	Mr. Prenderghast appeared to me in the bathroom.
Neil:	Ew.
Norman Babcock:	No, his spirit. His says the witch's curse is real and I have to go up to the old graveyard and stop it before the sun sets tonight.
Neil:	So... you wanna come play a bit later?
Norman Babcock:	Didn't you hear what I just said?
Neil:	Yeah, but I thought my idea was the less likely to get us eaten.

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Neil:	You can't stop bullying - it's part of human nature. If you were bigger and more stupid, you'd probably be a bully too. It's called "survival of the thickest".
Neil:	You can't stop bullying - it's part of human nature. If you were bigger and more stupid, you'd probably be a bully too. It's called 'survival of the thickest'.

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Neil:	So, you wanna play some hockey?
Norman Babcock:	Did you not hear what I just said?
Neil:	Yeah, but I think my idea is less likly to get us eaten
Neil:	Yeah, but I think my idea is less likly to get us eaten.

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Neil:	Hey Norman, Wait Up!
Norman Babcock:	I would like to be alone.
Neil:	So do I. Lets do it together!

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Neil:

You could be a bully too if you were bigger and dumber.

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Mitch:	[about Norman] You don't need to be hanging around with weird people, okay? That's a tip.
Neil:	Don't blow this for me, Mitch. This one's not weird. He talks to dead people.

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Neil:	So is it true? Can you see ghosts, like, everywhere all the time?
Norman Babcock:	Uhh... yeah.
Neil:	Awesome! Oh, do you think you can see my dog, Bub? He was ran over by an animal rescue van. Tragic and ironic.

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Neil:	That statute just pissed at us
Neil:	That statute just pissed at us.

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Neil:

You can see ghosts all the time? Awesome!

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Neil:	"You wanna play some hockey?"
Neil:	You wanna play some hockey?

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Neil:

Don't make me throw this hummus: It's spicy!

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