Will Ferrell
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Irvine, California
Another member of the Saturday Night Live Screen Actors Guild, Will Ferrell made his major film debut as Steve Butabi, one of the spectacularly clueless brothers who serve as the protagonists of A Night at the Roxbury (1998). The character originated on SNL, where Ferrell had been a regular since 1995, entertaining audiences with his celebrity impressions and such characterizations as Craig the Spartan Cheerleader and junior high-school teacher Marty Culp.Born in Irvine, CA, on July 16, 1967, Ferrell attended the University of Southern California, graduating with a degree in sports information. Following graduation, he worked as a sportscaster on a weekly cable show, but he soon found his interests leaning toward acting and standup comedy. He enrolled in classes and workshops given at a local community college, and after only a year of training, he was invited to join the Groundlings, an infamous L.A. comedy improv group. Ferrell's involvement with the Groundlings led to his SNL discovery; from that point on, the previously unknown comic found himself enjoying growing recognition and a steady paycheck.Although A Night at the Roxbury turned out to be a complete and utter flop, it did little to prevent Ferrell from finding more screen work; the following year, he could be seen as journalist Bob Woodward in Dick and as the object of fellow SNL castmate Molly Shannon's unwanted affection in Superstar. A series of scene-stealing supporting roles followed for Ferrell in such films as Drowning Mona, Zoolander, and, most-notably, Old School. In the 2003 Todd Phillips film, Ferrell sunk his teeth into the role of Frank "The Tank", delivering several lines that would forever be quoted by frat guys the world over.But it was Ferrell's other 2003 film that truly announced his arrival as a Hollywood star. As the oversized titular character in director Jon Favreau's holiday comedy Elf, Ferrell delighted audiences and critics alike, making the modestly-budgeted film a surprise box-office smash.In the wake of Elf's success, Ferrell's 2004 plate was full, starring as fictional '70s TV newscaster Ron Burgundy in Anchorman (a film which had enough outtakes to merit an entire second feature upon being released to home video), taking a role in the Woody Allen's Melinda and Melinda, and signing on for lead roles in two long-anticipated projects: the filmed adaptation of John Kennedy Toole's cult novel A Confederacy of Dunces and the big-screen version of the classic sitcom Bewitched. Though the curse that had plagued the big-screen adaptation of Confederacy seemed to persist when, by mid-2006, there still seemed to be no signs that the film would be going before the cameras anytime soon, Ferrell continued to crack-up audiences with a hilarious cameo in the popular Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson comedy Weddng Crashers, as well as a memorable turn in The Producers - a big screen adaptation of the smash Broadway hit that was inspired by Mel Brooks' 1968 comedy classic of the same name. As the 2000's unfolded, it became clear that Ferrell's comic fame could not be matched. He would score box office gold with many movies to comes, such as Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Stranger Than Fiction, Blades of Glory, Step-Brothers, Everything Must Go, and The Campaign, in addition to popular runs on TV series like The Office and Eastbound & Down.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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38% | Downhill |
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— | 2020 |
63% | Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga |
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— | 2020 |
23% | Zeroville |
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— | 2019 |
87% | Hustlers |
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— | 2019 |
96% | Booksmart |
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— | 2019 |
84% | The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part |
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— | 2019 |
88% | Live in Front of a Studio Audience: Norman Lear's 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons' |
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— | 2019 |
74% | Between Two Ferns: The Movie |
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— | 2019 |
10% | Holmes and Watson |
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— | 2018 |
65% | Vice |
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— | 2018 |
No Score Yet | The Royal Wedding Live with Cord and Tish! |
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— | 2018 |
No Score Yet | Pai em dose dupla 2 |
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— | 2017 |
21% | Daddy's Home 2 |
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$103M | 2017 |
20% | The House |
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$25.6M | 2017 |
No Score Yet | Russ & Roger Go Beyond |
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— | 2017 |
21% | The Boss |
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$54.5M | 2016 |
22% | Zoolander 2 |
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$29.8M | 2016 |
No Score Yet | Russ & Roger Go Beyond |
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— | 2016 |
No Score Yet | The Flintstones |
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— | 2016 |
No Score Yet | Russ & Roger |
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— | 2016 |
No Score Yet | Manimal |
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— | 2016 |
30% | Daddy's Home |
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— | 2015 |
63% | Sleeping with Other People |
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— | 2015 |
71% | Ferrell Takes The Field |
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— | 2015 |
14% | A Deadly Adoption |
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— | 2015 |
52% | Live From New York! |
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— | 2015 |
73% | Welcome to Me |
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— | 2015 |
28% | Get Hard |
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— | 2015 |
No Score Yet | Border Guards |
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— | 2015 |
24% | Tammy |
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$51.1M | 2014 |
96% | The LEGO Movie |
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$244.9M | 2014 |
75% | Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues |
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$76.9M | 2013 |
35% | The Internship |
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$44.5M | 2013 |
16% | Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters |
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$55M | 2013 |
No Score Yet | Three Mississippi |
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— | 2013 |
56% | Bachelorette |
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$0.5M | 2012 |
66% | The Campaign |
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$86.9M | 2012 |
42% | Casa de mi padre |
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$5.9M | 2012 |
36% | Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie |
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$0.2M | 2012 |
73% | Everything Must Go |
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$2.8M | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Megamind: The Button of Doom |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Fight For Your Right Revisited |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | The Action Pack: Anchorman Quote-along |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Talladega Nights Quote-along |
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— | 2011 |
73% | Megamind |
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$148.3M | 2010 |
29% | The Virginity Hit |
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$0.6M | 2010 |
78% | The Other Guys |
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$119.3M | 2010 |
26% | Land of the Lost |
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$49.4M | 2009 |
60% | Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America - A Final Night with George W Bush |
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— | 2009 |
No Score Yet | Green Team |
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— | 2008 |
55% | Step Brothers |
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$100.5M | 2008 |
22% | Semi-Pro |
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$33.4M | 2008 |
39% | Hot Rod |
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$13.9M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | The Landlord |
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— | 2007 |
70% | Blades of Glory |
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$118.2M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | The Procedure |
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— | 2007 |
73% | Stranger Than Fiction |
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$40.2M | 2006 |
71% | Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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$148.3M | 2006 |
42% | Winter Passing |
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— | 2006 |
70% | Curious George |
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$58.4M | 2006 |
51% | The Producers |
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$19.2M | 2005 |
76% | Wedding Crashers |
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$209.3M | 2005 |
24% | Bewitched |
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$62.3M | 2005 |
41% | Kicking & Screaming |
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$52.6M | 2005 |
52% | Melinda and Melinda |
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$3.8M | 2005 |
40% | The Wendell Baker Story |
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$48.6k | 2005 |
No Score Yet | Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie |
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— | 2004 |
66% | Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy |
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$84.2M | 2004 |
62% | Starsky & Hutch |
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$87.2M | 2004 |
No Score Yet | Late Night With Conan O'Brien - 10th Anniversary Special |
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— | 2004 |
No Score Yet | Oh, What a Lovely Tea Party |
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— | 2004 |
85% | Elf |
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$173.4M | 2003 |
7% | Boat Trip |
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$8.6M | 2003 |
60% | Old School |
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$74.7M | 2003 |
No Score Yet | Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell |
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— | 2002 |
63% | Zoolander |
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$44.8M | 2001 |
53% | Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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$29.9M | 2001 |
11% | The Ladies Man |
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$13.4M | 2000 |
No Score Yet | The Thin Pink Line |
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— | 2000 |
29% | Drowning Mona |
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— | 2000 |
0% | The Suburbans |
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— | 1999 |
32% | Superstar |
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— | 1999 |
71% | Dick |
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— | 1999 |
52% | Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me |
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— | 1999 |
9% | A Night at the Roxbury |
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— | 1998 |
71% | Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery |
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— | 1997 |
No Score Yet | Men Seeking Women |
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— | 1997 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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No Score Yet |
No Activity
2017
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69% |
Motherland: Fort Salem
2020
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89% |
Dead to Me
2019
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75% |
I'm Sorry
2017-2019
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No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
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No Score Yet |
Drunk History
2013
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No Score Yet |
Conan
2010
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43% |
This Giant Beast That is the Global Economy
2019
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92% |
Succession
2018-2019
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No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live
1975
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50% |
LA to Vegas
2018
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93% |
I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman
2017-2018
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No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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41% |
Chelsea
2016-2017
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No Score Yet |
Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
2016
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No Score Yet |
The View
1997
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No Score Yet |
Today
2017-2019
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No Score Yet |
Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
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No Score Yet |
The Graham Norton Show
2007
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No Score Yet |
CBS This Morning
2012
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No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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No Score Yet |
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
2012-2019
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No Score Yet |
Billy on the Street
2011-2017
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No Score Yet |
Sunday Morning
2011-2018
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No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
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85% |
The Last Man on Earth
2015-2018
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20% |
Bad Judge
2014-2015
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74% |
The Spoils Before Dying
2014
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81% |
The Spoils of Babylon
2014-2015
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No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
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79% |
Welcome to Sweden
2014-2015
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No Score Yet |
Inside Comedy
2012-2015
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91% |
Eastbound & Down
2009-2013
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No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
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No Score Yet |
Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
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No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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100% |
Funny Or Die Presents
2010-2011
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No Score Yet |
Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
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81% |
The Office
2005-2013
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No Score Yet |
Curious George
2006-2020
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78% |
30 Rock
2006-2020
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43% |
Big Lake
2010
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No Score Yet |
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
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No Score Yet |
SpongeBob SquarePants
1999
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33% |
The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show
2007
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No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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44% |
The Oblongs
2001-2002
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93% |
Undeclared
2001-2002
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No Score Yet |
Family Guy
1999
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No Score Yet |
Strangers with Candy
1999-2000
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No Score Yet |
King of the Hill
1997-2010
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No Score Yet |
Grace Under Fire
1993-1998
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No Score Yet |
Living Single
1993-1998
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No Score Yet |
Assistance
2014
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No Score Yet |
Mission Control
2014
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Quotes from Will Ferrell's Characters
Nancy Huff: | You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. |
Brennan Huff: | It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin' that s**t up every day. |
Brennan Huff: | It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin' that shit up every day. |
Brad: | The kids at the end of the day, the know who's been around, and... holy balls! |
Mugatu: | Todd! Where's my damn latte? |
Mugatu: | Prison changed me! I'm bad to the core now! |
Harold Crick: | This may sound like gibberish to you... but uh... but I think I'm in a tragedy. |
Brad: | Did you just gulp? |
Brad: | No, just please go and get a shirt on. |
Brad: | I hope its up to code. |
Brad: | Why is he looking at me like that? |
Brad: | I've always dreamed of being a dad. Let me tell you, I love it. |
Det. Allen Gamble: | Great guy huge bush |
Det. Allen Gamble: | Great guy huge bush. |
Robert Benson: | You know the dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis! |
Chazz Michael Michaels: | Mind-bottling, isn't it? |
Jacobim Mugatu: | Destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia! |
Brennan Huff: | I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that shit every day. |
Det. Allen Gamble: | It's 9:15, let's have a great day everybody! |
Jimmy: | Cut the shit! |
Det. Allen Gamble: | I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit! |
Phil Weston: | Quiet please! Shut up! I'm on the phone, you're not the only ones in the park! |
Brick Tamland: | Yeah.. I stabbed a man in the heart |
Ron Burgundy: | I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? |
Brick Tamland: | Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. |
Ron Burgundy: | Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. |
Ron Burgundy: | You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney. |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. |
Garth Holiday: | Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!! |
Ron Burgundy: | Garth. . . I. |
Garth Holiday: | And you come out and. . . Stink like that. . . Poop. . . your poop mouth. . . you have a poop out of your mouth!!!! |
Ron Burgundy: | Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain? |
Garth Holiday: | I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! I hate you!!!!!!!! |
Mitch: | What's it all about? |
Cam Brady: | America, Jesus, freedom. |
Ron Burgundy: | Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale, it's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want to be when you grow up? |
Walter Burgundy: | I want to be an astronaut or a cowboy! |
Ron Burgundy: | You're never gonna be any of those, okay? |
Veronica Corningstone: | Ron! |
Ron Burgundy: | You've gotta set the bar a lot lower. Service industry, fry cook, prison guard. Maybe you're a lighting guy at a porn shoot. Which basically means you hold up a flashlight while adults do things. |
Veronica Corningstone: | He is a child, Ron! |
Ron Burgundy: | Nah, nah, nah, nah! He's got hair on his nugs. He's old enough to hear this. |
Ron Burgundy: | Guess what, Trevor? Every morning I get here half an hour earlier and I sexually assault a starfish! |
Ron Burgundy: | Damn it Lupita, what have you've been doing up there? Eating nachos? |
Roxanne Ritchi: | So, that's it? You're just giving up? |
MegaMind: | I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl. |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm just a guy from Terre Haute Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet. |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm going to have sex with a black woman! |
President Business: | Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up! I'm not some special little snowflake, no! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me! |
President Business: | Sorry it's just business... lord business. |
Brick Tamland: | I love, carpet. I love, desk. |
Ron Burgundy: | Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? |
Brick Tamland: | I love, lamp. |
Ron Burgundy: | Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? |
Brick Tamland: | I love lamp, I love lamp. |
President Business: | Back from the dead, Brickowski? |
Ron Burgundy: | It's a new superhero named Lace-Man |
Ron Burgundy: | It's a new superhero named Lace-Man. |
President Business: | All I'm looking for is total perfection. |
President Business: | This rebellion is over! |
President Business: | Nobody ever said I was special! |
Bad Cop/Good Cop: | I can't do it! They're innocent! |
President Business: | I knew it! Your good cop side has made you soft! |
President Business: | That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about. |
Emmet: | That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about. |
Ron Burgundy: | No offense, but you're a stupid asshole! |
Ricky Bobby: | (realizes his wife is marrying Cal) Are you serious!? I was gone for three hours! |
Ricky Bobby: | Are you serious? I was gone for three hours! |
Brian Fantana: | Ron, how many times have you smoked crack? |
Ron Burgundy: | Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times |
Ron Burgundy: | Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times. |
Ricky Bobby: | Save me Tom Cruise! |
President Business: | Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week. |
Cubby: | I've seen people more upset about losing change in a candy machine. |
Ron Burgundy: | Son, I fought a minotaur to be here. and I'd do it again. |
Harold Crick: | You just said ten seconds ago, you wouldn't help me. |
Professor Jules Hilbert: | It's been a very revealing ten seconds. |
Ron Burgundy: | Who wants some chimichangas? |
Ron Burgundy: | By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! |
Ron Burgundy: | Who is this Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA! |
Ron Burgundy: | No, it has to be pronounced "Anus" |
Ron Burgundy: | No, it has to be pronounced "Anus". |
Ron Burgundy: | By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. |
Ron Burgundy: | Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! |
Ron Burgundy: | If your ass is the North Star, guys are gonna wanna follow it. |
Ron Burgundy: | If your ass is the North Star, wise men are gonna wanna follow it. |
Ron Burgundy: | I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch. |
Ron Burgundy: | It's known as the chicken of the cave |
Ron Burgundy: | It's known as the chicken of the cave. |
Champ Kind: | It's known as the chicken of the cave. |
Miles Finch: | Call me elf one more time. |
Buddy: | He's an angry elf. |
Ron Burgundy: | I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch. |
Ron Burgundy: | No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. |
Det. Allen Gamble: | Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you! |
Det. Terry Hoitz: | What? |
Det. Allen Gamble: | Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on." |
Det. Terry Hoitz: | No. |
Det. Allen Gamble: | Put on a little jacket, you go, you take you lunch cause you have big boy pants on? You got your big boy pants and your snack? I can say big loud things! I can be demonstrative! |
Det. Terry Hoitz: | Stop! |
Det. Allen Gamble: | We don't, we don't do this! |
Det. Terry Hoitz: | You're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it! |
Det. Allen Gamble: | Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy? |
Dale Doback: | you and your mom are hill-billy's. This is a house of learning doctors. |
Dale Doback: | You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors. |
Brennan Huff: | you're not a doctor. you're a big fat curly headed fuck. |
Brennan Huff: | You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed fuck. |
Cam Brady: | You know the difference between your Mom and washin' machine? When I dump a load in the washin' machine it doesn't follow me around for three weeks. |
Cam Brady: | Did anyone ask me how my fist felt after punchin' the iron like jaw of that baby? |
Brennan Huff: | Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!! |
Brennan Huff: | Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? |
Derek: | What? |
Brennan Huff: | If you lick my butt-hole. |
Dale Doback: | Snap!!! |
Dale Doback: | Snap! |
Armando: | Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway |
Armando: | Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway. |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm in a glass case of emotion |
Ron Burgundy: | I'm in a glass case of emotion. |
Ron Burgundy: | Go fuck yourself San Diego |
Ron Burgundy: | It's so hot (drinks milk) Milk was a bad choice. |
Ron Burgundy: | It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice. |
Ron Burgundy: | Hey aqualung! |
Cam Brady: | America! Jesus! Freedom! |
Ron Burgundy: | By the beard of Zeus! |
Ron Burgundy: | Why don't you go back to your home on whore island? |
Dr. Rick Marshall: | Sweat Gregor Mendel. |
Dr. Rick Marshall: | God I hope I get It, I hope I get It. |
Jovie: | What were you doing in the women's locker room this morning? |
Buddy: | I heard you singing. |
Jovie: | What about the fact that I was naked in the shower? |
Buddy: | I didn't know you were naked. |
Cam Brady: | Come and get me, Ranger Rick! |
Frank "The Tank": | We're going streaking! |
Frank "The Tank": | Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank |
Frank "The Tank": | Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, OK? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise. |
Frank "The Tank": | [after funnelling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! |
Peppers: | You got a fucking dart in your neck, man. |
Frank "The Tank": | [laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy. |
Beanie: | Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch." |
Frank "The Tank": | Cock. Balls. |
Beanie: | I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it. |
Frank "The Tank": | Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. |
Frank "The Tank": | You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok. |
Frank "The Tank": | You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie. |
Will: | Do you ever get tired of being wrong? |
Dr. Rick Marshall: | Yes! I really do! |
Dr. Rick Marshall: | What the h***? |
Will: | Oh my bad. I'm man enough to say I was wrong. |
Det. Allen Gamble: | I'm about to do you grandpa style. |
Will: | You're paying for that. |
Dr. Rick Marshall: | I'm most certainly am not. |
Sack: | Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! |
Chazz Reinhold: | Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here. |
Santa: | Sorry Buddy but ..... your dad is on the naughty list |
Santa: | Sorry Buddy but... your dad is on the naughty list. |
Buddy: | NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
Buddy: | NOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
Buddy: | (standing over another stall) Did u see these toilets they're ginormous!!! |
Buddy: | [standing over another stall] Did you see these toilets they're ginormous! |
Chaka: | (Singing) |
Chaka: | [singing] |
Dr. Rick Marshall: | Shutup Chaka! |
Ron Burgundy: | Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright? |
Ron Burgundy: | Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! |
Ron Burgundy: | Oh Audrey... I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! |
Dale Doback: | OK on the count of three name your favourite dinosaur, don't even think about it just do it. 1, 2, 3 |
Brennan Huff: | Philosoraptor |
Brennan Huff: | Philosoraptor. |
Dale Doback: | Philosoraptor |
Dale Doback: | Philosoraptor. |
Brennan Huff: | Favourite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to. |
Dale Doback: | Good Housekeeping |
Dale Doback: | Good Housekeeping. |
Brennan Huff: | Good Housekeeping |
Brennan Huff: | Good Housekeeping. |
Brennan Huff: | If you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep with? |
Dale Doback: | John Stamos |
Dale Doback: | John Stamos. |
Brennan Huff: | John Stamos |
Brennan Huff: | John Stamos. |
Dale Doback: | Dad please shut up |
Brennan Huff: | PLEASE SHUT UP! |
Phil Weston: | I'm not a kid from mexico! |
Phil Weston: | I'm not a kid from Mexico! |
Jackie Moon: | Everybody panic! |
Jackie Moon: | It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears! |