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Drew Dietsch

Drew Dietsch
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
2.5/5 71% LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (2020) It's certainly a more pleasant and palatable experience than the original Star Wars Holiday Special, but it's not nearly as memorable.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Nov 17, 2020
2/5 47% The Craft: Legacy (2020) [The Craft: Legacy has] a lack of effective comedy, an extremely mishandled villain, and a script that never feels as committed as the actresses that are on the screen.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Oct 28, 2020
4.5/5 86% Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm (2020) ...there is no question that Borat 2 is the funniest film of the year in a year where laughs are few and far between.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Oct 21, 2020
3/5 91% Love and Monsters (2020) If not for the legitimately delightful monster sequences, [Love and Monsters] would rate a lot lower. Instead, it just manages to get a passing grade.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2020
72% The Mist (2007) ...those who can stomach [The Mist] are likely to walk away with one of the most memorable monster movie experiences they have ever had.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Oct 7, 2020
2.5/5 51% Hubie Halloween (2020) On its own, Hubie Halloween is a mediocre but mostly harmless little comedy. When grading on the Adam Sandler curve, it passes with flying colors.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Oct 7, 2020
2/5 19% Ava (2020) By the end of the movie, Ava comes across less like a feature film and more like a weak pilot for a show that never got picked up to series.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Sep 22, 2020
3/5 87% Cuties (Mignonnes) (2020) Cuties is the kind of movie that is actually a very impressive piece of filmmaking and storytelling, but its subject matter and depictions make it impossible to recommend.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Sep 10, 2020
1/5 74% Mulan (2020) The Disney remakes have been far more miss than hit, and Mulan is one of their most massive misses.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Sep 7, 2020
2/5 71% Tenet (2020) Devoid of soul and verve, Tenet is a winning science project but a failure as a piece of art.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Sep 6, 2020
4/5 82% Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020) Face the Music isn't going to save the world, but it will remind you that the world is worth saving.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Aug 27, 2020
4.5/5 86% You Cannot Kill David Arquette (2020) Gripping, harrowing, and ultimately endearing, You Cannot Kill David Arquette is one of the brightest spots in an otherwise terribly dark year.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Aug 26, 2020
76% Dark City (1998) Dark City is unabashed in its eccentricities and relishes the hypnotic, mystifying world it creates.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2020
3/5 53% Waiting for the Barbarians (2020) If the script and filmmaking [were] as riveting as the story's thematic weight, Waiting for the Barbarians could have been a real winner.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Aug 7, 2020
84% Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Star Trek Into Darkness is a hopeless, vindictive, immoral blight on the name Star Trek. If that doesn't make it the worst Star Trek movie, I don't know what does.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jul 18, 2020
79% Star Trek III - The Search for Spock (1984) Star Trek III: The Search for Spock is much better than its reputation would lead you to believe.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2020
3/5 81% The Old Guard (2020) It's a bummer that The Old Guard isn't more than the sum of its parts, but the parts are well-crafted and enjoyable.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2020
76% The Prestige (2006) The Prestige's magic is real. You just have to be looking for it.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2020
27% Suicide Squad (2016) Suicide Squad [has] a lot more bright spots than its reputation leads you to believe.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2020
80% Batman Returns (1992) [Batman Returns] is a blood-red wine that has only gotten better with age.‐ FANDOM
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2020
2.5/5 63% Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020) If the movie didn't have Ferrell at the forefront, there's a chance it could be significantly better.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2020
71% True Lies (1994) True Lies is a good but not great movie. It has phenomenal set pieces and a good cast, but it's tough to totally argue for a movie with such bad things attached to it‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 25, 2020
87% Inception (2010) Ten years later, Inception continues to function as a thrilling sci-fi heist film, but its deeper secrets are what has cemented it as Christopher Nolan's masterpiece.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2020
20% Judge Dredd (1995) As a piece of pure production, [Judge Dredd] needs to be heralded as one of the best achievements of the '90s. Everything about the film's texture is a resounding success.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2020
96% The Iron Giant (1999) ...an incredible achievement in both narrative and animation.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 3, 2020
82% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) So many movies feel derivative or fall into easily recognizable categories. [Scott Pilgrim] is a movie that stands out from the crowd and continues to do so ten years later.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Jun 1, 2020
43% Alien3 (1992) [Alien 3] is a vastly different experience than any other movie in the series, and that alone makes it a unique project worth celebrating.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted May 26, 2020
51% Casper (1995) All these years later, Casper has managed to stick around thanks to it offering a pleasant blend of what audiences expect from a kids movie and some weightier thematic fare.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted May 24, 2020
65% Starship Troopers (1997) Time is the only real judge of art, and time has been more than kind to Starship Troopers.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted May 20, 2020
3/5 48% Scoob! (2020) Scoob! is good as a kids flick and not bad as a Scooby-Doo vehicle.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted May 15, 2020
3/5 41% Capone (2020) Thanks to a confident take and assured execution from Josh Trank, this is a movie that will likely be remembered as one of the more unique entries in the gangster sub-genre.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted May 12, 2020
43% The Phantom (1996) If you're looking for a movie that captures the foundational spirit of comic book adventure, The Phantom is for you.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted May 8, 2020
76% Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) Zathura is a kids movie that doesn't demean its target audience... This is a solid A-grade experience for young viewers and kids at heart.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2020
2/5 65% Planet of the Humans (2020) [Planet of the Humans] plays like a documentary your science teacher would've put on in high school so that they could catch up on grading some papers.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2020
46% Constantine (2005) Constantine deserves a cult following and should be remembered for all the things it did right instead of its perceived wrongs.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Apr 22, 2020
97% Why Don't You Just Die! (Papa, sdokhni) (2020) ...a propulsive, psychotic, and gleefully good time.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Apr 16, 2020
66% Thor: The Dark World (2013) ...when it's all said and done, Thor: The Dark World deserves its reputation as the worst MCU movie.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Apr 16, 2020
29% Punisher: War Zone (2008) Punisher: War Zone delivers a comic book movie with an emphasis on "comic." A hard-R celebration of overblown movie violence. A bold, brash, and bonkers splatterfest.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Mar 31, 2020
1.5/5 30% Bloodshot (2020) Full of tired clichés, cardboard characters, and a lack of filmmaking panache, Bloodshot never delivers anything that makes it stand out from the crowd.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Mar 25, 2020
2/5 57% The Hunt (2020) The Hunt has very little to recommend outside of a few good gore gags and Betty Gilpin delivering the goods.‐ Giant Freakin Robot
Read More | Posted Mar 20, 2020
91% The Invisible Man (2020) Leigh Whannell's expert direction and clever script make 'The Invisible Man' a remake in the same caliber as Carpenter's 'The Thing' or Cronenberg's 'The Fly.' It's THAT good.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Mar 2, 2020
78% Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) Full of style, personality, humor, and a killer ensemble cast, Birds of Prey is one of the most enjoyable DC films ever made.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Feb 14, 2020
90% The Lighthouse (2019) One of the year's best films. Surreal, powerfully acted, and proves that Robert Eggers is one of the premiere arthouse horror directors working today.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Nov 12, 2019
77% Doctor Sleep (2019) Mike Flanagan once again proves he's incredibly adept at adapting seemingly unadaptable Stephen King works. A fantastic, epic horror/fantasy.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Nov 12, 2019
78% Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) Great gateway horror that treats kids with a lot more smarts than the majority of fare that's made for them. A complicated and slickly produced piece of scary fun.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Aug 11, 2019
83% Crawl (2019) The best photo-realistic animal movie of the summer. A creature feature that delivers exactly what you want from a flick like this.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2019
85% Once Upon a Time In Hollywood (2019) Tarantino's most heartfelt and sweetest movie by a country mile.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2019
83% Midsommar (2019) One of 2019's essential films.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Jul 11, 2019
93% Us (2019) Jordan Peele has made something that is going to be a defining piece of a certain generation's horror canon.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Mar 25, 2019
82% Dragon Ball Super: Broly (2019) This is the best Dragon Ball Super has ever been. If you love this series, this is not only a must-see but is destined to go down as one of the high points of the franchise.‐ GenreVision
Read More | Posted Jan 24, 2019