Miss March2009
Miss March (2009)
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Cast
as Eugene Bell
as Tucker Cleigh
as Cindi Whitehall
as Candace
as Playboy Bunny
as Horsedick.MPEG
as Doctor
as Katja
as Rick
as Nurse Juanita
as Firefighter Adam
as Crystal
as Vonka
as Young Eugene
as Young Tucker
as Sara Jean Underwood
as Hugh Hefner
as Sheila
as Principal
as Chevonne
as Mr. Whitehall
as Mrs. Whitehall
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Critic Reviews for Miss March
All Critics (81) | Top Critics (28) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (77) | DVD (4)
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.
A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.
An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.
A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.
This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.
Audience Reviews for Miss March
This is up there with Harold and Kumar,dumb and dumber and dude weres my car,so its swich off your brain and go into natural.The film as many funny and gross out moments but is let down by a unknown double act which are so so on the acting.But with the movie moving like a feight train you let that go and enjoy there slap stick hurmour.Its one of those movies that will enjoy repeat viewing....
Super Reviewer
This reminds me a lot of a comedy that come out a while back called "Eurotrip." It's a perverted road trip movie that isn't nearly as funny as it should/could have been. The funniest character in the movie is Craig Robinson who plays a rapped called "Horse Dick.mpeg" He is also the only other actor in the movie that I have seen in anything else, if that tells you anything. There are a couple funny parts, but they are few and far between. Most the time the movie tries too hard to be something that it isn't. I've seen worse, but I've also seen a lot better.
Super Reviewer
Unless your a horny freak, there is no way to like this movie.
Super Reviewer
Miss March Quotes
| Dot MPEG: | You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! |
| Dot MPEG: | Suck my dick, while I fuck your ass. |