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as Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
as Sofia Provolone
as Father Clemente
as Dr. Poole
as Lisa Provolone
as Snaps's Father
as Officer Quinn
as Van Leland
as Officer Keough
as Aunt Rosa
as Five Spot Charlie
as Lieutenant Toomey
as Vendetti Hood
as Cab Driver
as Underwood Chauffeur
as 1st Reporter
as Cab Driver
as 2nd Reporter
as Frankie the Roach
as 3rd Reporter
as Vendetti's Driver
as Face on the Cutting Room Floor
Critic Reviews for Oscar
Despite all the running around, the movie still feels slow, dragging sluggishly toward the end of its long 109 minutes.
When you're looking to remake French cinema, the name 'Stallone' leaps immediately to mind. As in, 'for God's sake, don't cast Sylvester Stallone!'
This is why Stallone gave up on comedy.
Only occasionally flirts with the breathless lunacy of well-conceived farce - and there are huge, painful gaps in between the few worthwhile gags.
Audience Reviews for Oscar
At least is better that Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.......
pretty entertaining actually
People tend to run this down, for good reason, but I always found it kind of charming - even if it isn't perfect.
|Connie:||Maybe it was a miracle. You know, like the loafs and the fishes.|
|Father Clemente:||By the way, congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood!|
|Sofia Provolone:||Umm I'm afraid there's been a change father she's now marrying a nice Italian boy, Anthony Rossano|
|Father Clemente:||that's all for the better! nothing but a BIG Italian wedding Anthony Rossano|
|Angelo "Snaps" Provolone:||Naw forget Anthony, she's not marrying him anymore|
|Father Clemente:||Well that's a shame, but she's young, someday she'll find the right one|
|Angelo "Snaps" Provolone:||She's found the right one|
|Angelo "Snaps" Provolone:||DR. Poole|