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Screwed (2000)



Critic Consensus: Despite having real comics in the cast, this tedious and painfully unfunny movie desperately needs a screenplay.

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Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski, the screenwriting team who penned Ed Wood, The People vs. Larry Flynt, and Man on the Moon, made their debut as directors with this broad comedy. Norm MacDonald stars as a chauffeur who decides to get revenge on his wealthy boss by kidnapping her dog. Produced under the titles Pittsburgh, Ballbusted, and Foolproof, Screwed also stars Danny De Vito, Dave Chappelle, Sherman Helmsley, Elaine Stritch, and Sarah Silverman.

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Norm Macdonald
as Willard Fillmore
Dave Chappelle
as Rusty P. Hayes
Elaine Stritch
as Miss Crock
Danny DeVito
as Grover Cleaver
Daniel Benzali
as Det. Tom Dewey
Sherman Hemsley
as Chip Oswald
Lochlyn Munro
as Off. Richardsen
Helena Yea
as Aunt Mabel
Damon Thornton
as Tito's Henchman
Lorena Gale
as Angry Momma
Sue Astley
as Morgue Operator
Mark Acheson
as Mr. Kettle
Joanna Piros
as National Anchorwoman
Samantha Ferris
as Local Anchorwoman
Brian Arnold
as News Anchorman
Ted Friend
as News Reporter
Claire Riley
as News Reporter
April Telek
as News Reporter
Lois Dellar
as Policewoman
Camille Sullivan
as Flower Shop Clerk
D. Harlan Cutshall
as Sharp Shooter
Ben Derrick
as Cop at Pile Up
Ann Warn Pegg
as Meter Maid
Robert Moloney
as Vice President
Lloyd Berry
as Willard's Uncle
Deejay Jackson
as Garbage Man
Tygh Runyan
as Cussing Guy
Georgina Hegedos
as Russian Lady
Khaira Le
as Ticket Agent
Laurie Bekker
as Chicken Girl
Martin Amado
as Chicken Shack Worker
Irene Miscisco
as Lady in Beauty Shop
Tom Heaton
as Morgue Janitor
Bam Bam
as Muffin
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Critic Reviews for Screwed

All Critics (29) | Top Critics (5)

Screwed is latenight cable TV filler disguised as a feature film.

February 14, 2001
Top Critic

The film's comedy falls like a thud in the path of forward progression, impeding laughter, believability, and sustained interest.

January 1, 2000 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…

A shrill, stupid, brickbat-blatant piece of hackwork that practically sweats to be 'commercial.'

January 1, 2000 | Rating: F

Danny DeVito is the only cast member who succeeds in making something out of the movie's nothing of a screenplay.

January 1, 2000 | Rating: 0.5/5

If this is how they want to squander a hard-earned opportunity, they should keep their day jobs.

January 1, 2000
Top Critic

Pitiful excuse for a film.

January 1, 2000 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Screwed

Nothing great, but works because of clever casting and funny material.

John Me
John Me

Super Reviewer

No one would survive a lava lamp to the face.

Curtis Lilly
Curtis Lilly

Super Reviewer

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