Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) - Rotten Tomatoes

Car 54, Where Are You?1994

Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)



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In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord.


David Johansen
as Officer Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
as Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
as Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
as Police Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
as Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
as Don Motti
Al Lewis
as Leo Schnauzer
Jeremy Piven
as Herbert Hortz
Barbara Hamilton
as Mrs. Muldoon
Eliza Roberts
as Boys in Blue Director
Rik Colitti
as Sergeant Abrams
as Luthers
Tone Loc
as Hackman
Coati Mundi
as Mambo Singer
Daniel Dion
as Officer Brown
Michael Ricupero
as Officer Nicholson
Arlene Duncan
as Officer Kagan
Jason Scott
as Officer Simons
Santino Buda
as Officer Rodriguez
Peter Keleghan
as 1st District Attorney
Conrad Coates
as 2nd District Attorney
Terry Howson
as 1st Henchman
Eli Gabay
as 2nd Henchman
Joanna Bacalso
as Beautiful Young Woman
Claude Salvas
as Animal Rights Activist
Maria Diaz
as E.D.N.A.
Brian Chambers
as Delivery Boy
Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Pirogi
Rummy Bishop
as Hotel Clerk
Von Flores
as Mr. Kim
Michelyn Emelle
as Mrs. Robb
Gina Vasic
as Mrs. Manicotti
Benjamin Barrett
as Kid with Beanie
Lee Arenberg
as Ivan the Architect
Faye Wayne
as Spitting Lady
Dan Gallagher
as EDNA Technician
Diane Fabian
as Pie Lady
Phil Jarrett
as FBI Plain Clothesman
Floyd Flex
as Rap Fellow
Devon Martin
as Rap Fellow
Tex Konig
as Construction Worker
Mojo Nixon
as Sidewalk Preacher
Sandi Stahlbrand
as Officer Executive
Peter Silverman
as Newscaster
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Critic Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?

All Critics (17) | Top Critics (8)

If you have any inexplicable desire to see Car 54, take this advice: wait for its imminent release on video, and then consider renting something else instead.

March 21, 2017 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.

October 13, 2015 | Rating: 0/4

Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.

October 13, 2015 | Full Review…

This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.

September 7, 2011 | Rating: D-

At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.

May 13, 2008
Top Critic

Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.

May 20, 2003 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?

I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...

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