Cremains (2001)

This straight-to-video, no-budget movie comes from E.I. Entertainment and stars Lilith Stabs with scream queen Debbie Rochon in a collection of T & A-riddled horror vignettes all told by a creepy funeral director. The segments are titled "The S&M Killer," "Confessions," "The Town," "Vampires," and "The Cremainder," featuring everything from human sacrifice and lesbianism to vampires and sado-masochism.