Epic Movie2007
Epic Movie (2007)
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Cast
as Edward
as Peter
as Lucy
as Susan
as Willy
as Aslo
as Mr. Tunmus
as Capt. Jack Swallows
as Mystique
as White Bitch
as Museum Curator
as Bink
as Dumbledore
as Magneto
as Wolverine
as Storm
as Rogue
as Nacho Libre
as Chanchito
as Magneto
as Borat/Pirate with Eye Patch
as Harry Potter
as Ron
as Hermoine
as Flight Attendant
as Chanchito
as Cyclops
as Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike
as Samuel Jackson Look-Alike
as Kanye West Look-Alike
as Samuel Jackson Look-Alike
as Paris Hilton Look-Alike
as Mel Gibson Look-Alike
as Michael Jackson Look-Alike
as Flovor Flav Look-Alike
as P. Diddy Faun
as Harry Beaver
as Lead Archer
as Lauren Conrad
as Woodsman
as Silas
as Aslo's Camp Band
as Band Member
as Band Member
as Band Member
as Band Member
as Pirate With Heart
as Pirate
as Pirate
as Pirate
as Pirate Wench
as Pirate Wench
as Pirate Wench
as Pirate Wench
as Pirate Wench
as Cribs Faun
as Cribs Faun
as Cribs Faun
as Cribs Faun
as Cribs Faun
as Aslo's Girl
as Jogging Girl
as Wardrobe Girl
as James Bond
as Bond Girl
as Bond Girl
as Blacksmith
as Prison Guard
as Breast Bite Woman
as Nose Bite Guy
as Crotch Bite Guy
as Morphed Mystique
as Thug
as Narrator
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Oompa Loompa
as Willy Dance Double
as Curator Dance Double
as Dancing Pirate Girl
as Dancing Pirate Girl
as Breakdancing Pirate
as Breakdancing Pirate
as Breakdancing Pirate
as Dancing Soldiers
as Dancing Soldiers
as Michael Jackson Look-Alike
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Critic Reviews for Epic Movie
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A painful regurgitation of memorable moments from recent Hollywood blockbusters, the spoof film Epic Movie is almost entirely devoid of laughs.
The most excruciating, unfunny film you'll see this year... if not your entire lifetime.
Epic in its crapness.
The gutter-brow auteurs who helped write the first Scary Movie and created Date Movie milk their lame sketch-comedy minds for yet another punishingly uninspired skewering of Hollywood hits.
Friedberg and Seltzer are completely tone-deaf when it comes to the art of film parody, conjuring none of the adolescent brilliance of Airplane! or even the good-natured irony of 2001's Not Another Teen Movie.
When you start thinking that the Taco Bell pitchwoman is perhaps too good for the material, you know the script has some serious problems.
Audience Reviews for Epic Movie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are the worst "directors" to ever tackle the parody genre. Epic Movie is a dreadful mess that is a pure waste of celluloid, and is not worth seeing. The comedy is non-existent, childish, and fails miserably due to a poor script that is so lazily written. Epic Movie is an epic failure. I'm surprised that someone even dared to green lit this trash. This is scrapping the bottom of the barrel and it isn't worth checking out. Every gag fails miserably, as Friedberg and Seltzer try to put as many popular culture references in their films as possible. They seem to think that overdoing that formula is funny, well, it's not. This movie is painful to sit through, and it can be summarized as a pure waste of film, one that is garbage because, the so called attempt at comedy presented here just fails in terms of punch line, and the jokes are immature, stupid and pointless. The film is bland, unfunny and is so poorly acted, that you wonder how this crap finds an audience. I hated this film, and I think it's one of the worst comedies ever put on film. If studios are smart, they'll never let these directors near a camera again because; they're horrible and making films. Who ever gave the go ahead to make this garbage should be ashamed. Epic Movie is horrible filmmaking, and if you want a movie that is pure trash, and definitely not worth your time, this is that film. Epic Movie is not worth seeing. If you want great parody films, check out Airplane! Spaceballs, and Top Secret. However, avoid this one at all costs; you'll be glad you did.
Super Reviewer
Peter: Tomorrow we fight. So tonight... we party! "We Know It's Big. We Measured." Words can't describe the painful experience of trying to watch Epic Movie. This movie may have single handedly destroyed the spoof genre. Sure there's been other really bad ones over recent years, but this is easily the worst one I have had the displeasure of watching. There's nothing clever going on here. Just obvious, lowbrow, and immature humor at its worst. The scariest thing about Epic Movie is that the people making it may have actually thought what they were doing was funny. This is no Blazing Saddles. Hell it's not even up to par with Not Another Teen Movie, and I hated that one too. There's no reason for this movie to exist. It's a failure. The movie is so bad, it almost makes me want to give up on living. Maybe that's slightly extreme, but try to watch this movie and you'll see what I mean. If there's a knife close to you, you'll probably slit your throat. If there's a gun, you'll probably blow your brains out. One of the worst movies ever made, period.
Super Reviewer
A comedy is supposed to make you laugh right? I mean, isn't that the basic criteria? Well, this tragic piece of garbage failed to even present a single good joke. It's so lame, stupid and badly timed that it almost put my little brother to tears. The only thing that made it slightly watchable was the wide range of movie references, which a major movie-buff like me could appreciate on some level (although only due to the minor amusement found in the recognition factors, as opposed to any real comical value). Sadly, however, it's still one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I'm just glad I didn't pay to see it, and I feel truly sorry for those who did. Because when all is said and done, Epic Movie is nothing but an Epic Fail.
Super Reviewer
Epic Movie Quotes
| Narrator: | This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet. But there was something really greater in store for them .... something epic. |
| Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: | I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! |
| Susan: | Oh, I Know, please help! |
| Susan: | I know... |
| Susan: | Why do you keep saying that |
| Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: | Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!" |
| Susan: | Why are you yelling? |
| Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: | Hey, i'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson! |