Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2007) - Rotten Tomatoes

Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2007)



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A lovelorn urbanite who has spent nearly a decade trying to win back his ex-girlfriend gets involved in a romantic case of mistaken ethnicity in director Jason Todd Ipson's warmhearted relationship comedy. It's been eight years since Jake's girlfriend left him, and despite the fact that she's now married with three children, he refuses to move on. Fed up with their depressive pal's unwillingness to let go of the past, Jake's friends set him up on a blind date with a beautiful Italian woman from Boston's North End. Though Jake is convinced that such a woman would never even consider dating a non-Italian, a quick crash course in how to fake it may prove just the trick to helping him learn to love once again.

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Jay Jablonski
as Jake Bianski
Cerina Vincent
as Marisa Costa
John Enos III
as Gianluca Tempesti
John Kapelos
as Steve Bottino
Richard Libertini
as Papa Aldo Tempesti
Judith Scarpone
as Mrs. Abignali
Dan Cortese
as Michael
Anthony Russell
as Nick the Jeweler
Ben Livingston
as Veterinarian
Gabrielle Sanalitro
as Receptionist
Alberto Brosio
as Hotel Clerk
Kevin Cirone
as Neighbor
Elisa Dyann
as Mom in Vet's Office
Carisa Engle
as Bartender
Abner Genece
as Professor Genece
Grady Justice
as Park Walker
Zak Lee
as The Waiter
John Leo
as Fish Pier Boat Owner
Kelli McNeil
as Additional Voices
Martin Moakler
as Paul Baba
Shelby O'Connell
as Little Girl in Vet's Office
Roberta Orlandi
as Francesca
Rod Webber
as Pedestrian
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All Critics (23) | Top Critics (12)

A clarification is in order. Nobody wants to be these Italians.

September 7, 2011 | Rating: D

This particular film surely straddles the line between 'romp' and 'zany,' and maybe even deserves that most hallowed of accolades: 'zany romp.'

September 8, 2008 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…

This lame-brain romantic comedy strives hard for a shambling charm, but is unlikely to prove appealing to even the most undemanding of audiences.

September 8, 2008

[Sets] up hackneyed relationships, conflicts and resolutions with such a lack of imagination and subtlety that paying attention to narrative particulars quickly becomes a waste of time.

September 5, 2008

A box of cannoli long past its sell-by date.

September 5, 2008
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Full of clunky humor, battle-of-the-sexes musings and spicy accordion music, Everybody Wants to Be Italian is relentless -- but not necessarily relentless fun.

September 5, 2008 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…

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