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Hard Breakers (2011)




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Driven by a history of dating pitfalls and frustration with men, Alexis and her best friend Lindsay decide to turn the tables and devise a plan to lure unsuspecting men close enough to knock them out and drag them back to their lair for their own satisfaction. When an absent father and an obsessive ex-boyfriend force Alexis to confront her issues with men, the girls' plan goes awry and Alexis falls head over heels in love with one of her male conquests. Lindsay, consumed by her darker nature, decides to go out on the hunt alone, leading to her arrest. In the end, the girls reunite and recognize the strength of their friendship and that ultimately; their own self worth determines how men will treat them. -- (C) Official Site

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Cameron Richardson
as Alexis Bell
Sophie Monk
as Lindsay Greene
Chris Kattan
as Hertz Waters
Tom Arnold
as Harold Bell
Mircea Monroe
as Shari Sutter
Bobby Lee
as Travis
Alexis Arquette
as Ms. Independence
Artie Baxter
as Surfer Babe
Clay Waghorne
as Bartender
Salvator Xuereb
as Casting Director
Mark Riccardi
as Bouncer 2
Joanie Avery
as Soccer Mom
Maysen Michaels
as Party Girl 2
Jennifer Perry
as Stripper Susie
Chris Gilbertson
as Average Joe 1
Peter Baldo
as Average Joe 2
Donnell Keith Palma
as Jello Enthusiast
Wayne King
as Bouncer One
Joe Hursley
as The Ringers Vocalist
Joe Stiteler
as The Ringers Bassist
Patrick Hursley
as The Ringers Drummer
J.T. Holt
as Neanderthal
Horace Knight
as Police Officer
Brett Novek
as Skaterboy One
Gregor Manns
as Tough Guy
Angie Rachelle-Hauk
as Party Girl 1
Joseph Stiteler
as The Ringers - Bassist
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Critic Reviews for Hard Breakers

All Critics (7) | Top Critics (1)

The film might be the closest approximation to the gender inverse of an Apatow flick.

May 19, 2011 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…

Woefully inept and stupendously unfunny -- a movie that slots into that special sub-category of terrible, the one that calls out for alcohol and friends with an appreciation for barbed derision.

May 22, 2011 | Rating: F | Full Review…

A battle-of-the-sexes farce where vindictive females force their unsuspecting prey to be friends with benefits, whether they want some or not!

May 20, 2011 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…

Remember those teen sex comedies like Losin' It that started the careers of people like Tom Cruise? This isn't one of them.

May 19, 2011 | Rating: 0.5/4.0 | Full Review…

Giving the genre a refreshing gender curl, the picture still falls short in the laugh department, with a distinctly stale sitcom air penetrating the relatively vulgar mood.

May 19, 2011 | Rating: C- | Full Review…

This surfing sex comedy does no favors to any of those words, and words don't really seem to be familiar territory to most of these characters in the first place.

May 19, 2011 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

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