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I Hate Kids (2019)




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A man who has everything finds out he has the one thing he never wanted. Nick Pearson, a former lothario and author of a best-selling memoir titled "I Hate Kids," is about to marry the woman of his dreams (Rachel Boston) who shares his disinterest in becoming a parent. Everything changes when awkward 13-year-old Mason (Julian Feder) interrupts their rehearsal dinner claiming to be Nick's son. With the aid of flamboyant radio show psychic The Amazing Fabular (Tituss Burgess) and with just days until the wedding, the three strangers embark on a wild road trip to find out which of a dozen eccentric women from Nick's past could possibly be Mason's mother.

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Tom Everett Scott
as Nick Pearson
Tituss Burgess
as The Amazing Fabular
Rachel Boston
as Sydney Bartlett
Arden Myrin
as Janice Bodicker
Bryan Batt
as Reverend McGooley
Joyce Bulifant
as Betty Bartlett
Andrew Bowen
as Richard
Marisa Tomei
as Christine Hurley
John Landis
as Psychic #4
Mary Hollis Inboden
as Delivery Room Nurse
Stephane Nicoli
as Bridal shop employee
Rico E. Anderson
as CHP Officer Evans
Tiffany Yvonne Cox
as Delivery Nurse #2
Kimberly Blair
as Psychic 2
Chris Levine
as Winny / Freddy
Kevyn Bashore
as Wedding Guest
Dita McCool
as Ex Girlfriend
Jeremy Russell
as Groomsman
Todd Traina
as Psychic #1
Rachel McHale
as Psychic #2
Daisy Traina
as Tae Kwan Do Girl
Patrice Barrie
as Old Annie
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All Critics (9) | Top Critics (4)

I endured this modest, sometimes vulgar and often insulting family flick for one reason only: an unusual chance to watch the charming, likable and woefully underrated Tom Hanks clone, Tom Everett Scott, in a rare leading role. Big mistake.

January 18, 2019 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
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Actions and emotions turn on a dime, chuckles are few and it's clear this predictable film, directed by John Asher, doesn't quite realize how retrograde and often offensive it is - which makes it all even worse.

January 17, 2019 | Full Review…

The single achievement of "I Hate Kids," a new comedy directed by John Asher, is that it is simultaneously tepid and offensive.

January 17, 2019 | Full Review…


January 16, 2019 | Full Review…

It's an uneven film, but there are some funny turns.

September 13, 2019 | Full Review…

"I Hate Kids" is lazy and unfunny, but never surprisingly so, which makes the viewing experience something to dread instead of simply endure.

January 24, 2019 | Rating: D- | Full Review…

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