Kidnapping Mr. Heineken2015
Kidnapping Mr. Heineken (2015)
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Cast
as Freddy Heineken
as Cor Van Hout
as Jan "Cat" Boellard
as Willem Holleeder
as Martin "Brakes" Erkamps
as Isabelle Lightwood

as Mean Looking Prisoner
as Ab Doderer
as Junior Officer

as Bank Customer
as Police Drop Off Driver

as Bookkeeper

as Marjan

as Police Officer

as Police

as Waiter
as Taxi Driver

as Day Drinker

as Armed Police Officer
as Iverson
as Pretty French Woman
as Frans 'Spikes' Meijer
as Ma Holleeder
as Pa Holleeder

as Chinese Restaurant Owner

as Bookkeeper

as Wig Seller
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Critic Reviews for Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
All Critics (64) | Top Critics (27) | Fresh (12) | Rotten (52)
It's a half-hearted crime picture which is ultimately about as successful as the clueless criminals that inspired it.

A remake of a Dutch movie that itself wasn't much of a success.

Kidnapping Freddy Heineken is notable only for an appearance by Sir Anthony Hopkins as the titular brewer-turned-prisoner.
Take beer goggles.

Dishwater.

How could such a gripping true story make such a dull film? And what was Anthony Hopkins thinking when he agreed to star?

Audience Reviews for Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
"Kidnapping Mr. Heineken" is better than the critics' score suggests. The critics are right -- this film has a few issues. Kwanten's "English accent" sounds like Eliza Doolittle's closing night performance from the Rappahannock Community Theater troupe, but then again, how appropriate is an English accent on a blue collar Dutch criminal character in the first place? There's not enough action for a heist picture, but then again, this is a kidnapping picture -- not a heist picture, and by nature a hunker-down-and-hide kidnapping story will always be more static. Hopkins is a bit lackluster in his role, but as ceaselessly fascinating as it would have been to have him reprise his role as the imprisoned Hannibal Lector, it would have been inappropriate for the role of an aging, kidnapped Dutch beer mogul. All in all, "Kidnapping Mr. Heineken" is a perfectly good kidnapping tale with thoughtful costumes, good sets and locations, and decent writing.
Super Reviewer
Not the movie the trailer had me believe it would be at all. A film that you think is "just okay" and get steadily worse and worse if you ever put any actual thought into it. Completely unsatisfying, and very very stupid. How they managed to get Sam Worthington, Ryan Kwanten, Mark VanEeuwen AND Sir Anthony Hopkins on board I will never understand.
Super Reviewer
I never even knew that this took place. I found the story to be interesting more than the film itself. Whilst the acting was solid the ending was predictable, even when true.
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