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Super Reviewer
May 7, 2012
How in the world did this movie end up getting reviewed by me, i've never heard of this movie, but yet I found it a garage sale for you know, free. Yeah that's right, I got this awful movie for free and I still feel like I got ripped off.

It's about Billy the Ninja wanting revenge on a gang for killing family and stealing his girlfriend. Like I said in my Ninja Assassins review, anything with the title Ninja in it is bad. First, the Ninja costumes are terrible. As you expected them to look better than on the DVD cover. The director wanted to make sure the audience knew who the Ninja were by writing Ninja on there headbands. Really, for once I wish it wasn't true, but it gets worse. Second, the dubbing is horrible. I know people usually complain dubbing for various reasons, but here it's pretty obvious why people hate dubbing, is just annoying to hear in this movie. Third, the sound affects are as generic as possible and are often poorly timed.

Now back to the Ninja costume, you would think the costumes would improve along the production, but no, they get they worse. I mean there's a pink Ninja, and it's a guy. A guy in a pink Ninja suit who for some reason, has like his own movie in this movie. It's just as bad as Billy version, I mean the evil Red Ninja kills another poorly dressed Ninja by cutting him, yet no blood comes out and it doesn't even rip the costume a little.

So I think you get the point the Ninja suits are terrible, so i'll move back to the story. As the for the evil red ninja I mention before, he challenges our pink ninja to duel and threaten to kill another ninja every month. He kills four ninja and at the same time Billy is saving his girlfriend which I doubt takes four month to take. I also like how in a scene we see a car that could fit six people at best and yet like sixteen guys come out. So after Billy dies, what you got left is the last battle, that also sucks. So after the battle is over. The pink Ninja does a flip in vanishes into thin air and you get an end screen, with no credits. Wow, the director, Godfrey Ho, even mange to screw up as something as simple as the credits.

Ninja Squad is a terrible movie with no redeeming values and it sucks to think. Heck it was free and I still feel I got ripped off. Godfrey Ho is to Ninja movies as Uwe Boll is to video-games movies, and just by watching this one movie is enough for me to stand by that statement.
January 24, 2011
First Film In A Series Of 11 Which Stars Richard Harrison As Ninja Master Gordon. All The Ninja's In This Seem To Wear Headbands Which Sat Ninja On Them To Remind Them Of What They Are. Bad Voice-Overs, Some Really Cheesey Action Scenes, This Is So Bad It's Good.
October 4, 2010
Richard Harrison wears the headband reminding him that he is ninja, fighting a rival ninja named Ivan the Red - probably doubled by Kuo Chui. This is edited into a Filipino revenger with a nod to bridging made by having the hero's mom refer to how hard it is for him to get a job with all that ninja training. Stay for the prog-rock and psych score.
February 20, 2008
In heaven, they watch Ninja Squad all day, every day.
½ October 4, 2007
I don't know if I should give it zero or 5 stars. Being intoxicated when viewing Ninja Squad helps. Or watching in mute with random music playing instead (think Orbital worked ok).
½ August 30, 2007
the worst film ever made
August 24, 2007
A work of pure genius, and worth watching just for the acting of Dave Wheeler
July 10, 2007
THis is the best worst film ever created SOO FUCKING Good that it has no credits. It just ends. Who ever made this genius work of art was a true artist.
July 6, 2007
Richard Harrison = no less than 3 stars
½ June 19, 2007
it's amazing (ly bad...)
½ June 18, 2007
This movie is beyond a star rating really... Ninja's in brightly coloured costumes fighting in fields interspersed with some ridiculous story about a guy named Billy who is meant to be a ninja but actually spends the majority of his time shooting people in derelict buildings. AMAZING! And if that wasn't enough the evil ninja is named Ivan the Red and the grandmaster good guy ninja... Gordon.
½ June 15, 2007
The End is the best part.
June 7, 2007
Like ninjas? Like guys named billy who don't do anything ninjaesque? Like terrible voiceovers? Then this movie is for you! It also has the best ending ever which gives it two stars...
May 10, 2007
it doesn't come better than this for bad cinema. This steals any kudos others might want or have. Anyone who knows Kung Fu films will revere the legend that is Godfrey Ho. He manages nothing short of amazing comedy with everything he does. One of my favourite bits in this movie is a face off between the random main character and an army of bad gangsters led by a suspicious looking fellow who'd been taking style tips off Del boy Trotter. The scene was nothing short of pure comedy gold. Throw into the mix a sub plot about a bad ninja killing other ninjas (all the ninja have 'nin-ja on their headbands) and you've got a film which i'm amazed even got any financial backing.
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