No Small Affair (1984) - Rotten Tomatoes

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No Small Affair (1984)




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In this teen-oriented romantic comedy, a wise-acre teenage virgin falls head-over heels in love with a beautiful rock star and decides that he is going to single-handedly revive her flagging career.

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Jon Cryer
as Charles Cummings
Demi Moore
as Laura Victor
Ann Wedgeworth
as Joan Cummings
Judy Baldwin
as Stephanie
Judith Baldwin
as Stephanie
Hamilton Camp
as Gus Sosnowski
Kene Holliday
as Walt Cronin
Joe Cappatta
as Cafe Patron
James Guidera
as Cafe Patron
Jack R. Clinton
as Bartender
Joseph Darling
as Elderly Man
Jan Dunn
as Lady with Dog
Ashley Woodman Hall
as Band Leader at Jake's
Rupert Holmes
as Band Leader at Wedding
Mia Kelly
as Waitress at Jake's
Lori Kruger
as Woman in Crowd
Joe Lerer
as French Teacher
Katherine Lyons
as Wedding Cocktail Waitress
Sally Schaub
as Museum Employee
Helen Swee
as Elderly Woman
Morgan Upton
as News Vendor
Michael Vaughn
as Nelson's Friend
Joan Valderrama
as Biker's Girl
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Critic Reviews for No Small Affair

All Critics (7) | Top Critics (1)

... even the facile crudeness of a movie like "Porky's" seems to have demanded too much of screenwriters Charles Bolt and Terence Mulcahy...

January 2, 2018 | Full Review…

Reveals a few new twists in the old lost art of initiation.

August 19, 2004 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

Utterly inconsequential, but it at least provides a nostalgic look at its stars circa 1984.

June 24, 2004 | Rating: 65/100

...often feels like a series of escapades loosely strung together by the two central characters.

June 12, 2004 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for No Small Affair


Actually quite like this sweet little movie. Jon Cryer was so likeable as a teen actor and it is just 80's overload with bad music and big hair on Demi. Actually, the 80's ruined my life. Lol. Watching this sort of thing growing up, I thought I would hit a certain age and magically be this glamorous and live in one of these quirky, run down, but cool units 80's heroines always seemed to live in. I am not a fan of Demi generally, but she does play this part well. I also didn't realise a very young Jennifer Tilly is also in this one (bonus).

Nicki Marie
Nicki Marie

Super Reviewer

An okay romance movie, I want to see it again though, I saw it on TV a long time ago.

Aj V
Aj V

Super Reviewer

Possibly one of the cutest romantic comedies of the 80s. Jon Cryer is adorable as the 16 year old photographer trying to win over the heart of a 22 year old Demi Moore. If your looking for a good movie you should watch this!

Cassie Hill
Cassie Hill

Super Reviewer

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