Dodger: [playing it cool] Roscoe, Roscoe. Is this us losing our sense of humor?
Roscoe: Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor. [Kicks over the TV] See? I find that funny!


Georgette: [Fagin, Jenny, Oliver and company are being chased by Sykes] SAVE ME! SAVE ME, ALONZO!
Tito: HEY, GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN! I'M DRIVING!


Tito: [shouting towards DeSoto & Roscoe] Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!


Georgette: I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know out of whose BOWL you're eating?
Oliver: Yours?
Georgette: [sarcastically] Ooh! Aren't you a clever kitty! And do you have any idea whose HOME this is?
Oliver: I... thought it was Jenny's.
Georgette: Well, it may be Jenny's *house*, but everything from the doorknobs down is MINE!


Dodger: [singing] Why Should I Worry? Why Should I Care? I may not have a dime But I got street savoir fare!


Georgette: [shouts while the others are sneaking] OW! I broke a nail!
Francis: Oh, balderdash...
Tito: [get right up in Francis's face] What'you call my woman?


Einstein: [dazed] Run Sparky, go find Bumper!


Dodger: You're in the gang. The gang means family.


Georgette: [singing] Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty!


Georgette: [singing] You pretty pups all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity!


Sykes: [loads gun] I didn't order any pizza...
Sykes: [sees a delivery man holding a pizza box outside, he then loads and cocks a gun] I didn't order any pizza!


Desoto: I like cats...[creeps dangerously near to Oliver] I like to eat 'em!
Desoto: I like cats. [creeps dangerously near to Oliver] I like to eat 'em!
Oliver: [claws Desoto's nose]
Desoto: [screams in pain, knocks a table over]


Sykes: Just push the door!
Fagin: [pulls the door]
Sykes: [annoyed] I said "push!"
Sykes: [annoyed] I said 'push!'


Sykes: [on the phone] No, you don't kill him yet.


Georgette: What's the matter, Spot? Not good enough for you? Why, do you even know who I am?


Fagin: My days are numbered, and the number is three...


Francis: Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in one sentence?


Dodger: Check you later!


Oliver: Wait, you're not being fair!
Dodger: Fairs are for tourists, kid! Consider it a free lesson it street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped.


Dodger: Listen kid, I hate to break it to ya', but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.
Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic *uno*.


Dodger: Chill out, I don't eat cats. Too much fur.
Dodger: Chill out, man. I don't eat cats. It's too much fur.


Dodger: You want 'em? Come get 'em! *howls*
Dodger: You want 'em? Come get 'em! [howls]