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Private Resort (1985)




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Movie Info

In this adolescent-oriented sex comedy a pair of girl-hungry teens do their best to satiate their appetites at an exclusive Florida hotel. The fun begins when they end up tangling with a jewel thief and snoopy house detective.

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Hector Elizondo
as The Maestro
Dody Goodman
as Amanda Rawlings
Tony Azito
as Reeves
Ron House
as The Barber
Susan Mechsner
as Aerobics Instructor
Nora Gaye
as Kelly
Vickie Benson
as Bikini Girl
Lonnie Wun
as Sumo Wrestler
Christopher Wolf
as Strong Guy
Karen Chase
as Resort Guest
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Critic Reviews for Private Resort

All Critics (7)

Private Resort fares best in its lighthearted and freewheeling first half...

June 1, 2020 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…

An unfunny lowbrow comedy.

May 5, 2017 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…

The movie claims it is a comedy, though a laugh or even a chuckle is a rarity.

May 21, 2013 | Full Review…

There's nothing very new or original in this dull sex comedy.

May 21, 2013 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow make waves in this '80s sex comedy.

September 12, 2008 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…

The film will make you long for the nuance of Bachelor Party

June 19, 2006 | Rating: 1.5/5

Audience Reviews for Private Resort

Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.

Aj V
Aj V

Super Reviewer

Cheesy 80's sex comedy with horrendous perfs. Lots of bikini bods and partial nudity. Lots of crude slapstick. The segment with Andrew Dice Clay is the least cringe worthy.

Byron Brubaker
Byron Brubaker

Super Reviewer


If you were to combine Weekend at Bernie’s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, you’d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Depp’s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this weekend. The comedy is terrible, being overtly obvious and dumb. The only thing giving it class is Johnny Depp, but it’s not like he’s able to save the movie. When you look at it as a B-movie, it’s amazing. The stupidity is just so interesting to watch and it can be so flat out weird at times that you can’t help but enjoy it. This politically incorrect, sexist, unoriginal teen comedy is so bad that it’s good.

Conner Rainwater
Conner Rainwater

Super Reviewer

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