A Pyromaniac's Love Story1995
A Pyromaniac's Love Story (1995)
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In this quirky comedy, Mr. Linzer's bakery is destroyed after it is set on fire. When Lumpke is arrested for arson, his loyal pastry boy confesses to save his boss. However, things get a little crazy when Mrs. Linzer, to free her husband, also goes in to confess.
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Cast
William Baldwin
as Garet
as Garet
John Leguizamo
as Sergio
as Sergio
Sadie Frost
as Hattie
as Hattie
Erika Eleniak
as Stephanie
as Stephanie
Michael Lerner
as Perry
as Perry
Joan Plowright
as Mrs. Linzer
as Mrs. Linzer
Armin Mueller-Stahl
as Mr. Linzer
as Mr. Linzer
Mike Starr
as Sgt. Zikowski
as Sgt. Zikowski
Julio Oscar Mechoso
as Jerry
as Jerry
Richard Crenna
as Businessman
as Businessman
Floyd Vivino
as Man
as Man
Babs Chula
as Wife
as Wife
Tony Perri
as Man In Car
as Man In Car
Randy Butcher
as Driver
as Driver
Lesley Kelly
as Jail Police Woman/Desk Officer
as Jail Police Woman/Desk Officer
Jennifer Roblin
as Maid
as Maid
Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Olden
as Mrs. Olden
Michael McCullough
as Bartender
as Bartender
Derrick Patterson
as 1st Man in Bar
as 1st Man in Bar
Rob Wilson
as 2nd Man in Bar
as 2nd Man in Bar
Louis Strauss
as Old Man
as Old Man
Philip Williams
as Officer in Car
as Officer in Car
Ann Holloway
as Nurse
as Nurse
Gene Mack
as Police Officer
as Police Officer
Jonathan Allora
as Man at Party
as Man at Party
Michael Tait
as Mr. Potts
as Mr. Potts
Barbara Franklin
as Garden Party Woman
as Garden Party Woman
Doug Hoyle
as Biker
as Biker
Critic Reviews for A Pyromaniac's Love Story
All Critics (11) | Top Critics (4) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (11)
The cast is fine, the direction fluid, but the story wears you down.
August 16, 2017 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
A Pyromaniac's Love Story starts out like a lighthearted charmer, and then it goes on and on and on -- circling the same plot idea so doggedly that I began to wonder idly what it might have been like as a short subject.
January 1, 2000 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
Goes down in a ball of flames
September 17, 2002 | Rating: 1/5
Audience Reviews for A Pyromaniac's Love Story
Hilarious!
Leo L
Super Reviewer
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