Abigail: I don't know why you think this acting thing is so hard.
Parker: Try getting PAID for it!
Parker: Try getting paid for it!


Abigail: IF YOU HAD WINGS YOU WOULD BE AN ANGEL OR A NASTY ASS DRAGON
Abigail: Oh Miss Olivia, if you had wings you should be an angel... or nasty ass dragon.


Rachel: Why do all of your plans have me sleeping with someone? Is this how you see me?
Abigail: A little bit.


Parker: Now, what are we gonna do about Rachel?
Abigail: I say we go 'full-force swat team' and break up Caitlyn and Tony.
Parker: Ok, no more wine for you.