Rhinestone1984
Rhinestone (1984)
Rhinestone Photos
Movie Info
Cast
as Jake
as Nick
as Noah
as Freddie
as Barnett
as Father
as Mother
as Elgart
as Luke
as Walt
as Billie Joe
as Maurie
as Japanese Father
as Japanese Grandmother
as Japanese Mother
as Tony
as Sid
as Cowboy Doorman
as Countryman
as Mr. Polk
as Wino
as Street Player
as Scary Jan
as Esther Jean
as Bartender
as Bouncer
as Bouncer
as Woman
as Doorman
as Doorman
as Waitress
as Waitress
as Photographer
as The Snorer
as Heckler/Bettor
as Heckler/Bettor
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Cut N' Slice Heckler
as Wild Possums Band
as Heckler
as Cut N' Slice Band
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Rhinestone House Band
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Heckler
as Heckler
Critic Reviews for Rhinestone
All Critics (14) | Top Critics (3) | Fresh (2) | Rotten (12)
Effortlessly living up to its title, Rhinestone is as artificial and synthetic a concoction as has ever made its way to the screen.
The center part of the film -- the country "training" sessions -- could have been fun if they'd been written with a satiric edge. Unfortunately, they seem to have been written with a blunt instrument.
As Mr. Stallone wends his way through barnyards and country cabins, the material retains some comic potential. But as the inevitable romance springs up between the two stars, their lack of rapport becomes all too noticeable.
...a vanity project for two big stars who hadn't figured out what audiences wanted to see them do, this is an egocentric disaster...
This is a charming movie, spunky and full of surprising fun.
A country singer wagers that she can teach her trade to a New York cabbie, with predictable results.
Audience Reviews for Rhinestone
Although there is a discernible plot, the steps along the plot are not discernible. Terrible acting and even worse singing are the most distinctive features of this hapless 80's film. Nevertheless, it's still kind of fun in a bad-movie, lighthearted way.
Super Reviewer
Saw this trapped on an airplane over the Pacific Ocean. Jumping out of the plane was considered. How Dolly got talked into this I will never know. The idea that she could turn Sly into a singer is preposterous, and the movie proves it. Total waste of time. money and talent (Dolly, not Sly.) It gets one star because Dolly is worth watching, even in trash like this.
Super Reviewer
Singularly unwatchable 80s "comedy" that's country & western cross between Fame and My Fair Lady. With Sylvester Stallone. Draw your own conclusions...
Super Reviewer
Rhinestone Quotes
| Jake Ferris: | All right, we'll go to your place and you can show me your organ. But I'm warnin' you, it'd best be havin' music comin' out of it. |
| Jake Ferris: | What's it gonna take to buy out my contract? What? |
| Freddie Ugo: | (stares at her and stammers) Wa-wa-wa-wa. |
| Freddie Ugo: | Wa-wa-wa-wa. |
| Jake Ferris: | Don't say a night in the sack! |
| Freddie Ugo: | I'd never say anything like that! What's the matter with you? How about thirty minutes? |
| Jake Ferris: | Do you play an instrument? |