Simon Sez1999
Simon Sez (1999)
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Critic Consensus: Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.
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Cast
as Simon
as Bodyguard
as Nick
as Claire
as Michael
as Macro
as Ashton
as Bernard
as Micro
as Bernard
as Dancer
as Colonel Telore
as William Fence
as Frenais
as Ethiopian Street Vendor
as Malcolm
as Hooligan No. 1
as Hooligan No. 2
as Hooligan No. 3
as Hooligan No. 4
as Hooligan No. 5
as Hooligan No. 6
as Henchman No. 1
as Henchman No. 2
as Henchman No. 3
Critic Reviews for Simon Sez
All Critics (20) | Top Critics (8) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (20)
This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.
Audience Reviews for Simon Sez
Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
Super Reviewer
Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
Super Reviewer
Total indefensible trash. Great stuff.
Super Reviewer
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