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Simon Sez Reviews

September 7, 2011
Read More | Original Score: D-
August 3, 2009
This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
August 3, 2009
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
June 17, 2008
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
May 20, 2003
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
February 14, 2001
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
January 1, 2000
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
January 1, 2000
Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5