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The Secret Lives Of Dorks (2013)

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THE SECRET LIVES OF DORKS, Payton (Gaelan Connell) is a pathetic dork, a comic book geek whose high school career is one hopeless faux pas after another. Yet he's a dreamer and madly in love with the head cheerleader Carrie (Riley Voelkel), who he is determined to win over. But she is wise to his desperate advances, so to get off his radar she creates a plan to push him into the arms of a dorkette at the school, Samantha (Vanessa Marano).(c) Official Site

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Cast

Jennifer Tilly
as Ms. Stewart
Mike Ditka
as Himself
Seymour Cassel
as Principal
William Katt
as Mr. Thomas Gibson
Kay Lenz
as Mrs. Susie Gibson
Escher Holloway
as Matt Kinsella
Kara Taitz
as Bernice
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Critic Reviews for The Secret Lives Of Dorks

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (6)

It has a good heart and a good cast...But the movie is strenuously, exhaustingly unfunny, in a way that makes its phoniness harder to bear.

September 30, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

There's no way to prepare yourself for how awful "The Secret Lives of Dorks" is.

September 26, 2013 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…

Johnny Severin and Nicholas David Brandt's ... clever and original script takes an unexpected turn at nearly every intersection, resulting in a funny and big-hearted coming-of-age romance.

September 26, 2013 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…

Replete with deadly fart jokes, projectile-vomit jokes, accidental-boob-grab jokes, and various other sources of alleged humor that real-life outcasts wouldn't voluntarily go anywhere near.

September 26, 2013 | Rating: C- | Full Review…

The Jim Belushi of high-school romantic comedies: indifferent, kind of exhausted.

September 24, 2013 | Full Review…

It tries to be satirical and plausible and fails at both, but it does manage to conjure up just enough heart to keep the experience from being a total grating loss.

September 24, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

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