Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)2001
Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts) (2001)
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as Arthur Kriticos
as Dennis Rafkin
as Kathy Kriticos
as Bobby Kriticos
as Maggie Jones
as Kalina Seyler
as Cyrus Kriticos
as Benjamin Moss
as Cyrus's Assistant
as Team Member
as Team Member
as The First Born Son
as The Torso
as Jean Kriticos
as The Juggernaut
as Team Member
as The Hammer
as The Great Child
as The Angry Princess
as The Bound Woman
as The Torn Prince
as The Pilgrimess
as The Dire Mother
as The Jackal
Critic Reviews for Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)
Director Beck discards Castle's signature cheeky verve, saddling the film with a poor script rife with hilarious exposition, a literally painful sound design and uniformly bad acting.
By any objective accounting, Thirteen Ghosts is exactly a baker's dozen too many -- this is a zero of a film.
Substitutes the original's goofy camp for an orgy of gore, noise and mindless mayhem.
The drop-dead fact is, this ornate but eerily unspooky production is designed by Hollywood vampires and powered by demographics.
Audience Reviews for Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)
an update of an original classic b-movie which, despite better technology, fails to drum up much in the scare department and is actually irritating to watch.
This movie was Plainly terrible. The acting was horrible even by horror movie standards, and the story was just horrible. This film did have cool effects, which I did enjoy and kept my mind off the terrible story. In the end, not even the special effects saved this stupid ''horror'' film.
Another cool Dark Castle entertainment horror re-make. Didn't know of the original until I saw some reviews mention it. This reminded me a lot of the House on Haunted Hill remake made 2 years earlier. It's fun, not too serious, has a good mix of humour and gore/kills. The cast is ok and well known with Shannon Elizabeth and Matthew Lillard, but it was a nice surprise to see Tony Shalhoub (Monk) appear in this. What really makes this film enjoyable in my opinion, along with House on Haunted Hill, is the set design, make up and ghoulish characters created. Both films have a great wacky house setting, good SFX and the ghosts in this look awesome. A great way to enjoy 90mins. So if you liked House on Haunted Hill you will like this just as much.
Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts) Quotes
|Rafkin:||I'm sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death. That, would suck.|
|Rafkin:||If you hadn't noticed, I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A FREAK! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! Alright? So yeah, I'm depraved. But Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me|
|Rafkin:||If you hadn't noticed, I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! Alright? So yeah, I'm depraved. But Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me.|