Tom, Dick, and Hairy (Feng chen san xia) (1993)

Peter Chan Ho-san and Lee Chi-ngai deliver this engagingly loopy romantic comedy about a trio of roommates. Tom (Tony Leung Chiu-wai) is a quiet, reserved lad about to enter into an arranged marriage with upper-class ice queen Joyce (Jay Lau Kam-ling); his roommate Dick (Tony Leung Kar-fai) is an incorrigible womanizer who dubs himself "The Terminator"; and Hairy (Lawrence Cheng Tan-shui) is generally a loonball who's obsessed with both his potted plants and idol Vivian Chow. As Tom's doubts about the marriage start to take their toll, he finds himself having visions of talking with a massive version of his own penis. When he meets sexy party girl Cat (Ann Bridgewater), Tom's immediately falls for her and soon his life starts to make some sense. Meanwhile, Dick uses and abuses Tom's sister Pearl (Athena Chu Yun) and quickly pays the price for it, while Hairy finally meets Michelle (Michael Chow Man-kin), the woman of his dreams. Unfortunately, Michelle is a guy.