F This Movie!
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Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
The Sadness (2021)
A well-made movie I kind of hope to never see again.
Posted Aug 30, 2021
2
King Knight (2022)
A sweet and gentle movie about makeshift families and people trying to do their best.
Posted Aug 11, 2021
3
Wrath of Man (2021)
Guy Ritchie's new best movie.
Posted May 10, 2021
4
Jakob's Wife (2021)
This is a horror comedy that says so many things about so many things about relationships, marriage, and gender politics, but it's also a blood-soaked blast of fun.
Posted Apr 5, 2021
5
Offseason (2021)
Those of us who are able to dial into its wavelength and who can dig a good supernatural seaside tale are going to be rewarded.
Posted Mar 21, 2021
6
Introducing, Selma Blair (2021)
Powerful, heartbreaking, and ultimately inspiring.
Posted Mar 21, 2021
7
Jiu Jitsu (2020)
Entertainingly insane and insanely entertaining, Jiu Jitsu is bonkers action cinema of the highest order.
Posted Nov 18, 2020
8
Lucky (2020)
Kermani and Grant have made a movie that demands to be seen and deserves to be examined and discussed.
Posted Oct 21, 2020
9
The Dark and the Wicked (2020)
10
The Owners (2020)
Once you figure out what The Owners has in store, it's just a waiting game to watch it play out.
Posted Sep 4, 2020
11
Alone (2020)
A very straightforward survival thriller, but done with such skill and confidence that it stands above its contemporaries
Posted Sep 4, 2020
12
Shakespeare's Shitstorm (2020)
For fans of the company's output, Shakespeare's Shitstorm is another Tromasterpiece. Everyone else may want to steer clear.
Posted Sep 4, 2020
13
The Curse of Audrey Earnshaw (2020)
Gorgeously photographed, quietly acted, haunting in its cumulative effect.
Posted Aug 27, 2020
14
12 Hour Shift (2020)
This is a terrific movie about bad people doing worse things.
Posted Aug 27, 2020
15
The Columnist (De Kuthoer) (2020)
16
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
A horror anthology that gets it right.
Posted Aug 24, 2020
17
Jumbo (2021)
Whittock's writing makes the characters feel genuine and Merlant's quirky but exquisite performance as Jeanne make Jumbo a heartwarming story.
Posted May 28, 2020
18
Exit Wounds (2001)
This might be the last time a Steven Seagal movie felt like a real movie.
Posted Apr 23, 2020
19
S.W.A.T. (2003)
About as straightforward as action movies of this period get. I mean that in a good way.
Posted Apr 23, 2020
20
On Deadly Ground (1994)
This is more than just a vanity project for Seagal. It's also his first real stinker. It would not be his last.
Posted Apr 23, 2020
21
The Mercenary (2019)
It's not one of my favorite Jesse V. Johnson joints, but it's still really badass when it wants to be and an action movie I'd recommend to any hardcore #HeavyAction fans.
Posted Apr 23, 2020
22
China O'Brien (1988)
The movie is just ok, but Rothrock is awesome.
Posted Apr 23, 2020
23
Color Out of Space (2020)
Richard Stanley is back, and he's brought the best Lovecraft adaptation in 30 years with him.
Posted Jan 24, 2020
24
Beyond the Gates (2016)
A movie exploding with affection for the kinds of movies that inspired it.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
25
The Belko Experiment (2017)
One of the bloodiest, most savage wide releases I've seen in a long, long time.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
26
Begin Again (2014)
Plays like a studio remake of Once, retaining some of the ideas and the heart but bogging them down with clumsy filmmaking and bad choices.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
27
Batkid Begins (2015)
Sweet and winning and makes us all feel a little better about the world in which we live
Posted Oct 31, 2019
28
Bad Words (2014)
It is capable of being funny, sure, but it's a movie that works way better in its dramatic moments.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
29
The Babadook (2014)
Is to parenting what The Shining is to alcoholism.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
30
Animals (2015)
A deeply human and heartbreaking love story.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
31
American Sniper (2015)
This is a story that requires more than basic competence.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
32
Almost Human (2014)
It's fun in the way that '80s horror was fun, particularly when it begins to let it rip with the gore effects, which it finally does during its bloody climax.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
33
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2013)
The scares aren't really there, the gore is mostly uninteresting and the characters are difficult to care about.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
34
All Cheerleaders Die (2014)
The movie has a sassy sense of humor, attitude to spare and plenty of playful energy -- all good stuff. But it's basically a mess.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
35
Aftershock (2013)
Doggedly determined to prove that the world is awful, but shows no interest in taking responsibility for its own awfulness.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
36
31 (2016)
It's what you might expect a Rob Zombie movie to be if he had never made another movie, much less some of the most interesting and distinctive horror films of the last 10-15 years.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
37
24 Exposures (2014)
This is Joe Swanberg's De Palma movie, simultaneously laying bare and indulging in his obsessions.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
38
10 Years (2012)
It is a movie of small truths, usually well observed.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
39
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
Even if there are some storytelling choices that don't land quite as well for me as some of the earlier beats, I cannot say enough about the filmmaking technique on display.
Posted Oct 31, 2019
40
Haunt (2019)
This is a slick, well-directed exercise, one that knows how to build tension and generate a scare.
Posted Sep 13, 2019
41
Tone-Deaf (2019)
Taught, nightmarish, and totally bold, Tone-Deaf is a singular horror film that works as both a quasi-slasher and as satire.
Posted Aug 25, 2019
42
Avengement (2019)
This is a hard-hitting movie, the kind where the violence is stylized less so that it looks cool and more so that you feel every blow. I got bruises just watching it.
Posted May 24, 2019
43
4/5
Saint Frances (2020)
Tonally delicate and loving towards every single one of its characters, it's the kind of indie that gives indie movies a good name.
Posted May 23, 2019
44
3.5/5
Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019)
The best kind of crowd-pleaser: one you don't have to feel bad about liking because it doesn't talk down to you.
Posted May 23, 2019
45
3.5/5
Olympic Dreams (2020)
Call it Lost in Translation with more sports.
Posted May 21, 2019
46
4/5
There's no way we're getting a better action movie this year.
Posted May 21, 2019
47
4/5
Long Shot (2019)
48
3/5
49
2.5/5
Small Crimes (2017)
The movie continues to make the case that Evan Katz is a huge talent, but it also fails to really excite me the way his last movie did.
Posted Nov 2, 2018
50
3/5
Wonder Woman (2017)