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Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)

Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)



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Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship. Walden Schmidt is a lovelorn Internet billionaire with an innocence born out of his lifelong dependence on others to take care of him. After a failed attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out, a suicidal Walden stumbles into a Malibu beach house, where tightly-wound, twice-divorced chiropractor Alan Harper and his underachieving teenage son, Jake, had been living with Alan's now-deceased brother for the past eight years. With no place to go, Walden buys the house and invites Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn. Walden asks Berta, a domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper who has been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan unexpectedly finds himself mentoring Walden, who has severely limited dating experience. While Walden, Alan and Jake adjust to their new living arrangement, they create a surrogate family unit that promises to make each a better man.

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Critics Consensus: Two and a Half Men putters to an unpleasant end that continues to beat the dead Charlie horse while spinning an offensive, homophobic subplot.

2014, CBS, 16 episodes

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2013, CBS, 22 episodes

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2012, CBS, 23 episodes

Critics Consensus: Ashton Kutcher proves to be a game replacement for the unceremoniously departed Charlie Sheen, but Two and a Half Men feels exhausted and bitter as it trudges beyond its natural lifespan.

2011, CBS, 24 episodes

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2010, CBS, 16 episodes

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2009, CBS, 22 episodes

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2008, CBS, 24 episodes

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2007, CBS, 19 episodes


Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Harper
Ashton Kutcher
as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
as Alan Harper
Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
Maggie Lawson
as Ms. McMartin
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
Judy Greer
as Bridget
Ryan Stiles
as Herb Melnick
Jane Lynch
as Dr. Linda Freeman
James Edson
as Stephan
Kris Iyer
as Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner
as Marty Pepper
Martin Mull
as Russell
Jeri Ryan
as Sherri
Meagen Fay
as Martha
Alicia Coppola
as Dr. Michelle Talmadge
Carol Kane
as Judith Harper
Sara Rue
as Naomi
Laura Stone
as Danielle
Robert Clotworthy
as Gangster No. 1
Jenna Elfman
as Frankie
Missi Pyle
as Miss Pasternak
Ed Forsyth
as Waiter
Megan Fox
as Prudence
Madison Mason
as Tommy Shaefer
Heather Locklear
as Laura Lang
Steve Tom
as Minister
Sara Erikson
as Bethany
Steve Hynter
as Dr. Schenkman
Drew Cheetwood
as Male Stripper
Tom Virtue
as Minister
Terry Rhoads
as Dr. Andrew Sperlock
Stephanie Erb
as Mrs. Schmidt
Jon Lovitz
as Archie
Natalie Zea
as Colleen
Sab Shimono
as Hiroshi
Paget Brewster
as Jamie Eckleberry
Sean Penn
as Himself
Orson Bean
as Norman
Aisha Tyler
as Allison
Darryl Sivad
as Cab Driver
Richard Lewis
as Stan Beiber
Suzanne Whang
as Anesthesiologist
Kim Oja
as Betsy
Jessica Tuck
as Cynthia
Jason Alexander
as Dr. Goodman
Deena Dill
as Ms. Tuttle
Gigi Rice
as Christina
Bob Morrisey
as Dr. Little
Sandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
Andrea Bendewald
as Terry Sholander
Noel Fisher
as Freddie
Jamie Day
as Annette
Brendan Patrick Connor
as Middle-Aged Guy
George Wyner
as Sheldon
Matthew Jordan
as Louis at 21
John Stamos
as Himself
Jeff Probst
as Jeff Probst
Layla Crawford
as Little Girl
Gracie Zane
as Volleyball Player #1
Mandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
Eve Gordon
as Brenda
Bridget Flanery
as Judith Harper
Kathy Bates
as Charlie
Mark Chaet
as Doctor
Steve Shaw
as Rev. Yarnell
Karen Trella
as Natalie
Andrea Bogart
as Gretchen
Alicia Witt
as Evelyn Harper
Judith Drake
as Cynthia
Jay Harik
as Cab Driver
June Squibb
as Margaret
Ben Hermes
as Detective
Ronobir Lahiri
as Dr. Dasgupta
Ciera Foster
as Volleyball Player #2
Ski Carr
as Gonzales
Elise Robertson
as Second Nurse
Justine Eyre
as Gabrielle
Elizabeth Ho
as Jasmine
Kelly Sry
as Henry
Diane Farr
as Rachel
John Pirruccello
as Police Helicopter Pilot
Jud Taylor
as DeeDee
J. D. Walsh
as Evelyn Harper
Emily Rose
as Janine
Jennifer Aspen
as Stephanie
Lynda Carter
as Lynda Carter
Ken Davitian
as Mr. Mardirosian
Ken Jeong
as Male Nurse
Natalie Denise Sperl
as Judith Harper
Dakin Matthews
as Father Shaunassey
Jonathan Banks
as Evelyn Harper
George Coe
as Victor
Rob Poynter
as Judith Harper
Frances Fisher
as Priscilla Honeycutt
Joel McKinnon Miller
as Officer Wilkenson
Jon Polito
as Mr. Sharipa
Lillian Adams
as Mrs. Freemantle
Amy Hill
as Mrs. Wiggins
Scott McShane
as Police Officer #1
Erinn Hayes
as Gretchen
as Stephanie
Jamie Hill
as Nicole
Steven Tyler
as Himself
Andy Mackenzie
as Ronald Wiedermeier
Jamie Rose
as Sloane Jagov
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Will Sasso
as Andrew
Taylor Cole
as Melanie
Molly Stanton
as Michaela
Larry Cedar
as Policeman No. 1
Jessica Lundy
as Sister Mary Francis
Jelly Howie
as Kristen
Bre Blair
as Rachel
Willie Garson
as Dr. Staven
Bruno Amato
as Officer Roberts
Julianne Grossman
as Darlene Wiedermeier
Anna Graves
as Flight Attendant
Michael Lowry
as Wes Tosterone
Charlie Dell
as Minister
Shon Little
as Cashier
Shanti Lowry
as Tara/Tanya
Andre Ware
as Officer No. 1
Austin Lee
as Changpu
Ernie Grunwald
as Clinician
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Peter Hulne
as Police Officer #2
Steven Tyler
as Himself
Ken Lerner
as Dr. Levine
Bob Levitan
as Fireman #1
Kim Shaw
as Maria
Jeff Staron
as Barista
Rico E. Anderson
as M.P. Searle
Mila Kunis
as Vivian
Elle Evans
as Cheyenne
Stefan Umstead
as Officer Foster
Richard V. Licata
as Councilman Stewart
Bob Rumnock
as Minister
Kevin Knight
as Cashier
Bob Rusch
as Referee
John Burke
as Det. Henry Ketchum
Michael Potter
as Man's Voice
Mikki Padilla
as Bridesmaid #1
Jamal Thomas
as Fireman #2
Marion Ross
as Margaret
Diane Sellers
as Ms. Gallagher
Jim Grollman
as Cashier
Amanda Gallo
as Tiffany
Treisa Gary
as Nurse Shelby
Clint Culp
as William
Aja Evans
as Emily
Amira Elliby
as Six-Year-Old Girl
Max Mittelman
as Mechanical Demon
Alem Brhan
as Sergeant
Gregg Marx
as Announcer
Alex McKenna
as Michelle
Keena Ferguson
as Bridesmaid #2
Cazzy Golomb
as Girl #2
Amy Pietz
as Angie
Michael Merton
as Photographer
Jim Meskimen
as Gangster No. 2
Rodney J. Hobbs
as Locksmith
Desi Lydic
as Veronica
Mia Kelly
as Cindy
Jeff Clarke
as Sherman
Richard Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Tammy Tavares
as Woman #1
Jennifer Keyes
as Bridesmaid #3
Richard F. Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Katrina Nelson
as Silent Betty
Daniel Benson
as Teenage Boy
Dorian Brown
as Jennifer
Annie Mumolo
as Teenage Girl No.1
Adriana Karras
as Rachel Ray
Jane Carr
as Sharon
Ashley Edner
as Teenage Girl No. 2
Kimberly Brooks
as Computer Voice
Lisa Arning
as Cheryl Ann
Rena Sofer
as Chrissy
Dan Cole
as Clown
Sam Lerner
as Andrew
Ginny Jones
as Hot Nurse
Dayna Devon
as Shopper
Dylan Minnette
as Little Charlie
Julie Dickens
as Montage Beautiful Woman
Amanda Bentley
as Sexy Girl
Erika Othen
as Jessica
Ted Garcia
as Newscaster
Amanda Musso
as Cult Woman
Ana Alexander
as Montage Doctor
Diane Delano
as Gefängnisleiterin
Steven Shaw
as Reverend Yarnell
Karen Elmore
as Tänzerin
Ayako Nakano
as Art Gallery Patron
Raymond Ma
as Mr. Park
Todd Stanton
as Hotline Operator
Johnny Ferrara
as Mobster Guy
Bunny Gibson
as Bag Lady Principal Featured Dancer
Art Bonilla
as Angry Hispanic Man
Lincoln Kennedy
as Mr. Dunlop
Ryan E. Kelly
as Doo Wop Man
Max Mittelman
as Mechanical Demon
Glen Walker
as TV Announcer
Kristi Wirz
as Hot Ballerina Mom
Danielle Lewis
as Dancer #3
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