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Movie Ratings and Reviews

The Fall
The Fall(2006)

The photography is gorgeous, I don't believe I have ever watched a more visually stunning movie. Pity the story does not match the visuals.

Cowboys & Aliens

Really lame, but I didn't really expect much from such a pitch. Also, the nerd in me couldn't take that the aliens were capable of storing so much energy on a bracelet and seemed to use combustion engines for their ships.

The Next Three Days
½

2 hours and 13 minutes to tell such an insipid tale? Bleh.

Jack Falls
Jack Falls(2011)

Couldn't even finish it. As entertaining as sitting near a highway and count how many white cars pass by in one hour and forty minutes. Poor guy trying to be "artsy" with partial black-and-white, makes the movie even tackier instead.

Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy(2010)
½

It was alright. Excellent SFX, great OST.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Words are but a feeble construct to express the awesomeness of this movie. Probably not for everyone, but I loved it.

Appaloosa
Appaloosa(2008)

Excellent dialogues, very good acting, poor editing and the pacing near the end was awful. Still worth a watch.

Heartless
Heartless(2010)
½

The acting could have been better, specially from some of the supporting actors, but the movie is good. Reminded me of Donnie Darko. A lot.

The Lincoln Lawyer

Great! This feels so Connelly in every way and the feeling from the books is there. Definitely recommend.

Idiocracy
Idiocracy(2006)
½

The way things are going this looks more like a documentary than a comedy! Pretty funny.

Mr. Nobody
Mr. Nobody(2013)
½

Outstanding. I won't even try and describe it, just go and watch it, HD if possible! (watching it again very soon)

The Fighter
The Fighter(2010)

Classic "underdog" story, but Bale is brilliant. He does not cease to amaze me. Definitely worth a watch.

Thor
Thor(2011)
½

A nice (though devoid of surprises) setup for the Avengers. 3D was extremely distracting, might give it the other half star when I watch it in its standard version.

Season of the Witch
½

I expected no more than what it delivered; a bland story with a few scares and Nathan from Misfits... I had hoped it would be a comedy role; serious roles don't seem to suit him much.

Skyline
Skyline(2010)

5:12 into the movie I didn't have to watch any longer to know this was a piece of crap.

Saw V
Saw V(2008)
½

I want my bandwidth back.

Mirrors
Mirrors(2008)

Predictable and plot-holed... But aren't most (if not all) horror movies?

Blindness
Blindness(2008)

Excellent movie, love the social implications behind it.

Battle Royale
½

Excellent, the best movie I've seen in a while! The reactions of the students are believable and make you wonder what would YOU do in their place... Must watch!

Hell Ride
Hell Ride(2008)
½

After 30 secs even my girlfriend figured out this was a Tarantino movie. It'd be a pretty cool movie if it had any substance. One star for boobs, another for cool bikes and half for Tarantino (he should know better than blowing this one).

Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys)

This and Fight Club are the movies that make Pitt's existence justifiable.

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

Very strange movie... I loved it! A cult movie indeed.

Hostel
Hostel(2006)
½

Not too shabby for a shock flick... And there's boobs!

Repo Man
Repo Man(1984)
½

Although the pacing could have been better, the satire gave me quite a few laughs. Thumb up.

Never Back Down
½

Take Karate Kid, change the names, the locations and a few other things here and there and you get this movie. It was entertaining to watch though, and there were plenty of hot chicks!

7 Seconds
7 Seconds(2005)

There are many other ways to better spend 101 minutes. Skip this one.

88 Minutes
88 Minutes(2008)

Not too shabby, the plot is decent but it could have been much better.

Southland Tales

Now that I've watched this movie, I'll never have to guess what a crack trip gone wrong feels like. This plot is more broken than a dominican highway!

The Dark Knight

It's everything they said it was. You cannot afford not to see this movie!

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

For what it is, it's not too bad. I'd say rent it some day you have nothing better to watch.

The Proposition
½

Excellent movie, marvellous photography. A true shame many didn't get to see this jewel. Write up another one to Mr. Cave.

WALL-E
WALL-E(2008)

In it's genre, a true masterpiece. Pixar did a superb job, I'd see it again! Two thumbs up.

Batman Begins
½

The best Batman movie so far.

Christine
Christine(1983)

Wasn't completely lame. Three stars.

Escaflowne: The Movie
½

One of my all-time favourite movies, perhaps due to sentimental value and the fact it was one of the first series I fell in love with. Very good.

One Missed Call

I give it 5 stars because it's not fair that only I wasted 90 minutes on this piece of crap, and want YOU to also feel the pain!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
½

Despite how well-crafted the movie is, the plot is a tad retarded. And I am not too keen on musicals except when I want to laugh for a bit (Rocky Horror)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

This movie was so bad at trying to scare it ended up being hilarious! I had a few good laughs =)

Oh, and the fat guy on the wheelchair looks like my roommate, LOL

The Eye
The Eye(2008)
½

Not even Jessica Alba's hotness can save this one.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
½

Very strange, but enjoyable overall. I'm not thrilled by musicals, but I dug this one!

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

A MUST SEE for rockers! Although a good part of the plot is quite cliché-ish and has a few weak spots, the JB-KG chemistry saves the day, but above all: The Music. The musical parts are fantastically well done and have made me want to check out The D in more detail.

The Machinist
½

This film shows just how incredibly talented and how capable of merging with a character Mr. Bale is. A fantastic movie that glues you to your seat.

A Clockwork Orange

One of the greatest movies of all time.

Apocalypse Now

Aah, Mr. Brando and Mr Duval, delivering some truly fantastic performances. This is one of the very best movies ever made. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
½

A fantastic movie, superb acting and scripting. I thoroughly recommend it to those that like quality films!

Beowulf
Beowulf(2007)
½

It's more of a benchmark/tech showoff than a movie, but it's a semi-decent take on an epic story. Doesn't really deliver as I wish it had.

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

If for no other reason, watch it for Smith's performance; truly fantastic. After seeing this and The Pursuit for Happyness I can see how much he has grown as an actor and has become one of my contemporary favourites.

Mr. Brooks
Mr. Brooks(2007)

Great plot and very good acting. William Hurt's performance as Mr. Brook's alter-ego is superb and in a way more notable than Costner's.

Hitman
Hitman(2007)

The more aptly called Agent WTF is seen on this flick delivering a bland adaptation of its videogame counterpart. A must NOT see... Though there's boobies! (hence the 2-star rating)

American Psycho

One of the greatest movies ever made! Absolutely delightful. A Must see!