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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Brotherhood of Blood

OMG! ITS THE MOVIE FROM TEH FUTURE!!!!!!!!!

He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

i hate this special. the story is stupid, the action is bad and this special is pretty much plain bad. its stupid, silly and it makes no sense. even with the gay overtones, it is still a bad film.

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

the nostalgia critic may have said this film was bad, but in my opinion, it really isnt that bad! this film just teaches us that drugs are bad. and this film was actually charming and enjoyable! but i gotta admit, it was a little bit dissapointing.

Quigley
Quigley(2005)

worst shaggy dog rip off... ever.

Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru-Nui

i didnt like this movie at all. i thought it was weird, confusing and boring. and please dont cry because i ruined a 100%.

Pokémon Heroes

this film is a punishment. it is awful, terrible, horrible and the worst film ive ever seen! the story doesnt make sense, the characters are annoying, the voice acting makes jordy van loon's voice look good and the story takes place in a venice rip-off. this film is the absolute worst film ive ever seen in my life.

Snow White
Snow White(1996)

what have we here? another rip off. no doubt

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker

poor micheal... how can such a good singer in a horrible film? i gotta tell you, its not only stupid but it was also weird weird weird weird! and after a VERY LONG SLIDESHOW WE CAN FINALLY SEE THE MOVIE! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THESE WRITERS? WASTING OUR TIME WITH A SLIDESHOW!? the plot is non sensicle, the acting is bad and its the weirdest movie ive ever seen. -In memory of micheal jackson 1958-2009.

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

this is one of the poor written disney sequels that never succeeds. if disney sequels seems to fail, then this will haunt you. the story is poor, the characters are annoying and the rest of this film is just downright abysmal.

Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
½

i may have hated the three musketeers but when i saw this i thought: im gonna torture myself again! its gonna be horrible, dull, boring and all that nonsense, but... it was enjoyable to watch! the animation is nice, the humor isn't random anymore, it has a creative story and its just... charming! this film was WAY better than the three musketeers. but the story can be a little bit dissapointing. its not the best mickey film, but its still awesome. bottomline: this film was actually pretty good.

Bratz: The Movie

please kill me

RATING: 0,0

Shark Tale
Shark Tale(2004)
½

we know it. its a rip off. but i admit it, the animation is nice.

RATING: 3,2 (awful)

Bionicle: Mask Of Light
½

i was a huge fan of the toys. but not of the films. this film is pretty boring and stupid.

A Troll in Central Park

God... THIS FILM IS AWFUL! it made no sense, its stupid and its annoying. well done don bluth! your getting halfway there! HOW ABOUT MAKING SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE! I MEAN ROCK A DOODLE WASNT BAD ENOUGH, BUT THIS IS SO GODAWFUL! so... im done with reviewing. i couldnt stand watching this piece of crap

Captain America

is this film entertaining? nope! it was boring, stupid, non sensicle and the action is just stupid! and the pshyce hitler became a meme. and for those who dont know it: go take a look on youtube you will find out what that is. now you may have noticed this: the story is just stupid. i mean, captain america is frozen in ice and then comes out alive a few years later? well, someone skipped all the schools. and of course, theyre going to make a 2011 version. and i see it in the shining that its going to be bad. and yes, the villains are unclever. and the back of the box says: fun for the whole family! ITS PG-13! YOU MORON! bottomline: this film is boring. it makes howard the duck look like iron man!

DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp

i grew up with the series. i had episodes on VHS cassete. and this film? you are probably wondering what im thinking of this film! it was actually... great! it had a nice storming, it was charming, it was exciting and the genie is just loveable. i wished the beagle boys were in this film. this film is better than the episodes! not the greatest film of disney, but it was nice.

Wizards of Waverly Place: Wizard School

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, HARRY POTTER RIP OFF!

RATING: 0,0 (abysmal)

The Tigger Movie
½

i grew up with this film when i was a kid. i was 4 when i first watched this. it was charming and enjoyable but it was a bit... dissapointing. but not horrible. it is not the greatest disney film, but i loved this film. i did not watch tons of winnie the pooh in the early years. i mostly did grew up with other disney films.

Disaster Movie

if you like this ''disaster'', then you have mental problems.

PLOT: finally, they made a plot! the whole thing is a parody of cloverfield. and some teenagers must expirience a random misadventure and help a midget indiana jones get the crystal skull back where it belongs to stop the disasters.

MY THOUGHTS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IM GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW! ITS SO UNFUNNY! IT IS SO RANDOM AND YTP RELATED AND NERDY TOO! AND THE COSTUMES ARE GETTING OLD! DID THEY GET THEM FROM WAL MARKT OR WALGREENS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!?

BOTTOMLINE: actually, i prefer rock-a-doodle than this shit!

RATING: 0,0 (abysmal)

MAC and Me
MAC and Me(1988)

The people who rate this movie 100% has probably never heard of ET, because they only watched 120 movies instead of 500 like i do.

RATING: 0,0 (abysmal)

The Big Lebowski

i changed my mind. i watched this film again, and then, it was actually pretty good! pretty good? it was perfect! it suddenly made me laugh! why did i hated this movie? maybe its because my DVD doesnt have dutch subtitles. ah fuck it, i just turned on the english ones just in case. and it made me laugh. and i enjoyed it too!

RATING: 10 (perfect)

Sonic X - Vol. 1: A Super Sonic Hero

4kids, YOU CAN ALL GO TO FUCKING HELL!

RATING: 1,0 (horrendous)

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

Epic movie is an epic fail just like danny t's family. warning: spoilers!

PLOT: well, there is no plot. only a few teenagers going on a random misadventure, with random jokes, random parodies and youtube poop references!

My thoughts: this movie is abysmal! its so fucking unfunny! why would you laugh from jokes that are random and youtube poop related? only nerds do that. but ill admit it, the costumes are nice.

Bottomline: Do not watch this movie. just dont. it will risk your lives

RATING: 0,1 (abysmal)

Sherlock Holmes

YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING A RIP OFF! THIS IS NOT THE MOVIE OF RITCHIE! YOU ARE WATCHING ASYLUMS RIP OFF!!

RATING: 0,0 (abysmal)

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Funniest movie... ever.

RATING: 10 (perfect)

Family Guy - Blue Harvest

most overrated episode... ever.

PLOT: the whole thing is a parody of episode IV. chris is luke, peter is han, brian is chewbacca, louis is leia and there are so many roles in this film. some of the roles dont even make sense!

My thoughts: this film is unfunny as hell. why would you laugh from jokes that are random? but i do like the animation. its great and nothing changes that fact!

Bottomline: this movie sucks balls! its worse than rock-a-doodle!

RATING: 2,0 (terrible)

Rock-a-Doodle

how many times did i resurect this film?

PLOT: The story is about a singing rooster named chanticleer. (the story hurts me already) his job is to crow every morning to make the sun rise. but one morning, chanticleer forgets to crow, and the sun still comes up! so the animals reject him. wich makes the villain, the grand duke of owls very happy. a boy named edmond, was reading the book. (the story was taken place in a story book) there was a huge storm going on and edmond shouted chanticleer for help. even though hes a character in a book. the duke of owls comes in to turn edmond into a kitty. but chanticleers friends come in to save the day! they feel sorry for chanticleer. so edmond and friends go to the city to find chanticleer. they found him at the city singing as a elvis impersonator. a pheasant named goldie, responsible for fetish fuel is jelous at chanticleer. and her director wants chanticleer in his movie together with goldie. meanwhile, as chanticleer made another performance, edmond and friends are disguised as penguins and throws a paper plane of a message. chanticleer gets the message, but is distracted by goldie. later, edmond tries to talk to goldie but is captured by her bodyguards and edmond gets locked in a trailer with his friends. and chanticleer finds out about the message and escapes with goldie with a motorcycle. chanticleer arrives at the trailer and is bailed off his bike. he saved edmonds friends and escaped the bodyguards with a helicopter. back at the farm, chanticleer needs to crow but cant thanks to the bail. and the owl strangles edmond and edmond faints. (hes not dead sadly) and the duke turns into a tornado and chanticleer crowed. and defeats the owl. edmond turns into a real boy. and it was all a dream and then we have a rip off moment of the wizard of oz. and edmond picked up the book and entered chanticleers world once again. and they lived happily ever after.

My thoughts: this movie is terrible! its so stupid and non sensicle! and weird too! id rather get raped by an elephant than watching this shit

Bottomline: Help me santa christ!!! you will regret for watching this

RATING: 2,4 (terrible)

How to Train Your Dragon

SPOILER FREE!

My thoughts: this film was like avatar, but better. i changed my mind about the stereotypes... they arent stereotypes. the movie was enjoyable and the 3D kicked ass! the story is also great. but the moral of this film is just like avatar: make love, not war.

Bottomline: this film is perfect for people of all ages

RATING: 10 (perfect)

Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas

this film is so special, that it is the worst disney sequel in the 90s. a film so bad, that not even the first beauty and the beast would be watched. i mean the first beauty and the beast wasnt great, IT WAS AWESOME! so why is this film so bad? you may have noticed this: luminiere and cogsworth arent funny. they are annoying just like any other character in this film! they dont even have personality anymore! and for some reason, there is a organ voiced by the worst villain voice actor ever to be existed. you guessed it, tim curry sauce. and for some reason the organ seems to have skipped pubirty. another problem of this film is that the animation of the organ is computer generated. how does that make sense? and by the way i gotta tell you something, the story is a flashback. but where did it take place? was it before the library? was it before the attack of the wolves? was it before the dance scene? WHAT IS GOING ON!? and another problem is the angel... she is annoying! she made a imaginary christmas tree! that and the songs are horrible and i mean horrible. the lyrics are so bad that you can simply can replace it with hardcore gabber songs. and i dont even feel the christmas spirit in this film. and since when did belle get imune to ice? you know what that means... SHE IS FIRE TYPE!!!! QUICK! THROW WATER OVER HER! (yeah, i played too much pokemon) and why didnt they tell us in the beginning of the first film that the curse was happend in christmas time? i know it happend in winter but it could have made more sense. so far so good! im making an extra long review! i should keep it up! and the beast is just being a douche. doing random stuff. and hanging out with the evil tim curry sauce organ. wich was also joined by a gay flute voiced by paul reubens AKA peewee herman. and how does it end? belle gets her best gift ever. a rose! oh yeah right! i also got a rose for my birthday (i was actually happy with that XD) bottomline: this film is awful and i mean awful. and what do i have to say more? nothing! im done! im done with my longest review ever!

The Scorpion King

The rock as a hero? HAHAHAHAHA! THE ROCK SUCKS!! SO DOES THIS MOVIE! i have never seen such a cheesy movie before. its so boring, and so hilariously bad! and the real shame is? The acting is terrible!

Sleepy Hollow

what do i have to say? its dark and epic.

Hannah Montana: Miley Says Goodbye?

miley is going? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Alvin and the Chipmunks

ok, IF YOU GAVE THIS REVIEW THUMBS DOWN THEN YOUR ON CRACK!! What do i have to say about this film? boring and annoying in one movie! watch this if you are high.

Hard Target
Hard Target(1993)

one of the most anti climatic movies ive ever seen. i mean, its so cheesy and the ending... remember that the villain opened the fuse but didnt throw? youd rather cry than celebrate victory of this awful anti climax. but, i gotta admit. i did like how the movie looked.

Hannah Montana: One in a Million

Hannah montana is a unholy demon! we must send it back to hell where she belongs.

Simpsons - The Complete First Season
½

It wasnt as good as the second season, but i enjoyed it.

Simpsons - The Complete Second Season

the second season was better than the first one!

Epic Movie/Date Movie

if you give this film 80-100%, then your a youtube poop nerd

All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

this is an actual death to a don bluth movie.

Stuart Little

Charming. and not in a bad way. i enjoyed this when i watched this film at pre school (i was 4)

Woodchipper Massacre

ill admit it. its a terrible movie. the characters are so dumb, it makes the characters from epic movie look like einstein. and why are shot on video movies always so bad? We never know.

Crocodile Dundee
½

i remember this film. and i love it!

Spy Kids
Spy Kids(2001)

why didnt the comunity like it? this film is great!

The Big Bounce
½

A bad film, but not as bad as expected. some of the jokes where good, and some of them where bad.

Treasure Planet

yes, i enjoyed it. when i first saw the trailer, i thought it was gonna blow. it didnt. it has the same old school 90s disney animation wich all classics have and wich is good.

Santa With Muscles

this has to be the most stupid film i have ever seen. what where the directors smoking. its like they ran out of ideas. and if that isnt the problem, the acting is terrible.

Ghoulies IV
Ghoulies IV(1994)

Why an r rated movie in the us while its 12 years and over in my country? i mean, seriously. and the effects are pretty cheap.

The Secret of Anastasia

grrr. you and your rip offs... will you ever get seud?

Back to the Future Part III
½

It may be not the best BTTF film, but i enjoyed it.

Belle's Magical World

havent got enough sequels? maybe this will help.

Barnyard
Barnyard(2006)

oh my god! how much do i hate this film!? most of the films joke fall flat and... male cows dont have utters. that is the biggest insult.

I Was a Teenage TV Terrorist

does the title even sound that its a good movie?

Code Name: The Cleaner

god...help...well folks. it happened. i got dramatized once more by a horrible piece of crap called code name: the cleaner. boy did this movie suck. it was boring, stupid and unfunny. and all the jokes fall flat. hard as falling from the empire state building. everything what i saw in this movie was boring. the acting, the women everything. just... its so bad that i cant explain it. code name the cleaner is the title sound like its gonna be a good movie? no. this film is even worse than meet the spartans. code name the cleaner can clean my butt! and if you buy this, the joke will be on you. do not watch this movie. seriously. and if you enjoyed this, then you are on crack.

Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure
½

ok, it was weirder than the crappy rock-a-doodle but i enjoyed it for some reason. the voice acting is great in my opinion. some of the characters are annoying like the loony knight. and the animation? without a doubt, its wonderful. and the songs? meh... some of them where good. the ending is anti climatic. wich is the worst thing of this film. its not a superb movie, but it wasnt bad. not the greatest richard williams movie, but enjoyable. no wonder this was a box office bomb :(

Tokio Hotel - Monsoon

ok, im not an emo anything or something like that but...TOKIO HOTEL SUCKS!! THEY HAVE GAY HAIR, AND THEY CANT SING!

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Oh yes, i remember this. and it kicked ass! this film was better than chicken run! beautiful clay work FTW!

The King and I

let me tell you, there is only ONE thing good ONE THING and that is... the animation. but as you may have noticed: its not even worth to watch it.

Transformers
Transformers(2007)
½

its not the greatest movie ive ever seen. but it could have been better. some of the things in this movie are cheesy. like bumble bee takes a fart. but still, the effects are great. but... Megan fox? (i hate her)

Chicken Run
Chicken Run(2000)

i havent seen this film in a while. seriously, This film is awesome. the animation is great, the plot is great and did you mention this film is great? its great. end of discussion.

Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
½

i grew up with this film. its cute, charming and very well animated for a 70s film. it looks like it could have been done in the 80s... i think. but could you please put out poohs dream? BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT! oh well. when you have young kids, buy this one.

Bio-Dome
Bio-Dome(1996)

Luckily this aint no thunderdome...

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Superb. this is my favorite HP movie. the reasons? its quite obvious. john williams is doing the music! just like in part 1 and 2. the story is epic and the main reason why i love this film is because its darker than the other HP movies.

Lady Gaga - LoveGame

PO PO PO PO PO PO POOPY FACE!

Quest For Camelot

wow, a movie with so many stars eh? this better be good. actually no. it has rip off characters, a weird story and there is no explanation what so ever. this film makes rock-a-doodle look like a masterpiece

The Little Mermaid
½

alright, this is another movie that i havent seen in a while. when i was a kid, i thought it was retarded. so i know what your thinking: do i have to agree with the nostalgia chick? no! of course not! its my opinion. the animation is nice for an 80s film it nearly looks like a 90s film. some of the characters are annoying. like the cook. the story is nice. but what did we learned in this film anyways? (sometimes i dont pay attention to the morals) bottomline: its worth watching.

The Polar Express

You remember this do you? Robert Zemeckis was a great director back then. the animation is great, the story is decent but... could you please put out the elfs rock band? i was like: BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT!!! oh well, we still love this film. do we?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

better than the first one. why wont they put every part from the book in the film? ah well it would take 5 hours to finish the film XD. is it superb? no. is it great? yes.

Tarzan
Tarzan(1999)
½

this is the first movie ive ever seen. i was 3 years old. and i loved it! chip and miss pots also make a cameo in this film.

Dinosaur
Dinosaur(2000)
½

why would you watch this? its boring! but i gotta admit, the animation kicks ass.

Air Bud 2 - Golden Receiver

great. now hes on football. and even more cheesier than before!

The Giant Claw

the effects are sooooooo fake. the bird looks weird. ive seen better effects in the popeye movie.

Brother Bear
Brother Bear(2003)
½

sure it has nice animation and decent plot but... could you please keep the deers out of the film? i cant stand them. i gotta admit, the jokes arent that funny. yes, its not horrible neither terrible. its mediocre

Freddy Got Fingered

how can anyone like this crap? was tom green high while he was directing this crap!? the jokes arent funny. they are retarded, annoying and even more autistic than i am (yes, i have autism XD). these jokes make spy hard look like jeff dunham, disaster movie look like monty python and larry the cable guy look like airplane! the characters are annoying. especially that blond little brat who keeps being slapped in the leg. you know, the plot is awkward. why would you act like you have a job? its not a good idea. its not! bottomline: this film is a true WTF film. and if you thought battlefield earth was bad, this will dramatize you. watch this if you are high.

Dirty Love
Dirty Love(2005)

what the heck? this film is cheesy, unfunny and boring

Lilo & Stitch
½

this film is great. great plot, great animation. now i gotta admit sometimes stitch can be annoying. how can you not like this film? its awesome.

Piglet's Big Movie

i loved this film as a kid. its charming, exciting and very well animated. and the film itself made sense. unlike some of the other winnie the pooh movies. the 2nd best winnie the pooh movie in my opinion.

Brother Bear 2

not very good. for some reason mandy moore is in this film. shes a horrible actress. this is a silly film. its even sillier than you may think it is. avoid this film at all cost!

The Jungle Book 2

these sequels arent getting any better.

Home Alone 4
Home Alone 4(2002)

THIS IS AWFUL! NO CULKIN, NOT FUNNY AND BORING

Home Alone 3
Home Alone 3(1997)

and boy did this one suck. but not much as 4.

Flushed Away
Flushed Away(2006)
½

yeah, you remember this do you? when i first saw the trailer i was like: people cant possibly this stupid? i watched this film at school. i was 10. what did you expect? 18 years old? no! im 13. thats young for a rotten tomatoes member. but onto my review. the story may be a bit cheesy for some, but in my opinion, its nice. the clay work or whatever you call it is great. and the characters are loveable. its worth watching.

Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird
½

this film is great. its exciting, charming and it has a great plot. and if you think this is a childish film, than your a grrrrrreat big douchebag! (i love frosted flakes)

Cool World
Cool World(1992)

oh... my... god. this is a space oddisey. the acting is horrible, the cool world is f***ed up, the characters are annoying and this is a boring movie! its strange, non sensicle and even weirder than rock a doodle. if you watch this film, trust me you will not be happy.

Jungle Book 2, The: Mowgli's Story

what the hell? this cannot be real! fred savage is a horrible actor, and this... this film is just stupid.

The Secret of the Hunchback

wait a minute... does this look familiar?

Twister
Twister(1996)
½

twister is not a very good movie. its effects are good, the plot is stupid, the characters are annoying. and the rest of this film is awkward!

Nukie
Nukie(1993)

...well folks, i just got dramatized again. by what film you may ask? nukie, the rip off of E.T. A film so bad, that nukie is scary. a sad ending wich is actually happy for us. this is the true worst movie of all time. it makes ballistic ecks vs sever look like the matrix. now if you think im going to review that film, im never going to do it.

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

goes to mars is a horrible movie. it made no sense, it was unrealistic and the plot is stupid. and boy was it a pain to watch. the baby is annoying. and they have gravity? in space? but still no air? how come that the electronics can breath except the baby? its... weird. the strangest sequel of all time goes to goes to mars.

Tooth
Tooth(2004)

if you watch this film, you wont believe what your watching.

Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
½

the brave little toaster was one of the most controversial disney films ever to be released. it was one of the greatest films ever created. the sequels however, they seem to fail. it was released in chronological order. i took a look on IMDb for the ratings. to the rescue got 5.6. and goes to mars 5.0. this movie sucked. but not as much as goes to mars. the songs are horrible compared to the first movies's songs. they were awesome. favorite: cutting edge. the characters are annoying and rob has a animal fetish for some reason. and not to mention, the stereotype chihuahua or however you spell it. avoid this film at all cost!

Lost in Space

id rather get eaten by spiders than watching this piece of crap.

Streetfight
Streetfight(1975)

superb. now if you didnt like cool world, this film is for you. now i know what your thinking. arent you a bit too young to watch this? well... i have balls you know! the animation is very superb, the jokes are funny and the voice acting is great. sure its controversial, but i dont care.

Criminally Insane 2

what do you think? its a shot-on-vi... i mean Sh**eo movie wich is so cheap, that its boring.

Oliver & Company
½

this film is well done. decent animation, good plot however, some of the characters have no personalities. but still, its a good film.

The Princess and the Cobbler (The Thief and the Cobbler)

recobbled: it may look like a rip-off of aladdin, but its enjoyable and very well animated. the workprints are beautiful. but i dont get it why it got rejected. (yes i did research) 20% princess & the cobbler: ugh... dont make me get started with this one. majestic films picked up their own version and what do they do? they made tak and the thief talk for some reason. luckily, zigzags voice kept the same. the changes are very cheesy. avoid this version. 0% arabian knight: DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THIS ONE! so now miramax got a version. Arabian knight and what did they do? they ruined the complete film. its just like the time that the dutch brave little toaster got ruined by the 2nd version. instead of golden city, we got baghdad. seriously, what the hell? and animals talk! such as the aligators. tak the cobbler is voiced by a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE actor, matthew broderick. and yes, this version has songs. UGH... THIS FILM LOOKS LIKE A ALADDIN RIP OFF!

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

eddie murphy is by far the greatest comedy gods who ever lived... in the 80s. but in the 90s and 2000s he started to die with unfunnyness! the good stuff seems to end with coming to america, and the bad stuff seems to begin with harlem nights. its just like that time that don bluth went wrong in the 90s, only thats why people enjoyed his 80s films. and i had a pretty hard time finding this film! because, in the netherlands copies where pretty hard to find but... i luckily could get a copy. for what you may ask? 3 bucks. thats right, this movie is so bad thats not even worth it. and do you know how i felt watching this film? i felt so sad. it was a day i never forgot, i was dramatized by this film. with so many budget, it delivers an epic disaster. its not about the stupidness and cheesiness of this film, its about the plot, the acting and the premise. not to mention the characters. it makes disaster movie look like airplane, it makes ballistic ecks vs sever look like citizen kane, it makes alone in the dark look like the matrix. it is that bad! and there is not even a single moral in this film. this film is like the 11th level of hell. even the characters are annoying. i mean, borat the robot is stupid. his voice sounds like that microsoft sam got r**ed and got killed, and then resurected from the dead. and the vehicles are just plain ugly. and why can they breath on the moon? there was no explanation or i missed something. and i bet we learned absolutley nothing about this film. maybe one thing: THIS FILM IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! THIS IS THE WORST SCI FI FILM NEXT TO BATTLEFIELD EARTH! it goes even crazier and crazier when the movie progresses and they even had the balls to had eddie murphy in it. when i saw this film, i couldnt believe it was real. and it deserves to be a bomb. IT DESERVES TO BE A BOX OFFICE BOMB! NOBODY SHOULD EVER HAVE TO WATCH THIS! AVOID IT AT ALL COST! IM EVEN MORE PISSED AT THAT TIME WITH ROCK-A-DOODLE! NOT TO MENTION, IT MAKES THAT FILM LOOK LIKE THE SECRET OF NIMH!!

Air Buddies
Air Buddies(2006)

seriously, what the hell is this piece of crap?

Fantasia
Fantasia(1940)
½

not all of the cartoons were good. some of them were boring and some of them were outstanding! but the best one goes to the sorcerers apprentice.

Casablanca
Casablanca(1942)

one of the greatest romance films ever made. it may be a little bit slow, but still, its enjoyable to watch and touching.

Fun & Fancy Free
½

mickey and the beanstalk is the only one thats good. its charming, exciting and enjoyable to watch. but the other one, bongo sucked. ITS BORING!

Snow Buddies
Snow Buddies(2008)

this series cant get any better

Sidekicks
Sidekicks(1993)

boring... boring... boring... boring... *sleeps*

Hannah Montana - Keeping It Real

HANNAH MONTANA IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Godzilla
Godzilla(1998)

HURRAY! AN EMMERICH MOVIE! HURRAY! HURRAY! HURRAY! Hurray... hurray? no. god, this movie sucks. roger ebert made a cameo in this film. THIS FILM WAS BORING, STUPID, CHEESY AND UN REALISTIC!

The Fast and the Furious
½

maybe im harsh on this film. i wish i could stop this from being a guilty pleasure, but i simply have no choice. i enjoyed it.

Return to Never Land
½

this is a very mediocre film. the intro was kind of cool, the plot was stupid and this film is a bit boring and not exciting. the first peter pan was great! but this one is VERY mediocre.

Santa Buddies

HO HO HO! NOT SO MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH THIS ROTTEN FRUITCAKE!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

this is my favorite indy film! now ill be back, because im gonna take a drink from a grail. *drinks from wrong grail*

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
½

it wasnt as good as the first one, but i kept enjoy watching it.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Second favorite Indy film. how great is this film? its Grrrrrrrreat! how can you not like this film? its so awesome!

Worst of Ed Wood

It certainly is the worst of ed wood!

Last Action Hero
½

how about last action zero? THIS FILM IS BORING AND NON SENSICLE!

Space Buddies

my god, are the effects awful! this film is so bad that even the trailer wouldnt make it sound good. and the puppies have no emotion. and the jokes arent funny. fart jokes arent funny! (except in family guy)

Air Bud
Air Bud(1997)
½

Before i Begin my review, let me tell you about the buddies series. Air bud is the one that started the buddies films. only this film doesnt have talking dogs. also air bud has its own sequels. but the'buddies' series have talking dogs and its not the same as air bud. air buddies has puppies instead of one dog. the buddies includes a puppy that can rap wich isnt funny, its weird and racist because he is voiced by a white male. air buddies was not the only one that was crappy, and thats where: snow, space and santa buddies comes in. now onto my review: its plot is ridiculous it made no sense and its boring! there is nothing exciting about this film! bottomline: this movie is stupid. how did the dog learned how to play basketball anyways? i mean i havent seen this film in years so, tell me!

Batman Returns

i know, its dark but its still awesome. the action is great, the acting is great but its dark. but it doesnt matter to me, because i dont care.

King Kong
King Kong(2005)

when i first saw the trailer of this film i thought it was gonna blow. it didnt! the effects are nice, the plot is great but sometimes it bores you. you will be like: WE WANT KING KONG ALREADY SHOW HIM TO US! but still, its a great film.

Beverly Hills Cop

eddie murphy was a god back then. this film is very superb! its awesome! the action is great, the acting is good and its enjoyable to watch.

Freaky Friday

surprisingly decent. it has a nice plot and some funny jokes but most of the jokes are unfunny. the plot can also sometimes be boring.

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

now before i begin my review, i shall tell you a little history. I love disney classics! they hardly fail! but that doesnt mean they can make alot of sequels. in the 2000's they made alot of sequels. time after time disney has made horribly written sequels of great films. and heres another one! pocahontas II journey to a new world. this film makes you want to watch more disney classics. why? BECAUSE ANYTHING IS MORE FUN THAN WATCHING THIS CRAP! the story is stupid, the characters are annoying and the film itself is boring!

The Secret of NIMH

one day i had no idea what to review. but i had the idea: i had to review something epic. this film is epic! the plot is nice, the animation is great and everything about this film is great!

Beverly Hills Cop III

yes, this is another eddie murphy film wich sucks! this is one of his worst! this film is awful! the action is boring, the plot is stupid and eddie murphy isnt clever. and i have no idea what was going on with the plot. it was so boring that i couldnt follow it.

The Emperor's New Groove
½

pretty good. it may have bored me when i was a kid, but looking it back today its decent. good animation, nice plot but its a bit dissapointing. it was a bit anti climatic, but still, it was good.

Johnny English

how can such a good actor be in such a bad film? well, it could happen. this film is pretty bad. unfunny, unclever, silly, stupid and boring. this film makes george of the jungle look like a masterpiece!

Black Book
Black Book(2007)

a dutch film! and guess what? i am dutch! well, this film was epic! even better than war on winter time! now i gotta admit, some of the things in this film are impossible to do in real life. but i still like this film

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

boy is this film stupid? it is! its freaking unfunny! but i gotta admit, the effects are nice. but that doesnt stop being a 0%!

Barb Wire
Barb Wire(1996)

*drools* bewbz... OH! im sorry. this is a rip off of casablanca. also a crappy film. pamela is a horrible actress. i know what your thinking: how did they come up with this idea? this film was based off of a godawful comic book: stripperella. but the only good thing about this film is? A: the acting? B: the lazy director? C: the whole movies himself? or D:BEWBZ!!! leave your answer in the comments. bottomline: this film is boring. *keeps drooling* boobiezzz...

Pocket Ninjas (Triple Dragon)

what the hell? was surf ninjas not the only one that was idiotic?

Surf Ninjas
Surf Ninjas(1993)

What is this? Tone loc? oh no, first ferngully, then blank check, then bebes kids and now this!? boring, dull and silly in its blandness! this film is pretty cheap and unfunny. and the title is just plain stupid.

The Dark Knight
½

how good is this film? AWESOME!!! but the voice of batman is a bit too dark. but still, its a superb film!

Men in Black II

god, this movie sucked balls. it was unfunny, stupid, strange and non sensicle! the effects are kind of good. micheal jackson also makes a cameo in this film, for some reason.

The Jungle Book
½

when i was a kid i thought it was retarded. but looking it back today, i liked it. this film is pretty good. decent animation, great plot and this film is a masterpiece! i havent seen this film in years, but that doesnt matter

Doug's 1st Movie

dont like the show? this film is not for you. its pretty silly and made no sense.

George of the Jungle
½

Incredibly unfunny. now i know what your thinking: What? you gave it a 60%! well, back then some num nut thought: you must agree with the top critics. its stupid. this film isnt funny, the characters are obnoxiously annoying, the story is strange and this film is just... stupid. and the effects are pretty cheap and i mean cheap! the elephant looks fake! and the stunts arent exciting at all. but the action is decent. now i realised: if top critics find it good, it doesnt mean you have to like it. thank my little bugger for liking it. bottomline: this film is boring. is it godawful? no, but it could have been worse.

Spirit - Stallion of the Cimarron
½

superb! animation is great, the plot is great and did i mention this film is great? its great.

The Brave Little Toaster
½

god, i love this film. its so wonderful! the idea is nice, the animation is good, the characters are loveable and it has a briliant story! but there is a big lipped aligator moment: TEH DEVIL CLOWN!!! now i know what your thinking, why am i re-reviewing this film anyways? some douchebag named 12iveyhl keeps ruining my thumbs up and keeps stalking me. and if you dont like this film, than your a grrrrreat big douchebag! Yes, you 12iveyhl! you shall burn in hell for hating so many good films!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame
½

not great. it has a dark story and all but its still good. animation is nice, songs are decent but some of the characters are annoying. especially the gargoyles. I hate these guys! but still, its enjoyable to watch.

The Princess and the Frog
½

Finally, it came out in the netherlands! we had to wait 3 months for the netherlands release of the princess and the frog! Well, disney has made a animation classic after 5 years. boy did i love this film? i did. a masterpiece! one of the best animation films of the year! the plot was great, the characters are loveable, the animation is great, but i find the death of shadowman over the top. you know what that means, BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT! there are tons of songs in this film and they are all good! thank you randy newman! bottomline: if you dont like this film: than Your a GRRRREA... you know the drill.

Anaconda
Anaconda(1997)

GOD, THIS MOVIE SUCKS! bad acting, poorly written, not scary, and boring! I mean seriously, there are so many bad things about this film!

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
½

Elmo is GANGSTA! ok, im a bit being over the top right now XD i grew up with this film. it was pretty decent and charming but its a bit anti climatic. but hey, for the younger audience its not. i miss my childhood... i was a huge fan of sesame street. i havent seen this film in years. decent acting, good story and if you think this film is childish, than your a GRRRRRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG!

Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
½

this one was pretty decent. funny jokes, great animation and its not great, but its good.

Doogal
Doogal(2006)

What the...hell? unfunny jokes, horrible lip sync, bad voice acting and this film is godawful. see the magic roundabout instead. that one is better.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad

*sigh* thomas the tank engine... when i was a kid, i wasn't a huge fan of thomas the tank engine. but i grew up a little bit with thomas, and i do know the story & characters of thomas the tank engine. but when i read Rebecca C's review of this film, i was like: thomas the tank engine has not much plot how can you possibly make a movie out of this? and boy did this suck balls? MAJOUR balls. this film had little to do with the series. all the trains have their own voice actors instead of naration. and there are too many backstories wich is very confusing. and alot of this film was strange, non sensicle and a bit... dark. THIS FILM MADE NO SENSE! How come that the Conductor is retarded? why does this film bore you? what were the writers smoking? and why did i wasted my time on this? god, shoot me. does this movie have any shame? i hope so. bottomline: this film is AWFUL!

The Muppet Christmas Carol

This film Wasn't realy that bad. it was enjoyable and charming. now this film was actually based of a movie called: a christmas carol. (if im right) now there are alot of versions out there. I am a huge fan of the muppets, and i liked this film. The Story is nice, the songs are good, the acting of scrooge is decent and its enjoyable to watch. its a bit dissapointing but that doesn't stop being a 80%!

Son of the Mask

What is this!? No jim carrey? This film is AWFUL! Horrible acting, Unfunny jokes, annoying characters and its just plain stupid! definitly avoid this film!

The Incredibles

How can you not like this film? this film is great. great animation, epic action sequences and its epic. and for some reason samuel L jackson is in this film. you may recognize him from Pulp Fiction. This is one of the greatest animated movies ever created. its controversial, but that doesn't matter. we still love this film.

Boat Trip
Boat Trip(2003)

Its unfunny, stupid, boring and dull. i couldnt stand watching this film. i couldnt describe how bad this film is.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

this is my favorite LOTR film. its epic and cool. do i have to say more about this film? its epic in its epicness!

Battlefield Earth

YES! FINALLY! NOSTALGIA CRITIC REVIEWS THIS FILM! and now, i dont have to rent it anymore! the Camera shots are horrible, John travolta is terrible at acting, the story is cheesy and the film is over the top! and what is with the silly nose things and haircut? FASHION DISASTER ALERT! FASHION DISASTER ALERT! Everything about this movie was over the top, made no sense and it was cheesy! now i gotta admit, the effects are fair but that doesn't stop being a 0% So, how bad is this film? GODAWFUL! WORST SCI-FI EVER MADE! and i Want to Thank The Nostalgia Critic for reviewing this piece of crap!

Open Season
Open Season(2006)

it was bad, but not horrible. it was poorly written and poorly animated. its also boring, unfunny, obnoxious and half made sense. its like a cartoon from the 30s wich got rejected

Shrek 2
Shrek 2(2004)
½

it wasn't as good as the first one, but its still funny. the characters are loveable, the story is nice and it has great animation

Kidz Bop
Kidz Bop(2003)

these kids need to sing some REAL music. instead of rip offs

Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop: The Videos

i listened to one of the songs and i was like: RIP OFF BAND! are theyre songs even licensed by the original artists? probably not

End of Days
End of Days(1999)

aw, lord... why is schwarzenegger in this film? with the dumbest devil of all time? this film is boring, strange, non sensicle and weird.

Ratatouille
Ratatouille(2007)
½

another great pixar film! i havent seen this film in a few years. the maincharacter: remy is loveable, the story is nice and the jokes are funny.

Pinocchio
Pinocchio(1940)

one of the greatest disney movies ever made! a true classic! i grew up with alot of disney classics! and i mean alot! if you dont like this film, than your a GRRRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG!

Conan the Destroyer

even cheesier than the first one, it was boring and dull. and there is also a weird transvestite with manly haircut. and yes, she is annoying. but, we still love arnold. no matter how bad he is at acting.

Robots
Robots(2005)
½

not a great film, but its enjoyable. decent animation, good voice cast and a good story. but some of the characters can be annoying.

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman

possibly one of the most strangest horror film of all time.

TRON
TRON(1982)
½

ah yes, tron is one of the greatest disney live action films. now it could be a bit confusing at times, but its a pretty cool film. the effects kick ass! they were great back in the 80s. (im actually not born in the 80s XD)

Warriors of Virtue

ZZZ... boring, stupid, unexciting and annoying. thats all what i have to say about this film.

Congo
Congo(1995)

this film is so bad that its funny. amys words are spread out, wich is annoying and doesnt sound normal. all the characters are silly, the story made no sense and this film is also boring. when i saw the scene where the apes RANDOMLY jumped into the lava, i was like: HAHAHAHA WHAT WERE THE WRITERS SMOKING! i went hours and hours laughing. this film is terrible

The Nightmare Before Christmas

tim burton is a god! now this is one of my favorite christmas or halloween films. and i watch it every year. it has nice animation, great story and they even managed to get danny elfman!

Ernest Saves Christmas

the name is santa claus... *plays bond music* ok... where to start. i did not watch ernest films. because i never heard of him. he is kind of funny, but sometimes hes annoying. this film may be crazy, but its not that bad

Jack Frost
Jack Frost(1996)

what? was the original one not scary enough?

The Magic Voyage (Die Abenteuer von Pico und Columbus)

Why? WHYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? THIS FILM IS AN ABOMINATION TO COLUMBUS! this film has pretty bad things like: bad animation, a stupid plot, stereotypes and annoying characters. and you know what? im not the only one who has seen this film as a kid! when i was 6, i was like: THIS FILM IS AWFUL! the film makers didnt even do research about columbus. and the character pico, is annoying. but hes not the only one. we also have a sl***y deformed fairy, marilyn. i hate her. she looks like a mix between Celes and Tinkerbell. and by the way, dom deluis is in this film! You know, he did the voice for the main character in A troll In Central Park. And The Villain is just plain stupid. an army of bees. the ending song wasnt that bad. this movie has haunted my childhood. bottomline: this film is AWFUL! DO NOT DARE TO WATCH IT!

Junior
Junior(1994)

this film is BORING! it made no sense, it was so dull and it is stupid! arnold is getting pregnant. i am not kidding. i really wished this movie made more sense. and they even managed to get arnold in it. so as the movie shows you arnolds baby, you cant believe what your watching. and what is wrong with the top critic tomatometer? bottomline: this movie is awful!

Red Sonja
Red Sonja(1985)

this one of the type of films that are horribly written. this film is probably sillier than conan the destroyer. they even had the balls to put porn in this film! wich is a big lipped alligator moment. the effects are cheap! its like they had low budget. the acting is terrible. but hey, thats why we love arnold schwarzenegger. this film is not only stupid, but also incredibly boring. and if you thought the action was bad, get ready for a anti climatic death! bottomline: this film is even more dull and boring than warriors of virtue.

Date Movie
Date Movie(2006)

AAAAH!!! UNFUNNY FILM!!! RUN!!!

Night at the Museum

seriously, lame story, unfunny, annoying and makes no sense. but i gotta admit, the effects are nice. its not a horrible film, but it was a bad one.

Suburban Commando

it is terrible! you may have read my review of doom starring the rock. wrestlers are terrible actors, but some of them are actually pretty good. but the worst wrestler actor is hulk hogan. and thats why im reviewing suburban commando. I WAS FROZEN TODAY! ok... the acting of hulk hogan is so bad that its funny. and the opening is a rip off of star wars. now dont let me sing the rip off song. the story is weirder than you think it is. and who couldnt forget the infamous cameo of the PKE meter. the jokes are awful and i mean awful. and for some reason, shelley duvall is in this film! you know, wendy from the shining. also some effects are bad, but some of them are good. and the final fight is just... weird. and i really dont get the running joke. bottomline: this movie is silly, unfunny and stupid.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
½

mediocre. a bit weird, but the action is kinda cool. i know this isnt horrible or terrible, but its just dissapointing! and why did jack take suicide? (he came back to life in part 3 for some reason) the acting is some sort of good, but some of the characters are a bit annoying

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

this film just flat out sucked. how could jack have survived the kraken? they never explain why! this is the worst pirates of the caribbean film. the acting is mediocre, the suicide was non sensicle and for some reason this film is boring!

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

ZZZ... OH! aw darn. i dont want to review this crapper. i really dont. this film is so bad, that the third one would look like a masterpiece! the speeches are big lipped aligator moments. THEY ARE BORING! remember when you are watching a movie and then suddenly: SPEECHES! THIS ISNT POLITICS YOU MORON! and are the blue screen effects good? no! they are horrible. and i mean horrible. the flying shot is used over and over and over again. almost every scene has it! but... we cant forgive the flight with the girlfriend in space. and nuclear man is dressed up as he man! first i thought superman would be cool in this film! but no, he is a sitting duck. bottomline: this is the worst superman film!

Titanic
Titanic(1997)

This film is epic. thats all what i have to say about it.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

before i begin my review:i did NOT grew up with the ninja turtles so i might miss a few things. boy, this movie sucked! this film is so bad that it doesnt deserve a award! it makes rock a doodle look like a masterpiece! IT IS THAT BAD! the fights are awful, the effects are bad, the intro is retarded and for some reason, there is no shredder. instead we get some stereotype villains. now if you havent seen the AVGNS rant, go see it on screwattack.com you will be glad you did. bottomline: this movie sucks MAJOUR balls.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze

it would have been better if it wasnt censored. i know, some parts where cheesy, the final fight is even more anti climatic and this film is also a bit... random.

Doom
Doom(2005)

so this is doom! its pretty silly and made no sense. and for some reason, the rock plays in this film! now the FPS camera shoots arent that good. the only good effects are the gunfire. and this film is so bad that its funny. its just like congo, only weirder. bottomline: this film is awful

A Goofy Movie
½

its not a great film, but it was actually pretty good. The characters have clean personalities. unlike goofy. he is just funny. not hilarious, but funny. this is a goofy movie. but the songs? they really arent that bad. but sadly, this film didnt entertain me anymore. bottomline: its a rental.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

so this is my second favorite of the franchise. its pretty epic, cool and creative. i have nothing much to say about this film. all i have to say about this film is that its awesome.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
½

ah yes. i remember this when i was a kid. it was charming, enjoyable,creative and do you know why kids love chocolate so much? well, isnt it obvious? cocoa:cocaine!! (lol im on chocolate). now i gotta admit, the tunnel scene was ridiciously over the top, that it quickly became a big lipped alligator moment. and your all wondering what im thinking of the 2005 version! ill be reviewing that version soon! but what about the ending? it doesnt end, it stops! its like they said: UH OH! WERE RUNNING LOW! LETS JUST END THIS! but still, its a true masterpiece.

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour

if i met cyrus on the street, i would kill her.

Theodore Rex
Theodore Rex(1995)

yes, what your seeing is real. its a silly film that made no sense. its more like a 40's Cartoon written by Walt Disney. i mean the story was lame! and why the heck is whoopi goldberg in this film? and the rex loves cookies. makes sense to me. i mean, winnie the pooh with honey, bugs bunny with a carrot, a blue hedgehog with chilli dogs (NC Reference) and a rex with cookies?

Flubber
Flubber(1997)

another boring unfunny piece of junk! when i saw the trailer, i couldnt believe it was real. people cant possibly this stupid? and why the heck does danny elfman the music of this film? this film doesnt deserve epic music!

An Extremely Goofy Movie

it was one of the type of movies that you either liked it or either hated it. and i hated this film. and if you thought the three musketeers was bad, this is the one that went totally wrong. the story is a mess! a complete mess. horribly written! and the characters seems to be annoying. but i should point you out, i enjoyed the first goofy movie. it was not great, but it was fun. this film is terrible. so bad that goofy falls in love with someone else. now how does that suppose to make sense? what happend to goofy's wife? how did they gave birth to max? was he adopted? ugh, well the film is too lazy for explanations. and the personality of the characters are just empty. they have no personality. disney sequels... theyre always bad. bottomline: this film is terrible.

Bambi
Bambi(1942)
½

ah yes, how touching is this film? very touching. it had loveable characters, nice animation, touching and enjoyable. this film was actually based off a book. now how did i find that out? THE MAGIC POWER OF THE INTERNET! now i gotta admit, why dont they show the body or face of the hunter? but its still a good film. bottomline: this film is worth it.

Melody Time
Melody Time(1948)

it has nice cartoons and nice animation and its enjoyable and charming.

Kazaam
Kazaam(1996)

shaquile... who doesnt hate him? i only like him at basketball. hes a terrible actor, and plays in alot of horrible films. and heres another one! kazaam, a racist film wich makes you want to watch more disney classics. its boring, unoriginal, dull and incredibly racist. why? A BLACK PERSON AS A GENIE!? THATS SLAVERY! boy does this movie suck.

Scary Movie 4

boring, unfunny, stupid, silly, non sensicle, idiotic, retarded, insane, crazy and garbage

Casper
Casper(1995)

the special effects may be nice, but this film is not good enough. it was a bad film but it could have been worse. it was weird, non sensicle it was more like a bedtime story. im just saying. not a horrible film, but it was just... stupid. and boy did this film bore me? a little bit. and the films rating is too low. i mean...alot of swearing in a PG film? whats wrong with the raters anyways? well either that, or this film is a stupid flop. bottomline: this film was lame.

Lady and the Tramp

ah yes, this film is just charming. outstanding story, loveable characters, nice animation and a great film. now there is big lipped aligator moments in this film. the two siameses song! and this film is also enjoyable. it has also nice songs.

Pocahontas
Pocahontas(1995)
½

romantic film, but a bit dissapointing. i mean the villain is just a douchebag. but i gotta admit the romance is kind of touching. it has nice animation and a nice story. but it could have been better.

Home Alone
Home Alone(1990)
½

ah yes, home alone. who doesnt love a film with gags and traps? this film entertained me. it was funny, charming and an enjoyable film. i know some stunts might be over the top, but its still funny. and i do feel the christmas spirit in this film! but why does this film have mixed reviews? oh well, its not a horrible film. its grrrrreat! (it really gets overused)

Masters of the Universe

ITS OK TO BE GAY!!! ok... where to start. before i begin, i shall tell you something that i did not grew up with he man. i mostly grew up with disney cartoons, spongebob, ducktales and more... but im not going to talk about my childhood right now. what im going to do is review this piece of crap. the story makes no sense! and what is wrong with skeletor? he looks like john mccain. oops! i did a mccain joke. ok, im not doing all the NC stuff in my review. i find this film not only non sensicle, but also very weird. and orko? orko is even more annoying than the cartoon version. but i gotta admit, the effects are kind of nice. but, the acting is just horrible. and if you thought this film couldnt get possibly get any worse, courteney cox is in this film! i mean, she is the one who played in scream and friends! oh who cares... this film doesnt even entertain me at all. IT BORES ME! bottomline: this film was pretty bad

Alice in Wonderland
½

a creative masterpiece! it was a charming film. there are so many good things about this film. loveable characters, great story, creative, charming but its anti climatic. but its a bit ironic because alot of anti climatic films are bad. but this one? its a superb film. im just saying.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

this film is great! and i mean great! the final fight is great, the death of vader is just touching, the acting is nice, the effects are nice and the story is just epic. and who couldnt forget the meme: ITS A TRAP! i always loved that line. some of you may find this film a bit dissapointing, but trust me, its not that bad. its grrrrreat! (yes, thats another tony the tiger reference wich is overused because i eat too much frosted flakes) bottomline: this film is epic

The Wild
The Wild(2006)

Why... WHY!? JUST WAIT UNTIL DREAMWORKS ARE GOING TO SUE YOU! THIS FILM IS EMBARRISING! HORRIBLE ANIMATION, ANNOYING CHARACTERS, STUPID PLOT AND ITS A CHEAP RIP OFF! DREAMWORKS MAY HAVE RIPPED YOU OFF BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN RIP THEM OFF!!!

Sleeping Beauty

this film is just BEAUTIFUL! its romantic and charming! a true masterpiece! this comes pretty close for being the best classic. malificent is the greatest movie villain ever. and the characters are loveable. well, this film is great. this film is a good certified fresh pick

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

this may be my less favorite of the original trilogy, but it was epic. the effects were nice, the plot was good, the acting is good, the music by john williams is epic and the film itself is just 100% good. this film is a good certified fresh pick. now i gotta admit, george lucas was great back then.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

unfunny, stupid and just boring. i mean this film doesnt make sense! how bad is this film? pretty bad. horrible, terrible and godawful!

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

this one? less funny and obnoxious. it was not horrible or anything, it was weird, annoying, non sensicle and unfunny. and the plot is just plain stupid. some parts were funny, and the others were just lazy.

Ice Age
Ice Age(2002)

it was a funny film. the animation is just great. it has a nice story, loveable characters and this is the best one of the franchise.

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins(1964)

simply charming and enjoyable!

Bee Movie
Bee Movie(2007)
½

this film was weird. but it was not bad or good. it was very mediocre. some of the jokes were funny, but most of the plot is just... stupid! i know this isnt bad as madagascar, but its surprisingly dissapointing.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

i watched too much disney classics in my childhood! and this is one of my favorites! the story was nice, it was charming, the animation was outstanding for the 30s and it won so many awards! this film is one of the best certified fresh picks. and if you dont like this film, then your a GRRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG!

Good Burger
Good Burger(1997)

this film was bad, and i mean bad. some parts were funny, but most of the film seems to be obnoxious. the story also didnt make sense. and i did not grew up in the TV show.

The Lion King 1 1/2
½

this film? this film wasnt that bad! it was enjoyable to watch. now this is a prequel. because remember: a disney sequel is bad, but a prequel is good. it was funny and charming, but its a bit dissapointing. there was effort put into this film. unlike some of the other sequels. but its not a great film but i kept enjoy watching it.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

i did not grew up with the power rangers so i might miss a few things. well, this film is pretty bad. it was stupid, non sensicle and just plain boring. i mean a kiss as a super power? how stupid. thats even more stupid than the power of heart from the gay show: captain planet. and if you thought the film couldnt get any lame, this film also begins with skydiving. WITH THE BULLIES! why do they hang out with them? and this film is just more silly than you think it is. and this film leaves no explanation because this film was only made for the fanboys. bottomline: its silly, stupid, dorky and made no sense.

Beauty and the Beast

this film is freaking great. its charming, romantic and enjoyable. it does come pretty close for being the best animated film. i like the songs. thank you alan menken! the story is nice, the characters are loveable, the songs are nice and this film is amazing

The Next Karate Kid

i cant describe how bad this film is! the karate kid movies are getting worse. and trust me this one is the worst and last one. now we all know something very strange about this film. when did this film get released? well, as the nostalgia critic showed you when it was released, he showed the dvd disc of the awful part III, and when you turn it around you will get to see the next karate kid. thats right, this film had no own DVD release. but why? NO REASON! with a poor written story, this seems to fail harder than part III. and trust me, the new karate kid is annoying! she is just obnoxious! what does she worry about all the time? feeding her bird! how cheap is she? IT MAKES NO SENSE! by the way, the bullies are just nerds. and the story also seems to be non sensicle. i mean a school security blowing up a car? it makes no sense! but for some reason miyagi is kind of cool in this film. bottomline: this film is godawful.

The Little Cars 3: Fast and Curious

ugh... RIP OFF! THIS IS A RIP OFF! THIS IS A RIP OFF! ARE YOU KIDDING? there! i sang the rip off song! happy now?

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
½

this is not a horrible film neither a good film. but i find it mediocre. even with a poor story, it could be a little bit charming.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! ok... im not doing all the memes in my review. what im going to do is to tell you why this movie is so awesome! the story is epic, the characters have clean personality and the effects are awesome. the animated version may be mediocre but this one is awesome. now it may be too long, but the best idea is too watch the first day in 1 hour and a half. and then tomorrow continue watching it. good idea?

Monsters, Inc.

this film did not bore me. it amazed me. it was charming, funny and has a nice plot! the characters have clean personality, the animation is nice and the film it self is great.

Garfield - The Movie

this film is AWFUL! it was unfunny, stupid, silly and it made no sense. and whats so good about this film anyways? IT SUCKS! i did not grew up with garfield so i might have missed something. and if you thought this film couldnt get anymore crazier, the characters are just obnoxious! especially the dog! bottomline: DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!

102 Dalmatians

did this movie suck balls? majour balls. it was boring, dull and an incredibly dissapointing film. bad acting, annoying characters, stupid storyline and its just... stupid! glad that i never have to watch this piece of crap again! because this film is a waste of time! i did not like it when i was a kid! it is that boring!

101 Dalmatians

better than the live action version!

Hercules
Hercules(1997)

another film that i like. i grew up mostly with disney classics. and yes, i liked this film alot! it was enjoyable, fun and its a masterpiece! the characters have a clean personality, the story is nice, the animation is nice and this film is actually... charming! well, this film is a certain certified fresh pick.

The Good Son
The Good Son(1993)

poor Elijah Wood. how can such a good actor be in such a horrible film? i feel also sorry for Macaulay Culkin. this film is just evil. it has poor writing, its boring and this film has probably one of the worst Characters ever! and i couldnt forigve what Macaulay just said. this film goes beyond for being bad. and if you watch this film, you will regret it.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

A true masterpiece! the best star wars film. as you probably may know, im a huge star wars fan. and since i watched all the star wars movies, im going to review them all! this film is just epic. nice effects, great acting, great story and the film itself is epic. now i know what your thinking, shouldnt have i reviewed the trilogy? well, that would take too long. well, in my opinion this film is the best chapter. and if you dont like this film, then your a GRRRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG! (i just love frosted flakes XD)

Jack Frost
Jack Frost(1998)

seriously, did this movie sucked? indeed. this film has a lame story, creepy snowman, bad acting except for micheal and of course, as you may have noticed: the premise is stupid. and who couldnt forget the infamous cameo of the batman-superman? and the characters are just... annoying.

Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo(2003)

this is my second favorite pixar film. it is so cool! when i was a kid i knew this was gonna be an epic film. and it was. and yes, those idiots of dreamworks thought: HEY! DISNEY SUCKS! LETS MAKE A RIP OFF! THEN WE CAN SHOW THE KIDS SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND EMBARRASING! they did. the opening is just touching. the story was epic, the animation is nice and it has outstanding voice cast. i mean it really fits the characters! bottomline: this film is freaking brilliant

3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas(1992)

gee, i dont know why alot of people enjoy a rip off of TMNT & home alone. this film is just terrible and i mean terrible. this film was stupid, unfunny, silly and just non sensicle. why do alot of you guys like this movie? DID YOU EVER WATCH HOME ALONE OR TMNT? DID YOU ONLY WATCH 20 MOVIES? WATCH MORE TRAILERS YOU IDIOTS!!

Octopussy
Octopussy(1983)

god, i... i cant do it! i am not going to review this film! alright... here we go. when you take a look in the video store and your looking for movies and you see the box front, you will be thinking: WOW THIS FILM IS GONNA BE EPIC! but later... its dissapointing as hell! this film is awful! and i mean awful! how could the story be so cheesy? how could octopussy be annoying? how could this movie be so crappy! well, as you probably may know, that i havent reviewed alot of bond films. well i tell you something from here on out, that i will review them all! boy, how much do i hate this film? alot! i mean... bond as a clown? it makes no sense! bond stealing a car? makes no sense! bond in a gorilla suit? makes no sense! but i just realy hate it that one of my favorite franchises makes a horrible film! there arent other bond movies that could be worse. but... if you have seen one, tell me one in the comments! this film is not only horrible, but also long, stupid, silly and boring. bottomline: this film is godawful!

Kill Bill: Volume 1

ah yes. kill bill! who doesnt love a massacre action film? ok... that might be a bit over the top, but still, it was a good idea! this film was epic! and i mean epic! the story was great, the action was epic, the effects look almost real, the acting was great and this film is just epic! a perfect certified fresh pick! thanks RT! the sequel was also good, but this one was better. and if you dont like this film, then your a GRRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG!

Mortal Kombat

i do gotta admit, its not horrible or neither terrible. but it was actually pretty good. i know that the nostalgia critic didnt like it. but... trust me it isnt that bad! alot of people enjoyed it! thats what the critic said in the annhilation review. the fights are kind of cool. and it has some decent acting.

Conan the Barbarian

it was a bit cheesy. the sex scene may have been way too inapropriate. there was a big lipped aligator moment in this film! god, bless you mako! but the acting was ok! ok, the story may have been bad, but the action is great.

Die Another Day
½

and boy, did this movie suck! but not much as octopussy! i mean, the story is boring, the action is mediocre, the acting is bad and the intro song is awful. when i watched this film for the first time i inmediatly stopped playing it. why? BECAUSE ANYTHING IS MORE FUN THAN WATCHING THIS BULL CRAP! i mean it is that dull! and yes, this film comes complete with stereotypes. bottomline: this movie is the most boring james bond film ever! but the worst one is yet to come! and if you thought octopussy was bad, then this will bore you. and as you probably may know, the song won number 1 worst song of the year.

Die Hard
Die Hard(1988)

who doesnt love bruce willis? this film is EPIC! the acting is great, epic story, the action is epic, the effects are awesome and the rest of the film is just truly awesome! this is actually a christmas film! this film was certainly entertaining. but also OUTSTANDING! all the nerds are gonna be like: ZOMG H4X!!1!one!!!1!

P.S. I Love You

oh god, how annoying is this film!? now i know what your thinking... im review a girls film! well... alot of male critics reviewed girl films! this film shows that after one argue you can be friends within one second. makes sense... and this film isnt even romantic. its creepy. the second girlfriend is the most annoying character in the film! this film keeps being cheesy and retarded... but hey, this film was bad. and i mean bad! hoo boy... and if you thought the story was cheesy, the acting is just terrible. and the parental ratings is just too low! this film is rated PG right? but there are so many things that is wrong about this film! bottomline: this movie is stupid

Men in Black
Men in Black(1997)

funny, cool and silly! one of the greatest films ever made! the action is great, the story is nice, the jokes are funny and it was great! while the second one may have sucked, this one is actually worth watching. god bless you funny movie! will smith is actually not a horrible actor. now you gotta admit it. bottomline: this film was great and funny. this film is the best comedy ever next to airplane!

Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
½

do i have to say one of the memes? well the nostalgia critic also liked it! but the series werent that bad! it was funny, silly, crazy, and it was so non sensicle that it was funny!

Cinderella
Cinderella(1950)
½

not bad at all! ok, if you think this film is girly then you suck. it was charming and enjoyable. the story was nice, the animation was great and the characters are loveable! except the villains. especially the stephmother. SHE IS JUST CREEPY! (for kids) she always scared me with the evil eyes scene when i was a kid. i grew up with this film. it has also nice songs! too bad that cinderella II sucked. but if you dont like this film, then you suck

Little Shop of Horrors

how much do i love this film? ALOT! this film was awesome! it was funny and charming! the acting is great, the jokes are great and the rest of this film is great! and who is the best character in this film? the plant! he is just cool! and the songs are done by alan menken! I LOVE ALAN MENKEN! and if you dont like this film, then your a GRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG! (i eat too much frosted flakes)

Home on the Range
½

not quite good. it wasnt funny, it had a lame story, it had annoying characters and it made no sense. now stop telling me that animation doesnt have to make sense. some of them do have to. i did not enjoyed this film. it was incredibly boring, but not horrible. it was pretty bad. and why is this a disney classic? this film was boring you idiots!

A Bug's Life
A Bug's Life(1998)

i loved this film. it was entertaining, made sense, charming, enjoyable and funny. this film was certainly great. it had a great story. and yes, this is one of the films that i grew up with. i grew up with alot of disney films. antz may be a good rip off, but this one is better.

Christmas With the Kranks

it fails. it was unfunny, stupid, silly and a boring film. and if you thought epic movie was bad. he still is! but, this film was even worse. this film makes epic movie look like the matrix. i did not even laugh at one single joke.

Die Hard 2
Die Hard 2(1990)
½

it was entertaining. the acting was good, the action was sort of nice, great effects but its not the best die hard. it may have mixed reviews, but im on the good side. but that doesnt mean you are on the good side. oh and for those who find it bad: please dont get mad because we have another opinion. die hard 1 was actually better.

Karate Dog
Karate Dog(2004)

how about making something that makes sense? lame story, lame efffects and its just a crappy movie

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
½

this was not the best star wars film. it was anti climatic. and disapointing too. there was not much action. there was much more explanation. but i wont skip this film when i watch all the star wars films. but you should skip the christmas special. sometimes the characters can be annoying. the prequels are not the best. but for some reason c-3po gets fixed in the ending without explanation. bottomline: this film was not horrible or neither terrible. but it could have been worse.

Dumbo
Dumbo(1941)
½

i havent seen this film in a few years. it was a good film. the story was nice, the characters are loveable and this film is just charming! if... only the big lipped aligator moment wasnt in this film then it would be 100%. dont know what the big lipped aligator moment is? take a look at nostalgia critics review of ferngully at thatguywiththeglasses.com. but the big lipped aligator moment of this film is the pink elephant dance. this film includes alcohol. dude, thats just wrong.

Commando
Commando(1985)
½

its not stupid! its awesome! schwarzenegger may be a horrible actor, but i liked him in this film. it may be stupid for you guys, but trust me! its not that bad! now a few days ago this film was on TV in the netherlands! (maybe we also celebrate schwarzenegger month XD) but, this film was certainly enjoyable to watch.

Howard the Duck

howard the duck is probably the strangest film ever created. director george lucas was a great director. in the 70s. but now he just sucks. some of the movies were good right now, and a lot of them sucked. and if you thought the star wars christmas special was bad, this is the one that went wrong. now i know what your thinking, HOW DID THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUPID IDEA!? well, this film was actually based on marvel comic books. i wonder if linkara likes them. im just saying. i never read one of those comics so i might miss a few things. and i cant stand this film already. and you may have found out this: there are billions of duck-lines in this flm like: nobody messes with the master of quack-fu. almost every scene has it! and the characters are annoying! especially the girl. she is the most annoying character in the film. she has no personality! but... we cant forgive what we just saw, the biggest insult of this film: the duck boobs. everything in this film is just random! for example, when the scientist goes to howard and says a weird line. this film has also horrible dialouge. and i hate to say it, howard stays in the human world. this film is awful! it has stupid writing, horrible storyline and this film goes beyond for being bad.

Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2(1999)

i find this toy story better. it was more enjoyable and its more exciting! the story is nice, the characters arent annoying and its the only good disney sequel. i may have said that disney sequels are bad, but some of them are good. this is one that is creative and imaginable. and yes, like every early pixar film we get: outtakes. and they are hilarious! toy story 2, is the best disney sequel.

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea
½

the disney sequels are getting worse. and heres another one! it had a stupid story, annoying characters but the animation was kind of good. disney sequels never succeed. but this isnt a horrible one. it was a bad film i gotta admit. i did not like this film.

The Aristocats
½

this is a film that i havent seen in years. a entertaining film, but it could have been better. the story is nice, the animation is good and i gotta admit it is enjoyable to watch. but its not the best disney film. the bad thing is that there is a big lipped aligator moment and it is a little bit weird.

Judge Dredd
Judge Dredd(1995)

you are the lawn? i gotta admit the special effects are nice and all but the story seems to be stupid enough. i find this film more controversial than doom. however stallone may be a bad actor but the only good thing is his meme: i am the law. i find stallone more entertaining in rambo. but this film is a bit... weird. but to me this film is some sort of... stupid. and of course, its non sensicle. so how bad is this film? terrible, but im not being harsh on this.

Family Guy - Volume 1: Seasons 1 & 2

ah yes... who doesnt love family guy? ok... it may be a rip off of the simpsons, but atleast its 20th century fox!

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

ugh... shoot me already! garbage FAIL kids. this film makes battlefield earth look good! this film is random, weird, non sensicle, obnoxious, annoying, dull, boring and horribly written. actually, this film was based on a classic trading card game. i did not play the card game or traded them. the cards were a huge hit. and thus this film was born. and nobody liked it. this film is awful the biggest torture of all time. even bigger than hell.

Asterix at the Olympic Games (Asterix aux jeux olympiques)

i knew this movie was bad but this bad? no thats not possible. this film is awful! its unfunny, non sensicle, stupid, boring, childish and a truly awful film. i love the asterix comics but this is just dissapointing. this film is so bad that not even the actors could act. if you think this film is good then... say goodbye to yakity yak!

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

i...HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE JONAS BROTHERS!!! RIP OFF BAND, STUPID AND BORING FILM, HORRIBLE SONGS, AND THE NEW DISNEY SUCKS!!!

Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee(2006)
½

it was enjoyable to watch. everything about this film is just charming. there wasnt anything exciting about this film though but its just a normal decent film. you might agree with me.

Stitch! The Movie

wasnt there already a film about you stitch? well its not the worst stitch film but this one was just horrible. just shoot me right now. its so bad that its annoying, not exciting, a waste of time and of course as you may guessed it its so godawfully short. its not even 70 minutes long! well... disney sequels are the same. they are bad

Leroy & Stitch

LEEROY...jenkins? no. god, shoot me. the second one wasnt horrible or terrible, the third one sucked but this one sucked big time. this film was even worse than lady and the tramp 2. the story is stupid, the characters are even more annoying, dissapointing and anti climatic. and of course its a disney sequel. but the only good thing is that its 70 minutes long. bottomline: this film is awful the worst lilo & stitch film ever

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
½

dissapointing, anti climatic, stupid, short, non sensicle and its a failed sequel. stitch has a glitch must be one of the most weirdest film of all time. i find this film even controversial than the other disney sequels. every character is annoying, the plot is stupid and for some reason it can be even worse than the first one. (i liked the first one) and guess what? this film isnt even 70 minutes long! just barely though. bottomline: this film is bad.

The Wizard
The Wizard(1989)
½

its the wizard... of oz??? no. a bad film. video games brings your family together? the answer is: WRONG!!! (yes, a lex luthor reference). god i cant stand this film. the acting is mediocre, the plot makes no sense, over the top and its just... stupid! but i gotta admit its not horrible or terrible but it was actually bad. you know, i love nintendo. but this doesnt make me happy at all. it makes me... bored. they even managed to get washed up actors? and guess which actor in this film is... OH NOES!! ITS CHRISTIAN SLATER! bottomline: this film was pretty bad. PS: this summer im going to: california... (yes thats one of the films references)

Mulan
Mulan(1998)
½

i liked this film. the story was nice, the action was cool, funny moments but most importantly: it was enjoyable to watch. this film teaches us that its ok to be a travestite! (wait what?) they even managed to get Eddie Murphy in this film! great! voice cast is actually pretty good. but i find the film a little bit over the top. this film includes fruit used as fake boobs. dude, thats just wrong. however this film is sadly squeezed of the list. because i have my own opinions. the 90s had great disney films. but in the 2000s the sequel raid began to come wich included horrible and very mediocre material. the good one was Lion King 2 and the bad one began with Jungle Book 2. actually i find this film very enjoyable to watch. you know, because all the other disney films were so original. but hey who doesnt love films about chinese? (not being racist) bottomline: if you dont like this film your a GRRRREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG!

Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie

YU-GI-OH IS THE WORST TV SHOW EVER MADE! THIS MOVIE IS EVEN WORSE! IT MAKES NO SENSE, THERE IS NO EXPLANATION, BORING CARD GAME, CONFUSING AND IT IS JUST ANOTHER BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT FILM! THIS FILM MAKES THE POKEMON MOVIES LOOK LIKE MASTERPIECES! AND DID THEY DARE TO DUB IT WITH 4KIDS?? I WATCHED THE UN-DUBBED JAPANESE VERSION AND IT STILL SUCKED!!! ok... ill calm down. i just really hate this film and how truly awful this film is. and i find the characters more annoying than in pokemon. well how do i compare pokemon with this? pokemon: nintendo, yu-gi-oh: shonen jump, pokemon: less annoying, yu-gi-oh: more annoying, pokemon: makes no sense and yu gi oh: makes no sense. now dont tell me that animation doesnt have to make sense. THIS IS ANIME! NOT CARTOON! i did not grew up with yu-gi-oh. bottomline: this movie is GODAWFUL! TERRIBLE! STUPID! NON SENSICLE! AND I DONT WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YU-GI-OH!!!

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

is this even... entertainment? no... its stupid! the whole movie is a big lipped aligator moment. its random, stupid, weird and it makes no sense. and of course, your gonna tell me that animation doesnt have to make sense. well... not all of them have to make sense. some of them HAVE to. but i gotta admit, this film is pretty weird. its even weirder than rock a doodle. and they even managed to get the voice actress for lisa simpson in it! so how does this film leave? uh... not quite good. pretty bad.

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

Superbabies:Baby Geniuses 2! god shoot me. this film is HORRIBLE!! ITS SO BAD THAT I CANT TAKE IT! NOBODY WILL TAKE IT! NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS CAN TAKE IT! there are so many problems in this film... the effects are terrible, the action is awful, the jokes arent funny and it has the most non sensicle plot ever to be imagined. i bet the writers werent thinking. so they forgot to make sense. i gotta admit babies with sunglasses... HOW AWFULLY NERDY! i mean the acting is terrible! this has to be no doubt and i mean no doubt the worst film with toddlers as cast. and by the way, what toddlers act like this anyway? theyre like adults. and what is with the kiddy superhero? shouldnt the parents worry about him? bottomline: this film is awful.

Pinocchio
Pinocchio(2002)

GOD HELP ME! if you thought the disney version was great, this is a disaster. we all knew this had nothing to do with the disney version. the story is stupid and non sensicle, every actor is miscast, uncharming and every character is annoying. i couldnt forgive anything about this film! this film is even worse than alone in the dark. it is THAT BAD! its like the director was trying to make us mad! not even the trailer would tell us its going to be a good film. so how does this end with? ITS THE MOST GODAWFUL FILM EVER! made up stories are never good. you should understand that.

The Three Caballeros

i actually kept enjoying watching this film. its charming, cute funny and of course its not the best disney classic. but hey, i dont care. while the songs are kind of... racist? no! i like the songs. theyre beautiful and mostly... touching. but i gotta admit, there could have been more plot. its more like a documentaire for kids. but its still enjoyable to watch.

The Simpsons Movie

it was hilarious. i like the simpsons. and im such a dork that i bought season boxxes of the simpsons! the story is good, the jokes are funny, the intro is the greatest intro ive ever seen but... a uncensored weenie? YOU KNOW? its the simpsons! bottomline: this film was actually pretty good.

FernGully - The Last Rainforest

dear lord! im not... ok alright! ferngully isnt that a weird name? i mean the animation is kind of nice but the rest of the film just sucks! the story and plot is stupid i mean a fairy in love with a human? the characters are annoying espacially batty. the sultan from aladdin also makes a cameo. and they even managed to get christian slater in this film! oh no... hard cash, alone in the dark, the wizard and now this!? and the ending is just non sensicle. and of course, tim curry sauce is in this film! playing the douchy villain hexxus or whatever the hell you name it. and of course... tone loc is in this film. playing as lou the goanna. i mean tone loc is the guy who did the rich guy from blank check and pee wee from bebes kids. HOW MANY FAMOUS ACTORS ARE IN THIS FILM!? bottomline: this movie is stupid

Coming to America

this film was... ok! it was funny, the story was sort of nice, the acting is ok but... there are some mistakes in it. eddie murphy was a comedy god! (in the 80s & 90s). but in the 2000s i think he left his brain at pre-school. im just saying. but most importantly: it was enjoyable to watch

Tarzan II
Tarzan II(2005)

this film is awful and i mean awful. seriously, how worse could the disney sequels get? if you thought cinderella 2 was crap, then this is a disaster. while the first tarzan was a awesome film, this film was pretty cheesy. every character isnt funny, the villains are annoying, the story is stupid and this film was even anti-climatic. this is the worst and i mean the worst sequel ever.

High School Musical

dear lord...... i guess this is it... me reviewing a awful film. the songs are terrible, the actors are miscast, the plot is stupid and the new disney is just crap... i cant review this anymore...

The Land Before Time

oh hell yeah i remember this when i was a kid. the story was epic and touching, the animation was cool, it was exciting and do i have to say it again? it was enjoyable to watch. i may have hated rock a doodle but this... is probably the best animated film ive ever seen. but i gotta admit... don isnt that epic anymore... this is the best film from him. and the worst film from him was probably rock a doodle. in my opinion. (also in your opinion as well)

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
½

hilarious film, but dissapointing. i mean the animation is nice, the story is kind of mediocre, some moments are hilarious and most importantly it is enjoyable to watch. and no this is not going to be on the best animation films list. because my opinion is gonna be on the list. but i liked this film!

Fresh Prince of Bel Air - The Complete Third Season

its not the best TFPOBA season but i still like it!

Fresh Prince of Bel Air - The Complete First and Second Season

you know... i love the fresh prince of bel air. it is one of my favorite sitcoms of all time. and those who watch too much YTP and memes like left 4 speed (like me but not too much) think this isnt funny. BECAUSE THEY DONT GET IT!

Scary Movie 2

of course its not a comedy. its a unfunny comedy! the jokes are stupid and non sensicle, the plot is stupid, some of the scenes were disgusting because it was unfunny but atleast the actors arent miscast. bottomline: its not terrible or horrible (in my opinion) but it comes pretty close. if you thought parody movies were funny then you are wrong. because the director did not put effort

Ricky 1
Ricky 1(1988)

a spoof? a awful spoof. dont be negative? i should be negative to this film. its a unfunny, pointless, non sensicle and a obnoxious annoying film. and this film has nothing to do with rocky.

Little Cars 2 - Rodopolis Adventures

curse you brinquedo! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mulan II
Mulan II(2003)

do you even call this entertainment? THIS IS A HORRIBLE SEQUEL! ITS SO BAD! SO GODAWFULLY BAD, THAT IT WOULD BE A EPIC DISASTER! the story is miscast, the plot is boring and dull, every character is annoying and it has a poor imagination. if you watch this film then you will probably die. not only awful but also incredibly boring. i hate this film alot. it is not the worst sequel but it could have been worse. atleast it has decent annimation.

Tank Girl
Tank Girl(1995)
½

oh god this film is annoying as hell! i mean... the main character has no personality! all what she does is doing retarded stuff. and it seems she skipped preschool. the story is stupid, the action is worthless, the script is stupid, the acting is mediocre and why the heck are there comic pages in every end of a scene? did they have low budget? and yet it is another crappy comic book movie. the comic books of tank girl rule, but this film is just plain bad. and if you watch this film, you will regret it. and as you probably may know, this film isn't that entertaining. if you want to make a film you need entertainment! but everything in this film is just random! can't put a finger on that? well then say goodbye to yakity yak! but the film is still boring and annoying! i gotta admit that. bottomline: this film is crap. its crap because its crap.

Killing Me Softly

if you were mistaken with the film killing em softly, then you should watch out for this stinker. if you thought bloodrayne was bad, then trust me. this is a disaster. every actor is washed up, the plot is non sensicle, the romance is pushing it and yet its also childish and cheesy. i knew this film was bad but. a 0%? no thats impossible it can't be that bad can it? CAN IT!? well it sadly can. do not watch this film. it is horrible terrible and a deplorable film.

A Kid in King Arthur's Court

GODAWFUL! the story doesn't make sense, every actor is miscast, every joke is awful and the main character is annoying as hell! i could forgive that he never swings the bat (what a noob), the two princesses or the wizard merlin that looks like that he just got blown up or something. but i can't forgive the ending wich was a bigger insult. bottomline: boring, stupid, dull, obnoxious, annoying and a horrible non sensicle film!

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

destroy all expectations? does that make sense? nope! i mean there are alot of expectations like a pizza delivery! are you going to destroy that too? this film was worse than the first mortal kombat movie! the fights are terrible, kahns mask is fake, the effects of the final battle looks like a video game, horrible dialogue & story and every actor is changed and miscast! and they left the intro the same. but there is only one difference from the intro: the title. and why the heck would johnny cage die so soon in the film!? and why do we have a 50 year old as a actress for sonya blade!? and why is katanas mother sindel!? and why us the thundergod childish!? and why is the mage half naked!? and why is this film boring!? and why does this film non sensicle!? and why do i ask so many questions!? bottomline: this movie sucks

Looney Tunes: Back in Action

if you thought space jam was bad, try make a sequel! this film was pretty bad and boring. the looney tunes are still annoying and won't return in their funny way. the jokes are awful but less random, the acting is mediocre, the story is boring and for some reason acme is evil. but why? NOBODY KNOWS! i gotta admit, this film isn't horrible or terrible as space jam, but its still a unfunny dull and a mediocre film. but as you may know, the annimation is Very nice.

The Return of Jafar
½

barely not 70 minutes long. i knew this film was bad but... this film cant be that bad! i mean the plot is stupid, some of the characters are annoying, and there is nothing funny about the genie and why the heck isn't the lamp of jafar safe? i mean lago could easily escape! and why the heck would somebody rub it WHILE HE IS IN THE DESERT!? that and the annimation is just plain bad. Bottomline: this film is not terrible and not horrible. but this film was kind of... stupid.

Twilight
Twilight(2008)

Tsk tsk. what a horrible film! i mean the story doesnt make sense, the characters are annoying, horrible acting and is the girl suppose to be retarded? i mean she has no personality. she doesnt say thanks to the vampire when shes saved she will only look at him like that she wants a cookie from him. that and the romance is just horrible. the film is also a waste of time and incredibly boring.

Pokémon the First Movie - Mewtwo vs. Mew

i hate pokemon movies and i hate the series. as you probably may know, im a huge fan of the games. but that doesn't mean they can make a movie based on a game. you may know what the first problem is of this film: the pokemons are annoying. the story doesnt make sense and gets cliche at many times. for example: the crying pokemon uses their tears to bring their hero back to life. makes sense huh? now i know what your thinking... animation doesn't have to make sense. but some of them actualy have to. and why is it called the first movie anyways? was it like they knew they are going to make 2000 sequels? another problem of this film that there is only too much fighting in this film. but by far the worst insult of this film is that they say that fighting is bad. POKEMON IS ABOUT FIGHTING! HOW STUPID ARE YOU!? and as the story continues you probably wonder about something: there is no explanation in the story for the newcommers. did they only made this film only for fans? WE ALSO NEED EXPLANATION FOR THEIR NEWCOMMERS! bottomline: this film is more confusing than any other pokemon film.

Black Knight
Black Knight(2001)

i just cant describe how bad this film is. this film is even worse than spy hard. but it seems worse. every joke is unfunny, the acting is awful, the story doesnt make sense and the ending is so dissapointing. the jokes are so bad that it makes you want to sleep. it is that incredibly boring. and if you think a kid in king arthurs court was bad, then you will probably suffer from this film.

Car's Life: Junkyard Blues

why? WHY!? HORRIBLE ANNIMATION AND JUST UGLY CHARACTER DESIGN. AND THIS IS JUST ANOTHER STUPID RIP OFF.

Batman & Robin

oh yes. you saw this comming when i was planned for another review! (even though i never told you XD) this film is SO HORRIBLE. The acting is miscast, the story doesnt make sense, instead of cool and clever batman is childish and funny (or should i say unfunny?) and for some reason there is a batgirl in this movie. and robin is probably the most annoying character in this film. but by far the worst actor in this film is arnold schwarzenegger who played the dorky unclever villain named mr freeze. this film is so bad that not even my favorite actor george clooney could act. oh yes and i forgot to mention, poison ivee is just stupid. even though she began as a nerdy scientist! and i gotta admit we did not care when alfred died. but he will be revived. but dont feel bad about the batman franchise. bottomline: this movie is the worst movie ever made.

Plan Bee
Plan Bee(2007)

guess which rip off this is... (horrible annimation included)

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

dear lord... why did i watched this... i dont want to review this film. it is so bad that i went crazy after i watched it. the film contains: horrible jokes, non sensicle plot, horrible voice cast for the two kitties, Horrible acting and it is boring! i knew this film was going to be bad. it is so bad that not even the music video from the netherlands (thats where i live XD) succeeded. and why the heck is bill murray in this film? first the man that knew too little, then space jam, and now this!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

i know this isnt a good movie... but i kinda enjoyed it! it has decend action scenes and very nice costumes made by jim henson. i know it has a few swearing but its still enjoyable to watch. if only the costumes will return instead of CGI

Street Fighter

Ok seriously, this film was even worse than double dragon. there are so many bad things about this film: some actors are awful, the fights are boring and very bad and for some reason there are a few things made up. but the only good thing about this film is that it actually leaves a funny scene. but... you gotta admit. this film is a truly awful flop

Steel
Steel(1997)

the community meter is lower than the critic meter! this film is pretty weird. shaquille is probably the worst actor in history. the story is weird, the action is stupid, the costume is dorky and it has annoying characters. for example: that LITTLE BRAT! and the acting is plain horrible. if you see a Shaquille o'Neal film, you always know its gonna be bad.

Blank Check
Blank Check(1994)

just another boring cinematic junk that failed miserably. the story is boring uncreative and unoiginal, the acting is bad, some sequences are ripped off and for some reason this film doesnt make sense. but... we cant forgive the kissing scene.

Snakes on a Train

do i have to sing the rip off song again?

Scary Movie 3

ZZZZ.... huh? sorry for sleeping this film is just plain boring! the jokes are even more random than the previous scary movies, the acting is terrible, there is nothing funny and its just boring!

Quantum of Solace

meh. could have been better. there could have been more explenation in the storyline. the effects are nice, the acting is good but... it seems the action is a bit mediocre. but its still enjoyable to watch

The Golden Compass
½

its... weird. it has a confusing story, annoying characters, mediocre acting but it has nice effects. but there is nothing exciting about this film. it was not only confusing but also weird weird weird weird! what is so legendary about a compass? that makes no sense.

Cool as Ice
Cool as Ice(1991)

BORING!!! it is so bad that it has a stupid storyline, bad acting and vanilla ice cant rap. the music is just worse than jordy van loon. it is that bad. bottomline: THIS FILM IS BURNED INSTEAD OF COLD!

Jingle All the Way

this film is the worst christmas film next to the star wars holiday special. it has bad acting, only one funny moment, an over the top stunt and yet a boring and non sensicle story. sinbad wasnt that bad though. but the biggest insult of this film was that it had unauthorized copyrighted characters in the parade scene. just wait until so many companies are going to seu you director! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN KIDS AND DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!

Star Wars: Holiday Special

THIS FILM IS THE WORST NOT-SO-CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVER!!! IT IS BORING, ANNOYING AND IT HAS A RIDDICULOUS PLOT IN ENTIRE HISTORY!!!

Spy Hard
Spy Hard(1996)

i had to watch the most boring, unfunny and weirdest comedies of all time. this film is so bad. the jokes arent funny, the opening is weird and the story is boring and makes no sense. this film makes disaster movie look like a masterpiece same goes for epic movie. the acting is miscast. this film is HORRIBLE!!

Sunday School Musical

we know its a rip off. but for some reason the songs are better than high school musical

Shrek
Shrek(2001)

this film was HILARIOUS! it has a great story, hilarious and exciting moments and great annimation. i know what your thinking... eddie murphy is a bad actor. well hes not bad with voice acting. the voice acting is great! i liked this film. but what is with the poster? i mean theyre doing nothing but sitting there.

Double Dragon

video game movies are always bad. i mean this film is so bad! it takes place in 2007 (too early to be the future), senseless story, a cameo of vanilla ice and i just couldnt believe I JUST COULDNT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW! THE BIGGEST INSULT TO THIS FILM WAS THAT THEY DESTROYED A DOUBLE DRAGON ARCADE MACHINE!!! what was the director thinking!? i mean was he even trying? and for some reason there is a gang leader that skipped preschool. same goes for the laughing dorky villains. and if you think the actors were bad, then get this: there are alot of cameos in this film! and almost every scene has a high five! and this film has nothing to do with the game. and why would you release it in 1995? double dragon was 10 years earlier released you moron! bottomline: this movie is godawful

The Lion King

who doesnt love disney classics? this film is so fantastic! it has a flawless story, great annimation and hilarious & sad moments. good old disney classics never fail! bottomline: this film is enjoyable and flawless.

Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

THIS IS THE WORST RIP OFF EVE... *dies*

101 Dalmatians

boring, dull and annoying. the acting is horrible, there is nothing exciting and most of the story has nothing to do with the animated film. this film is not only bad. but also incredibly boring.

Ant's Life
Ant's Life(2006)

plain horrible. just another rip off. horrible character design, horrible annimation. and just too short

Little Bee
Little Bee(2009)

uh... rip off? with horrible annimation and annoying voice cast?

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
½

this film was ok. the story is nice, the action was nice, the effects are cool, the acting is decent but what is with jar jar binks? thats the only problem of this film. the racing scene was also exciting. it would have been better if jar jar binks wasnt in this film.

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)
½

i really did like this film. its cute, exciting, great animation, has a nice music but it could have been better though. it may look kiddy. but its a good film! i mean its enjoyable to watch!

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

great story but a little bit dissapointing. will smith is a good actor and all. the action is exciting, but the ending is dissapointing. its not a terrible movie neither a great one. this film was ok.

WALL-E
WALL-E(2008)

great movie. great voice cast, great animation, romantic, cute, hilarious and a very nice story. everything of this film entertained me. this film shows us that not all robots are evil, but most of them are friendly. wall-e has to be the cutest robot ever!

Little Cars
Little Cars(2006)

why does video brinquedo keep making rip offs? this film is worse than i thought. horrible story, horrible voice cast and horrible animation.

Ratatoing
Ratatoing(2007)

another rip off!? horrible animation included!

North
North(1994)

horrible jokes, horrible story and horrible acting. the storyline is racist, bruce willis keeps stalking and it has some of the most annoying characters in the film. thats right! the newspaper kid. bottomline: this film is the most godawful comedy of all time! its even worse than the adventures of pluto nash

Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor(2001)
½

this film is pretty much a waste of time more than a hit. they foolishly thought this film was a hit. the story is boring, too many action and too long. but the effects are really nice. bottomline: it is bad, but not very bad (in my opinion)

Tom and Jerry: The Movie

*sigh* why did they talk? the voice acting of tom and jerry was an insult to the entire franchise. the story doesnt make sense, there is nothing funny, the characters are annoying, no slapsticks and of course they are friends, wich was the BIGGEST insult of this film. this film is GODAWFUL, TERRIBLE AND I HATE HATE HATE HATE THIS FILM!!! IT IS THAT BAD!!! do not dare to watch this movie! it will haunt you for the rest of your life!

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

this is a movie that no one should ever have to watch. it is so terrible. the story doesnt make sense, the genie isnt funny, the characters are annoying and it has one of the most confusing character in the entire franchise: thats right aladdins father. well apparently the father is suppose to be the small guy from the beginning (no not the peddler) that got trapped in the cave of wonders. his name is hassim (wich was the same guy) or i really cant understand his name. terrible terrible movie.

Mr. Bean's Holiday

this film was pretty bad. i freaking love mr bean episodes. they are hilarious. but this film was just crap. it was unfunny, boring and there is a story that just has nothing to do with mr bean. i guess the writers thought that mr bean need more conflict. mr bean had no conflict in the series. some scenes were funny, but most are just stupid. because there is an extra main character wich is a kid that lost his dad. why doesnt he just call the police instead of hanging out with bean? (hanging out with strangers is a very bad idea) its just like the tom and jerry movie, only that one is worse.

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)
½

i freaking loved this film. it has a great story, but sometimes confusing. great action, great special effects but... nerdy sunglasses?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

i liked this film. it has nice acting, the jokes are funny, and the action sequences are exciting. first i thought: no!!! another movie that is based on a ride! this is gonna suck! but when i watched it... it was enjoyable to watch. but the story is kind of confusing at times.

The Frog Prince

RIP OFF, THIS IS A RIP OFF, THIS IS A RIP OFF, ARE YOU KIDDING!? ok that song might be from nostalgia critic but this film is terrible! horrible animation, too short and pretty much senseless

Bebe's Kids
Bebe's Kids(1992)

nobody should have to watch this. this movie has annoying characters, horrible animation, stupid storyline and unfunny moments. this film had actually a storyline (made up) about robin harris wich was also voice acted by somebody else. and yet this film is by far the worst childrens film ive ever seen. its animation? nah... its rotten animation

Pokémon 4Ever

i hate this film. but not much as pokemon heroes. the story is incredibly boring, stupid and makes no sense. and it has one of the most annoying characters in it! thats right: celebi. and yet this film has by far the worst voice acting in entire history! bottomline: this movie is stupid.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

boring, dull, annoying and the story makes no sense. i hated this film. ALOT. this film isnt even 70 minutes long (barely). but its not on the list, because remember: i hated all disney sequels (except toy story 2)

Kung Fu Panda

ah yes. i remember this film. with the great animation and story, i can tell you that this film is way better than the other films that i reviewed.

Meet the Spartans

this is madness! madness? THIS IS AN AWFUL MOVIE! it actually is a very very bad movie. the jokes are awful. and the movie is already crazy! i mean it is that crazy! this film is even worse than the three musketeers (2004) it is THAT BAD. There is no effort put in it. the movie doesnt make sense. and for some reason there is no story. the only story is from the original 300 film. parodies never win. but dont get me wrong, THIS IS NOT SPARTA, BUT ITS AN AWFUL FLOP!

Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure

disney sequels never succeed. for example this one: the story is stupid. the movie is too short. the characters are annoying. but the annimation is kind of nice. but this has to be one of the worst sequels of all time. it is that bad. and even that scamp and angel is hanging out on the rail road! it seems to be a bad idea. A VERY BAD IDEA. the action is also VERY short and boring. the songs are also awful. but sadly this film didnt came on the worst films ive ever seen list. because remember: there are too many disney sequels.

Chicken Little

How can you possibly make a short cartoon into a movie? this movie is dull, boring and obnoxious. but certainly not funny. the story doesnt make sense, the ending is dissapointing, and it has nothing to do with the cartoon that was based on. this film is just... stupid!

Peter Pan
Peter Pan(1953)

i really love this movie. it was one of my childhood movies. but not my favorite. with the hilarious jokes and fascinating storyline, i liked it alot. but... do the indians have a racist overtone? thats what i heard on the internet. i dont think so. i think this is a briliant movie. my favorite part was when the gift blew up and pan survived. it is possible... i think.

Cars
Cars(2006)
½

this film was kind of creative. there was effort put into it and the stories nice. some characters are annoying but not all of them. i like the voice acting. maybe this film is not bad after all. nah... its enjoyable. jokes are funny. but this is what bothers me. why doesnt lightning mcqueen have a horn? shouldnt the police be aware of that? but its still a good movie

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
½

its not my favorite star wars film. the good: the final fight is epic, action sequences are exciting, the ending is sad, the story is awesome and anakin turns into darth vader. but then the bad: some sequences can be boring at times, and anakin just trips in the lava from one hit, we dont know what happend to R4 and some characters can be annoying. but dont get me wrong, its still a good film

Casino Royale

i find this film very enjoyable to watch. there is nothing bad about this film at all! the story is very nice. the ending might be sad but bond learns a very good lesson after all. this film was way better than the crappy octopussy. bond is very clever in this film and i mean clever. daniel craig is an awesome actor. and the stunt scenes are awesome and enjoyable to watch. its just a normal classic 2006 film. and yet it became one of my favorite films of all time.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

even though i never saw it when i was a kid, it did look harmless enough. so, i watched it. it was enjoyable to watch. the acting is good the story is creative. i actually liked it. it was great adapted. and as you can imagine, it was a huge hit. but the only downside is that not all the parts from the book appear in the movies.

The Haunted Mansion

i knew that eddie murphy was a bad actor but... come on this movie is just terrible! the characters are annoying, the acting is miscast, the cards in the intro are just inapropriate. and it has nothing to do with the attraction. and yet i hated this film when ive seen this for the first time it was incredibly boring and just unfunny. it has a senseless story and it has one of the worst endings in history. this movie is almost bad as the adventures of pluto nash. this film is dumb. i never want to see it again. end of review

Super Mario Bros.

Its a blast. More like a disaster! This film is based on a hit game Super mario bros on the NES And some dork wants to make his own story up for these guys. whenever that Bowser was a human instead of a Giant Koopa, a city instead of a kingdom, yoshi looks like tyranosaurus alan from the volvic commercials, and the goombas are... oh i dont know! OR... Maybe it is because that mario and luigi are father and son. some of the parts of the story don't make sense at all! for example: a giant bucket in the city. WHO WOULD LEAVE A GIANT BUCKET IN A MIDDLE OF A METROPOLIS! And i gotta admit the actors Dennis Hopper & Bob Hoskins are terrible actors in this film (i actually like bob hoskins in a lot of other movies) Bottomline: This movie is terrible. its like if you played a real game of mario bros wich isn't from nintendo. unbelievable!

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Whenever you see a Final fantasy Movie, you think: this film is gonna be lame! this movie is dumb! well let me tell you something: this film was actually enjoyable to watch. but there are too many action sequences. but as i can tell you: the story is awesome. the climaxes were great. its not a hit, but its certainly a good film for me. the animation was nice, i mean... CGI is awesome. but there could have been more story instead of so many action.

Spirited Away

i loved this film alot. it has an epic story, great annimation, it has a great imagination. if you think the story is weird, you are wrong. this film actually makes sense! bottomline: its the greatest movie ive ever seen in my life.

Robin Hood
Robin Hood(1973)
½

this film was kind of good... although it might have some templates from other dinsey classics. its kind of enjoyable to watch i mean... the story is beautiful. but some characters are kind of... annoying. why do find critics this film bad? was it because of the templates? some part of the story didnt made sense? well let me tell you pal, This film was ok! and i havent seen this film in years though. i could have forgiven that not only the chicken in the intro was kind of dull, but its a good movie. it has decent animation for a 70s film.

Space Jam
Space Jam(1996)
½

why did i have to watch this? this movie is bad because its stupid. actually one of the strangest things of this film that this was based on nike air jordan commercials (i wear jordan shoes XD)the looney tunes are annoying! the jokes are not funny. micheal jordan's acting is terrible. the story doesnt even make sense! But... we cant forgive the insult of lola. the movie is randomly stupid. i didnt like it. and yet how can you even make commercials into a movie? what idiot would thought that up?

Alone in the Dark

Uwe Boll... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! I just dont want to watch your Horrible Cinematic junk again! You know... I love video games. AND I HATE VIDEO GAME MOVIES! I really want to destroy this movie after i watched it. HORRIBLE acting And a HORRIBLE story AND EVERYTHING OF THIS FILM IS JUST HORRIBLE! I Wished this film never existed!!! It's like If uwe boll Was trying to make us mad. well i still cant believe that tara reid & christian slater are in this film (They are incredibly bad actors) and yet this film has nothing to do with the game. botomline:THIS MOVIE IS THE WORST ABSOLUTE WORST FILM THAT YOU EVER CAN IMAGINE! Uwe boll YOU ARE THE WORST DIRECTOR!!!

Inspector Gadget

When i was a kid i thought this film was good. HOW WRONG I WAS! this film is just plain horrible and the story doesnt make sense at all. The first problem of this film is That Gadget isnt funny. 2nd: Gadget has a girlfriend 3rd: Claw is Unmasked and he's in a suit instead of masked & in armor. 4th: The gadget mobile talks and is very weird. And Some Gadgets are just flat-out made up. for example:go go gadget toothpaste. i took a look on wikipedia if it was on the gadget list. NOPE! you know i love inspector gadget series but this film is just bad as the mario bros movie.