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- Chucky: It's time to play.
- Mia: Don't do it, you little bitch! Don't cut it off!
- Mia: You're all going to die tonight.
- David: Everything's gonna be fine!
- Eric: Everything's gonna be fine? Nothing's fine. I don't know if you noticed this, but everything's been getting worse every second.
- Michael Gold: That's Mr. Asshole to you!
- Seymour Krelboin: You mean I'm fired?
- Gravis Mushnik: No, I'm electing you President from the United States!... YES, you are fired!
- Fouch: I remember in one flower shop there was a whole wall covered with poison ivy. People came from miles around to look at that wall and they stayed to buy.
- Gravis Mushnik: And the owner got rich?
- Fouch: No, he scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
- Glen: But, isn't violence bad?
- Chucky: No, son. 'Violins.' Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country!
- Chucky: He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Glen: I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese.
- Bruce Campbell: Jeff, I just have one request
- Jeff: Anything Bruce.
- Bruce Campbell: Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.
- Bruce Campbell: Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?
- Jeff: Bruce, that's drain cleaner.
- Bruce Campbell: Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation.
- Bruce Campbell: You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.
- Bruce Campbell: Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick.
- Earl Bassett: [to Grady] You know, you might come in useful. While they are eating you it will give me a chance to get away.
- Valentine McKee: We decided to leave town just one damn day to late!
- Earl Basset: I vote for outer space. No way these are local boys.
- Valentine McKee: Hey - check this out! I found the ass end!
- Earl Basset: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
- Valentine McKee: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.
- Valentine McKee: Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.
- Linda: I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own the place come home?
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: They're not gonna come back. Even if they do we'll tell them the car broke down or something like that.
- Linda: With your car, they'd believe it.
- Linda: Please Ash... please don't hurt me. You swore- you swore that we'd always be together. I love you.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Noooo!
- Linda: Yah! Your lover is mine and now she burns in Hell.
- Jake: Jesus H. Christ... thought all she was talking about were those two Goddamn little bags..
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Damn it! I said I was alright! Are you listening to me? You hear what I'm saying? I'm alright!.. I'm alright..
- Annie Knowby: OK, maybe you are. But for how long? If we're going to beat this thing, we need those pages.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Then let's head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
- Jake: Uh-huh. That's right. I'm running the show now. We're going to go out there in them woods and look for Bobby Joe. Once we find her we're getting the hell out of here.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: No you idiot! You'll kill us all. She's dead by now. Don't you understand? With these pages, at least we have a chance.
- Jake: Bunch of mumbo jumbo bullshit! These pages don't mean squat!
- Annie Knowby: What's wrong?
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Felt like someone just walked over my grave. What's that picture? What is that?
- Annie Knowby: In 1300 AD they called this man the, ah, hero from the sky. He was prophesied to have destroyed the Evil.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Didn't do a very good job...
- Prof. Raymond Knowby: Recite the passages. Dispel the evil. Save my soul... And your own lives!
- Herbert West: I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm very disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed. You're not even a second-rate scientist.
- Herbert West: You'll never get credit for my discovery. Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.
- Jake: What the hell is it?
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Maybe something... something trying to force its way into our world.
- Dr. Ivan Ivanoff: You must forget to remember, before you remember to forget.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.
- Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.
- Shiro Miyasaka: We scientists produced this monster... Godzilla. And ever since, we tried to destroy him.
- Yuki Ichinose: But then, why... Why does he keep protecting us?
- Yuji Shinoda: Maybe because... Godzilla is inside each one of us!
- Yuji Shinoda: Nice try, asshole.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: We'll all go in together..
- Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: For God's sake! How do you stop it?!
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh baby?
- Linda: Sure.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.
- Ash Ashley J. Williams: Give me back my hand... GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!