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Although many have said that this movie sucks, but in my opinion, I believe that it was suppose to be a dumb movie and I liked it.


The worst remake of all time!

Jupiter Ascending


Friday the 13th

While I enjoyed Derek Mears work as Jason Voorhees, there were two problems with this remake. There was too much nudity and almost all of characters has no personality whatsoever. I didn't like almost all of the characters, with the exception of Danielle Panabaker's character.

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

One of the greatest guilty pleasure films of all time!

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

The worst video game movie of all time!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

While this remake was indeed unnecessary, I thought it was okay.


Well, that was something!


What an amazing movie!

Jaws: The Revenge


Tommy Wiseau's The Room

One of the worst acted movies that I've ever seen in my life!

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

A stupid sequel with a dull & weak version of the Sawyer Clan.

Look Away
Look Away(2018)

One of the greatest psychological thrillers that I've ever seen!

Another Cinderella Story

This re-imagining of the classic fairy tale is so much better than that rip-off from 2004!

A Cinderella Story

What idiot came up with the idea of this generic piece of cow shit rip-off of the classic fairy tale?


One of the greatest horror movies of all time!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

While I did find the change of tone in the movie to be underwhelming, I found this sequel to be okay.

The Last Airbender

The worst movie that I have ever seen!

Wish Upon
Wish Upon(2017)

Well, I'm surprised about how shitty this movie was, but then again what can you expect from the director of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and Annabelle.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Finally, it's over! This was the worst movie series I have ever seen!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

As Marik from YGOTAS would say, "What kind of cheesy, care bass bullshit series is this?"

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

I don't care about this shitfest of a series, just stop making Twilight films!


The beginning of one of the most boring movie series ever!

My Sweet Audrina

What an emotional movie!

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

A classic adventure film!

Charlotte's Web

Awesome family movie!

The Spectacular Now

A wonderful coming-of-age film!

The Smurfs
The Smurfs(2011)

What a piece of dogshit!

Black Christmas

One of the best slasher movies of all time!

Silent Night
Silent Night(2012)

This horror remake of the shitty 80's slasher is better & more entertaining than the original in almost every way possible.

Black Christmas

This remake is fucking disgusting with it's overuses of blood & gore. The only redeeming quality of this film are all of the hot women in this movie.


Rob Zombie gives us a pointless remake that does nothing, but show needless sex scenes & too much blood & gore.

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2)

What the fuck was this? This pointless sequel attempted to tarnish the legacies of both the Alien & Predator franchises. The scenes in the night are so dark that it's impossible to see the action sequences.

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

After watching this film, I can happily say that Wes Cavern's New Nightmare washed out the horrendous taste that was left in my mouth after suffering through Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

As much as I despise The Dream Child, Freddy's Dead just pisses me off more than The Dream Child ever did. This film is a spit in the faces to fans of the original film & horror fans in general. The suspense, atmosphere, & tension from the original doesn't exist in this dreadful piece of shit. The characters are some of the most unlikable one-dimensional, cardboard cut-out & paper thin annoying idiots to ever exist in a movie, the kills are boring, the nightmares sequences are stupid & pointless, the big reveal of Freddy's child is just a stupid plot hole, & the plot is filled with every single horror cliche that has ever exists. Even worst, this film horribly turns Freddy Kreuger into a full on Looney Tunes character. But, the thing that really pisses me off about this film is that Freddy Kreuger is killed by his own daughter.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

The Dream Child is a perfect example of what happens when a couple of idiotic people don't give a shit about iconic killers and attempt to butcher them horribly in the process. And even worst, FREDDY KREUGER ON A SKATEBOARD, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Although, I'm not a fan of what happened in this sequel and it leads to the downfall of this franchise, I found The Dream Master to be okay for the most part.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Thanks to the idea of continuing the concept from the original, Dream Warriors was a satisfying sequel.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

While it may have taken all of the scary from the first installment, this sequel was overall okay for a horror sequel.


For a director who is best known for directing horror films, I have to say that James Wan did a pretty good job with this film! It also nice to see that DC Universe was finally able to give us a stand alone DC film that is good.

Silent Hill
Silent Hill(2006)

For a movie based off a video game, this is a pretty decent movie for what it was!

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

While it was a bit better than Marked Ones, the 5th & final installment of Paranormal Activity franchise wasn't that good of a movie!

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

Worst installment in the Paranormal Activity franchise!

Paranormal Activity 4

For the 4th installment in this franchise, this was okay!

Paranormal Activity 3

This was a improvement from P.A. 2 & gives us a inside look what changed the lives of both Katie & Kristy.

Paranormal Activity 2

While it's nowhere near as good as the first film, Paranormal Activity 2 was still a fun movie to watch!

Paranormal Activity

After watching this movie, I'm always in fear when I sleep at night.

Kung Fu Panda 2

Kung Fu Panda 2 proves to be a worthy sequel thanks to its compelling storytelling, comedy, & action.

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda is awesome thanks to it's humor, action sequences, & awesome animation!

Underworld: Blood Wars

The final chapter to this epic franchise certainly did not disappoint!

Underworld: Awakening

Another phenomenal installment to this epic franchise!

Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans

An extraordinarily entertaining prequel to a fantastic franchise.

Underworld: Evolution

I don't understand all of the hate towards this franchise, because this was an awesome sequel to a guilty pleasure of mind!


This was the very first horror movie that I have ever seen, and to this day it's still a classic for me.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

This sequel was much darker and more twisted than the first entry.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

Like the fans, I'll never understand why critics hate this movie, because it was fucking awesome!

Green Lantern

This movie was shit, and I also understand why Ryan Reynolds hates it.

Saban's Power Rangers

As a long-time Power Rangers fan, this film was amazing and funny.


This movie was amazing and at time it was hilarious.


Disturbing imagery, well-acted, haunting score, & a different story make this remakes of the Italian horror classic a very effective & fantastic movie!

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

Even thou it wasn't necessary, this sequel is funny & entertaining!

Dark Shadows
Dark Shadows(2012)

For a movie in general, Dark Shadows was okay. However, for a Tim Burton movie it was disappointing.

The Hunger Games

The first chapter of one of the best live adaptations of a novel series!


Now, I don't know what the fuck goes on inside the brain of Michael Bay, but when it comes to the horror genre, the only thing Michael Bay can do is make crappy horror movies. Also, the stupid plot twist makes everything else in this shitfest make no sense whatsoever!

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Unlike its predecessor, this prequel was absolutely phenomenal!


I don't know why audiences hate this movie, but this movie was fucking hilarious and at times it was sad!

Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

This was the biggest surprise for me this year, and it was a surprise in a good way.


This movie was pretty good for what it was.


This film had something that Michael bay's shitfest series didn't, and that something is heart. This was the simple greatest Transformers film ever!

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

The greatest Spider-Man film ever made!

The Impossible

As the title of the movie states, it is impossible for anything, even the horrific Tsunami, to break the strong bond that this family had.

The Equalizer

Denzel Washington is awesome!

Equalizer 2
Equalizer 2(2018)

While it wasn't as good as the first, this sequel was still amazing.

The Santa Clause

Like the title states, this is a holiday classic for the ages!

The Disappointments Room

I've seen these stories many times before, but personally I found this movie to be pretty okay. Also, Kate Beckinsale looked hot!

Deadpool 2
Deadpool 2(2018)

Deadpool is fucking awesome in this epic sequel. Can't wait for the next Deadpool movie.


OH my god! Will Ferrell as an elf is absolutely hilarious.

The Ring
The Ring(2002)

A classic horror movie that was both creepy and strange at the same time.

Friday the 13th

For me, this should've been a stand alone film and shouldn't been made into a franchise, but regardless this is still a horror classic.

Avengers: Infinity War

Wow, talk about a cliffhanger! I can't wait for the next Avengers movie.


One of the few horror remakes that is actually good.


This movie had some of the most disturbing imagery that I have ever seen in my life.

The DUFF(2015)

This was funny. All of the comedy scenes with Mae Whitman were absolutely hilarious.

Happy Death Day

This was a surprisingly good horror movie!

In America
In America(2003)

One of the best movies that I have ever seen! Everything about this movie was absolutely beautiful.


One of the greatest sports movies of all time! The chemistry between Stallone and Jordan is absolutely amazing! The score from this movie is phenomenal. I honestly can't wait to see the sequel!

Black Panther

One of the greatest MCU movie ever!

Incredibles 2

It has been a decade since the last movie, but it was certainly worth the wait, because this movie was absolutely phenomenal!

Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3(2013)

Another outstanding film from the Marvel Universe!

The Miseducation of Cameron Post

I saw the trailer and I have heard the reviews of this movie, and I have to say that this movie was pure magic. I can tell you that I have never seen a coming-of-age story that was as compelling, as touching, or as powerfully emotional as this film was. This film does a phenomenal job at exploring the gay conversion therapy and how it may have affected people in either a positive or negative manor. This is the type of film has everything that makes for an Oscar-winning film.

This is officially my favorite film of 2018. I give a huge round of applause to the entire cast for their phenomenal performances in this instant classic. I especially give huge praise to Chloe Grace Moretz for her role as Cameron Post. Chloe Grace Moretz gives us a performance that we will never forget for the rest of our lives. There is no doubt in my mine that Chloe has a bright future ahead of her. In conclusion, this film was simply beautiful in every way possible.


For a movie that was based on a true story, this was amazing and it's thanks to the outstanding performance from Shailey Woodley.

Christopher Robin

What a wonderful movie! This reminds us that we sometimes have to stop taking life so seriously and just go out and have some fun.


For those who say that they don't make great horror movies anymore, I highly recommend that you watch this, when you have the time.

The Scent of Rain & Lightning

An outstanding and suspenseful mystery film featuring a phenomenal performance by Maika Monroe.


After 4 decades of disappointing sequels, we finally get the proper sequel for this franchise.

World War Z
World War Z(2013)

I'm not a fan of running zombies, but thanks to the direction of this film and Brad' Pitt's performance, I'll make a exception with this film.

The Evil Dead

One of the all-time horror classics!

Dawn of the Dead

One of the best horror remakes ever!

The Witch
The Witch(2016)

One of the best pure-horror movies of all time!

The Babadook
The Babadook(2014)

This is one of the scariest movies that I have ever seen!


Best movie of the 2010s!


An Italian horror classic for the ages!


At times it was scary, but for me, this isn't much of a horror movie, because it's mostly about the family trying to bound with each other, but I still like this movie for what it was.

The Strangers

A good horror movie that could've been better.

Hallowed Ground

I thought this was a good horror movie, but at time this movie was very cheesy.


Decent horror movie at best!

Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee(2006)

Extraordinarily entertaining!


For a romance-comedy, this was pretty good.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

One of the most goofy films that I have ever seen!

A Hard Day's Night

I watched back in 2016, and I still love this movie to this day.

Silent Night
Silent Night(2002)

Best Christmas movie ever!


I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't entertained by this historical film.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

This is what happens when you combine Halloween and Christmas into one movie. This was simply phenomenal.

Solo: A Star Wars Story

This was a pretty good origins story.

Star Trek
Star Trek(2009)

Awesome sci-fi movie!

The Gallows
The Gallows(2015)

What the fuck is this shit?

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

While it's not one of Tim Burton's best films, this was still a fun movie.

The Bye Bye Man

This shit fest can go straight to HELL.

The Blind Side

I enjoyed watching this movie.

The Possession

An okay film, but it has it's problems.

Final Destination 5

A surprisingly good sequel!

Scary Movie
Scary Movie(2000)

One of my favorite parody movies ever!


It's more of a comedy that's making fun of horror movies, but I was still entertained by it.

The Forbidden Kingdom

The reason why I watched this movie was because of Jackie Chan and Jet Li, and I have to say this movie was amazing.

The Angry Birds Movie

For a movie that is based on the popular android game, this was pretty good.


A thrilling film in the found-footage genre!

Apollo 18
Apollo 18(2011)

90 minutes of pure boredom!

Kong: Skull Island

Love this movie, especially the fight scene between King Kong and the Skull crawler.

The Jungle Book

An outstanding adaptation to the legendary Disney classic!

The Martian
The Martian(2015)

Another classic adaptation to a classic novel!

McFarland USA

An inspiring and heartwarming true story!

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2)

A classic sequel that is superior to the original!

Pacific Rim
Pacific Rim(2013)

It's a movie featuring Robots vs. Kaiju, what more can you ask for?


One of the greatest sports movies of all time!

X-Men: First Class

An outstanding origins story of the X-Men Franchise.


Christopher Nolan gives us another classic for everyone to watch!

Men in Black III

An amazing film featuring thrilling action sequences and a lot of comedy.

The Incredibles

This is why I love Pixar films!


What an exciting adventure!

The Monster
The Monster(2016)

This horror film film was excellent! The emotional storytelling about the issues between the mother and daughter help make this film that much better.


This was awesome!


One of the few found footage horror movies that was actually a lot of fun.

Friend Request

Another decent yet at time boring teen-horror movie!

The Mummy Returns

This film was fun, but not as fun as the original.

The Mummy
The Mummy(1999)

To this day, this film is still a classic in my heart.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Really, a mummy in Asia, really? Thanks a lot Gough and Millar for ruining this film with your shitty script.

The Mummy
The Mummy(2017)

Could anyone these idiots and the other buffoons to stop ruining classic movie franchises.

Insidious: Chapter 2

Not as entertaining like its predecessor, but this sequel was still creepy.


James Wan shows everyone how to direct an effective horror movie.

Speed Racer
Speed Racer(2008)

As a kid, I loved this movie, an as an adult, I still love it.


The last time I recall, there were no aliens involved in the broad-game. Fuck this shit!

Dragonball Evolution

This film is one of the reasons why Japanese Anime shouldn't be made into live-action movies.

After Earth
After Earth(2013)

M. Night Shyamalan went from a promising director to another massive disappointment.

Wreck-it Ralph

Younger me says WOO-HOO!
Adult me says ZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Texas Chainsaw

Stop releasing horror movies at the beginning of January! Please just stop it!

Cult of Chucky

Another outstanding horror film!

Curse of Chucky

After so many failed installments, this film bring the franchise back to its roots.

Child's Play
Child's Play(1988)

The thought of a doll trying to kill people is frightening thanks to this classic.


I don't understand all of the hate, but I found this film to be pretty good.

The Amityville Horror

A truly terrifying horror classic!

Amityville: The Awakening

An okay film in a boring horror movie franchise.

The Lion King

Greatest Disney movie of all time!

The Breakfast Club

A classic coming-of-age film!


I've been a fan of Transformers for a long time, and this film was great.


I don't understand why critics hate this movie, because this film is a classic.

The Simpsons Movie

This film was a lot of fun.

The Wizard of Oz

One of the all-time classics in cinema.

Independence Day: Resurgence

Though not as outstanding as its predecessor , this sequence was still amazing.

Independence Day

A classic summer blockbuster filled with thrilling action sequences.


A must-see movie for everyone!

Ratchet & Clank

Played the game many times, and I love this movie.

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

One of the most legendary films of all time!

Big Hero 6
Big Hero 6(2014)

Big Hero 6 is a fun film thanks to it's action scenes and touching storytelling.

Lilo & Stitch

The combination of thrilling action sequences and outstanding storytelling about family issues makes this film an all-time classic.


An outstanding installment to the franchise of this legendary kaiju.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2

With the outstanding performances and phenomenal storytelling, the final installment bring this legendary franchise to an epic conclusion.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

Part one of the darkest chapter to this classic franchise, that unfortunately to the death of one of this series most beloved characters.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

The outstanding quality and phenomenal acting of this franchise never seizes to amaze me.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Ever though it wasn't quite as amazing as the other entries, this movie was still amazing.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Is it me or is Harry Potter one of the greatest trilogies ever!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

There are certain time when a third entry of a movie trilogy is successful, and this one is one of them.

The Magnificent Seven

Like the title states, this movie was simply magnificent.

To Kill A Mockingbird

A legendary adaption to the classic novel.

The Princess Bride

This movie was just as good, if not better than the book.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Another classic chapter to the epic LOTR trilogy.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The start to one of the greatest trilogies in cinema.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

When I first saw the trailer, I was terrified by it, but now I feel like an idiot, this movie isn't scary at all. This film is just full of crap. Michael Bay can go fuck himself.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

While this film lacked in some areas, I still enjoyed it.

Suicide Squad

These guys are the worst, but in a good way.


This movie was fun.


Who was the idiot that wrote the script! This movie was awful.

500 Days of Summer

This romance-comedy was hilarious and I enjoyed every minute of it.

The Crazies
The Crazies(2010)

A rare remake that is better than the original.


As a kid growing up, I've always been a fan of Spider-Man and this movie reminds why I've been a fan for so long.

The Amazing Spider-Man

This reboot film was a lot of fun.

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2(2004)

A classic sequel that is better than the first installment.

Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman(2017)

The greatest DC Movie of all time!

Marvel's The Avengers

I was hyped for this movie and it delivered.

Guardians of the Galaxy

For someone whose never heard of these heroes, I had a blast, while watching this movie.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Marvel knows how to make great superhero movies.

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

An amazing movie featuring one of my favorite superheroes!

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Another classic chapter to the greatest phenomenon in all of cinema.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

For a spin-off film, this was amazing.

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

A decade between Star Wars movies, and all I can say is that it was certainly worth the wait.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

What a satisfying finale to the original trilogy of the greatest franchise of all time.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

A legendary classic that changed cinema forever.

The 5th Wave
The 5th Wave(2016)

From what I hear about this movie, all I can say is that unlike them, I found this movie to be pretty good.


One of the best movies made by Pixar.


A cinematic masterpiece!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

After watching this movie, I truly understand why it was banned in some countries, but it was still fucking awesome.

The Iron Giant

It's been a long time since the last time I saw this and it's still a instant classic.

A Quiet Place

WOW! Since 2016, I have never watched a horror movie as suspenseful and creative as this movie was.


A cinematic masterpiece at it's best!

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator

Not as bad as people say it is.

Alien: Covenant

Not quite as good as the first two installments of this franchise, but i'll be damned if I said that I wasn't entertained.


Deadpool is the funniest superhero ever!


The perfect ending to one of the greatest superheroes ever!

X-Men: Apocalypse

I don't see why critics hate this installment, because I thought it was great.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Best movie in the X-Men franchise

The Wolverine

This movie is one of the reason why Wolverine is my favorite male superhero.

Jurassic Park

Classic dinosaur movie!

Jurassic World

What a great movie! I especially love the battle scene between T-Rex and Indominus Rex.

The Lost World - Jurassic Park

I find this movie to be underrated.

Annabelle: Creation

So much better than the first Annabelle movie!


Other than the basement scene, the rest of this movie was shit.

Transformers: The Last Knight

After watching, I would who keeps giving Michael Bay money to continue this franchise, because I'm pretty sure those people are fucking idiots.

Gods Of Egypt

As Jeremy Jahns said, Gods of Egypt should renamed Gods of Awful.

Valentine's Day

Now I didn't know what to make of this, but I believe that a bunch of random couples means crappy romance movie.

The Dark Knight Rises

The perfect ending to a classic movie trilogy.

Batman Begins

The first chapter in one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time.

The Conjuring 2

James Wan once again shows everyone how to make an effective horror movie.

Blair Witch
Blair Witch(2016)

This movie is not as bad as I hear it was. It was pretty good, but not quite as good as the original.


One of the best horror movies ever!

Pokémon the First Movie - Mewtwo vs. Mew

This movie is one of the many reasons why I love Pokemon.

The Conjuring

Best horror movie of the 2010s!


Phenomenal performance from the entire cast. This movie was entertaining.

The Devil Inside

This was a pretty good movie until the crappy ending, which was the worst fucking ending to a movie. #FucktheEnding

Friday the 13th, Part VI - Jason Lives

My favorite sequel in the Friday the 13th franchise. Unlike the other movies, this sequel was a ton of fun. I especially like the scene where that guy broke the 4th wall.

Freddy vs. Jason

A battle between two Horror Legends, and it was everything that I wanted it to be.

If I Stay
If I Stay(2014)

This is one of those films that got me into the romance genre. This film also made me understand the meaning behind true love.

The Fault In Our Stars

One of my favorite movies in the romance genre.

The Exorcist
The Exorcist(1973)

My all-time favorite movie in the horror genre.


It's been 40 years, and this is still the one of the greatest slasher-horror movies of all time.


A classic that the entire family can enjoy together.


I can understand why people had a problem with Chloe playing Carrie, but I thought she did amazing in this remake.

Evil Dead
Evil Dead(2013)

Jesus Christ! This remake took out all of the comedy elements and made it into a gory and frightening film. One of the greatest horror remake of all time!

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn

After watching this, I can honestly say that it was amazing!

It Follows
It Follows(2015)

A modern horror classic that pay tribute and repsect to the classics from the 80's.

Paddington 2
Paddington 2(2018)

This film took everything that made Paddington a classic, and just made it 10 times better in this phenomenal sequel.

Get Out
Get Out(2017)

For his first horror film, Jordan Peele gives us a instant classic.

Inside Out
Inside Out(2015)

This film was simply delightful!


As an adult, I watched this film early this year and I can say that Paddington is super, special awesome.

The LEGO Movie

I've been a big fan of LEGO for a long time, and this film reminds me of why I've loved this product for so long.

Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo(2003)

One of the greatest Disney movies of all time.

Trick 'r Treat

An instant classic that everyone can watch on Halloween.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

This film is the reason why Wes Cavern is one of the greatest director of all time. I was frightened by the appearance of Freddy Krueger.

The Blair Witch Project

One of the best found-footage films ever!


This action-filled movie is super, special awesome. I enjoyed the scene with Nicholas Cage & Chloe Grace Mortez. This film is also the reason why Hit-Girl is my favorite female superhero of all time.

Kick-Ass 2
Kick-Ass 2(2013)

Even thou, it's not as good as the first film, the situation concerning Hit-Girl helps makes this a good movie.

Let Me In
Let Me In(2010)

I'm usually not a fan of remakes, especially when it comes to horror films, but this remake was a instant classic. I especially enjoyed this for the chemistry that McPhee & Moretz had with each other.

The Visit
The Visit(2015)

Love this movie. It's better than the three Shitty movie that Shyamalan has made.

The Dark Knight

Heath Ledger's phenomenal performance as The Joker makes this film the greatest superhero movie of all time.